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Posted By: stan | Date: 5/25/05 1:06 p.m. |
In Response To: Heh. (Louis Wu) However, sometimes it's a good thing when your pants don't fit. Sometimes you go to your closet, and you pick out a pair of pants and try to put 'em on but you can't get 'em past your thigh because you legs are so horribly swollen from all the deep-fried foods, and refined sugars and flours, and the McDonalds and you say "Hey man, this bites, my pants don't fit!" But then sometimes you realize "You know, my pants don't fit because I'm dangerously obese! I need to do something." So you turn that complaint into a plan, and you go to Subway Restaurants everyday for a year and you lose a couple hundred pounds. Then you go home, you go to your closet, you get your pants, and you put those damn things on because you turned a negative into a positive, and with the help of Subway Restaurants you've become a new man. What I'm saying is, maybe sometimes it's a good thing to have a "State of the Community" complaint. Maybe sometimes it helps clean out some of that riff-raff. Maybe sometimes it opens up the eyes of the community to the fact that they’ve been reading that damn cereal box upside down and instead of placing idiocy, and ignorance, and ineptness, and trolliness at the tip of the pyramid to be used sparingly, they've made it the base, taking 9, 10, 11 servings a day. I say we turn that pyramid back the way it should be, maybe even introduce two or three more pyramids depending on our lifestyles and various goals as a community. I say we go out there and we start a new diet, the low-stupidity diet. I say that by cutting down on our consumption of net retardedness, we can watch those extra dim-witted, brainless pounds just fall right off. No tricky dance moves or high impact gyrations, just a steady diet of engaging, intelligent discussion. Whatd'ya say?
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The state of the community. | Ross Mills [subnova] | 5/24/05 7:13 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Dillo | 5/24/05 7:23 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Blown-Upp | 5/24/05 7:25 p.m. |
YES! I know exactly what you mean! | prometheus | 5/24/05 7:26 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | KP | 5/24/05 7:37 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Ross Mills [subnova] | 5/24/05 7:39 p.m. |
Ahh IRC... | Hawaiian Pig | 5/24/05 7:57 p.m. |
I would also like to mention it's getting better. | KP | 5/24/05 9:53 p.m. |
Re: I would also like to mention it's getting bett | Dillo | 5/24/05 9:59 p.m. |
The end of the golden weather | Michael M. | 5/24/05 11:01 p.m. |
Needless tomfoolery | Narcogen | 5/25/05 1:50 a.m. |
I'll swear wherever I damn well please. *NM* | KP | 5/25/05 11:59 a.m. |
Re: Needless tomfoolery | vector40 | 5/25/05 4:39 p.m. |
KPs right.... | Jamirus99 | 5/25/05 5:06 p.m. |
Re: KPs right.... | Grey Wolf | 5/26/05 11:13 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | [AMS] GreyThor | 5/24/05 8:13 p.m. |
I Concur | Steve | 5/24/05 8:22 p.m. |
I feel the same *NM* | altodarknight | 5/24/05 8:30 p.m. |
So Basically . . . | Guardian | 5/24/05 8:34 p.m. |
Wait till Halo 3. *NM* *NM* | serpx | 5/24/05 8:37 p.m. |
Re: Wait till Halo 3. | Pvt. Jenkins | 5/24/05 8:57 p.m. |
Heh. HBO: Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3... awesome. | [AMS] GreyThor | 5/24/05 9:38 p.m. |
Re: Heh. HBO: Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3... awesome | prometheus | 5/24/05 10:13 p.m. |
Re: So Basically . . . | Trellium E | 5/24/05 8:41 p.m. |
I don't even think there will be a halo3 *NM* | tsuranuku | 5/24/05 10:33 p.m. |
Don't Worry... | Jimmy | 5/24/05 9:13 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Stephen L. (SoundEffect) | 5/24/05 9:43 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Pvt. Jenkins | 5/24/05 10:16 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | trojanman42 | 5/24/05 11:30 p.m. |
Nah. | MikeMan445 | 5/25/05 11:08 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | SumsophisticatedName | 5/29/05 1:09 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Stephen L. (SoundEffect) | 5/29/05 9:28 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | SumsophisticatedName | 5/29/05 9:34 p.m. |
Ah, the Golden Days of yore. How I miss thee...*NM | Pico | 5/24/05 10:24 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Wraith7n | 5/25/05 12:31 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | stan | 5/25/05 12:48 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | JapAniMan | 5/25/05 4:33 a.m. |
Flak here | Miguel Chavez | 5/25/05 2:24 a.m. |
Re: Flak here | Jillybean | 5/25/05 5:00 a.m. |
Re: Flak here | vector40 | 5/25/05 4:41 p.m. |
Re: Flak here | Jillybean | 5/25/05 5:53 p.m. |
Re: Flak here | Anton P. Nym (aka Steve) | 5/25/05 7:02 a.m. |
Re: Flak here | Ducain | 5/25/05 7:56 a.m. |
This guy's pretty smart... *NM* | Louis Wu | 5/25/05 8:05 a.m. |
... sez the caveman *NM* *NM* | Miguel Chavez | 5/25/05 12:55 p.m. |
UGG *NM* | Louis Wu | 5/25/05 12:57 p.m. |
"I see", said the blind man to the deaf man. *NM* | Count Zero | 5/25/05 12:59 p.m. |
"I can see!" said the... | Mink'O'War | 5/25/05 2:30 p.m. |
I've got one | Schooly D | 5/25/05 5:29 p.m. |
...As he picked up his hammer and saw O_O *NM* | Blown-Upp | 5/25/05 8:51 p.m. |
Re: Flak here | Captain Spark | 5/25/05 8:37 a.m. |
Re: Flak here | Louis Wu | 5/25/05 9:14 a.m. |
Re: Flak here | Captain Spark | 5/25/05 9:16 a.m. |
Awesome. | Saint [lpn] | 5/25/05 10:15 a.m. |
Re: Awesome. | Captain Spark | 5/25/05 10:21 a.m. |
Re: Awesome. | Saint [lpn] | 5/25/05 10:28 a.m. |
Re: Awesome. | Captain Spark | 5/25/05 10:40 a.m. |
Re: Awesome. | Saint [lpn] | 5/25/05 10:44 a.m. |
Heh. | Louis Wu | 5/25/05 5:54 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | Stuntmutt | 5/25/05 6:27 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | Bonekin | 5/25/05 6:40 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | Jillybean | 5/25/05 11:36 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | [AMS] GreyThor | 5/25/05 10:56 a.m. |
Bingo was his name-o | MikeMan445 | 5/25/05 11:01 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | c0ld vengeance | 5/25/05 11:14 a.m. |
Bring it. *NM* | Louis Wu | 5/25/05 11:44 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | Agony | 5/25/05 3:40 p.m. |
You know, he's right... | stan | 5/25/05 1:06 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | Roger Wilco | 5/25/05 1:13 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | c0ld vengeance | 5/25/05 1:37 p.m. |
Man, I love those things. :-) | mnemesis | 5/25/05 1:49 p.m. |
coffee spray cleanup... aisle 5... *NM* | Louis Wu | 5/25/05 2:04 p.m. |
Squeeble!!! | Jillybean | 5/25/05 2:19 p.m. |
I'm here | Sniper 058 | 5/25/05 2:45 p.m. |
Re: I'm here | Blaz | 5/25/05 3:03 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | LostRock11 | 5/25/05 3:32 p.m. |
Bull *NM* | Hunter_Killer | 5/25/05 3:35 p.m. |
you're not the only ones that got hit | synide | 5/25/05 3:39 p.m. |
Hit? Gimme a break. | Ma1agate | 5/26/05 8:07 a.m. |
PANCAKE! *NM* | bentllama | 5/25/05 3:49 p.m. |
WHERE? *NM* | Mirel | 5/25/05 3:50 p.m. |
*Urp* *NM* | Anton P. Nym (aka Steve) | 5/25/05 3:52 p.m. |
You forgot the syrup! *NM* | Echoes | 5/25/05 5:23 p.m. |
Nope... | Anton P. Nym (aka Steve) | 5/25/05 9:05 p.m. |
A return to the halcyon days! *NM* | KP | 5/26/05 10:30 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | Spec ops Grunt | 5/25/05 4:22 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | vector40 | 5/25/05 4:37 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | Schooly D | 5/25/05 5:41 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | Ross Mills [subnova] | 5/25/05 5:48 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | Blown-Upp | 5/25/05 8:52 p.m. |
Should've had MC point the pistol at his head :) *NM* | Myron | 5/25/05 6:03 p.m. |
I want that quicktime movie! Where can I get it? *NM* | SpecialNewb | 5/25/05 6:54 p.m. |
u AIM? I IM u file, no prob *NM* *NM* | Miguel Chavez | 5/25/05 10:48 p.m. |
Re: Heh. | matt41000 | 5/26/05 2:05 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | cpu64 | 5/26/05 11:04 a.m. |
Re: Heh. | RC Master | 5/26/05 11:37 a.m. |
Maybe Halo 3 *NM* | Matt(Uh...#5?) | 5/26/05 1:28 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | SnaKKer | 5/25/05 3:09 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Mrguy | 5/25/05 3:27 p.m. |
We're all on XBL, man! *NM* | *THASF* A.K.A. The Halo And Sonic Fan | 5/25/05 3:51 p.m. |
God, finally someone I remember speaks up! | DanteThePoet | 5/25/05 5:07 p.m. |
You know... | stan | 5/26/05 12:39 a.m. |
Re: Admin, badmin, adminito and Louis Wu | DanteThePoet | 5/26/05 7:13 a.m. |
I gotta fix this. | Louis Wu | 5/26/05 8:21 a.m. |
Re:I gotta fix this. | DanteThePoet | 5/27/05 10:12 a.m. |
Re:I gotta fix this. | Louis Wu | 5/27/05 10:20 a.m. |
Re:I gotta fix this. | Recon#54 | 5/27/05 3:36 p.m. |
Golden Days? | Odin's Rain | 5/25/05 10:04 p.m. |
Mainstreaming killed the community.*Semi-Long* | Reconaz(aka Chaos Recon) | 5/26/05 1:17 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Yayap the Grunt | 5/26/05 3:03 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Sep7imus [subnova] | 5/26/05 6:49 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Complainer-217 | 5/27/05 2:43 a.m. |
Keys to argument | Peptuck | 5/27/05 4:43 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Shadowsniper689 | 5/27/05 6:04 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | ajenteks | 5/27/05 11:44 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Usul | 5/27/05 1:16 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Complainer-217 | 5/27/05 3:09 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Louis Wu | 5/27/05 3:21 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Echoes | 5/29/05 11:57 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Usul | 5/27/05 4:34 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Frankie | 5/27/05 5:10 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Jillybean | 5/27/05 5:58 p.m. |
Mmmm, donuts.... | Roger Wilco | 5/27/05 7:08 p.m. |
Re: Mmmm, donuts.... | Peptuck | 5/28/05 4:39 a.m. |
I didnut think anyone would stoop so low :-) *NM* | Scarab | 5/28/05 5:24 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | vector40 | 6/1/05 12:53 a.m. |
Emmenthaler Schaumgummiring! | Scarab | 5/28/05 5:23 a.m. |
i have a question... | Spenser | 5/27/05 8:29 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Frogwart | 6/1/05 2:14 a.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | dogsounds [subnova] | 5/30/05 7:26 a.m. |
You! *NM* | Littlebigman | 5/30/05 2:55 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | The MorningStar | 5/30/05 4:52 p.m. |
*cough* welcome to reality ... | theda | 5/30/05 7:12 p.m. |
did you need to make a whole thread *NM* | WOCA | 5/30/05 7:24 p.m. |
But, he didn't. I'm confused now *NM* | Echoes | 5/30/05 7:32 p.m. |
If you reply to a thread gone it restarts | N1GHTHAWK 117 | 5/30/05 7:37 p.m. |
Re: If you reply to a thread gone it restarts | theda | 5/30/05 8:31 p.m. |
Re: If you reply to a thread gone it restarts | SumsophisticatedName | 5/30/05 9:08 p.m. |
Re: If you reply to a thread gone it restarts | theda | 5/31/05 3:47 p.m. |
Re: The state of the community. | Zethereight | 6/1/05 5:53 a.m. |
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