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Re: Heh...oops...
Posted By: REBDate: 6/14/02 8:52 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Heh...oops... (Yossarian)

: Everythings debatable...but that aside, how the hell are we going to tie this
: conversation back to Marathon?

This guide is for Marathoners. That's close enough. :-)

: Chicks scare me. I grew up with four females in the house, so I was
: essentially castrated by the time I moved out. Example: I know how to
: crochet...and no, I'm not gay. Or mormon.

Don't judge women by how horrible was to live with your sisters. Brother-sister relationship is very different from man-woman relationship. So you still have hope.

: I work with a guy that spends about 2 hours of work time a day doing this. I,
: on the other hand, spend about 8 hours of work time a day actually
: *working*.

Where does this guy surf? In my particular case, I visited local sites only - nothing international. Yet I met girls as far away as Mexico, and the girl I met that lived the closests to me was at the other side of town (Panama City is not big, nowadays.)

: Hmmm...interesting that you don't do this stuff anymore...so...who's the
: lucky gal?

I did the same thing as Forrest: I stand up and went out into the world. It's been more than a year since I don't have a regular girlfriend, mainly because I decided to change carreers and I don't know how long it's going to take.

: You know, people think I'm joking when I say I'm going to die a virgin.

If you're that desperate, hire a hooker. Losing virginity is not that hard - learning to be good at sex is the difficult thing.

: This is my problem with the whole dating thing. I'm the type of person that
: won't play if I can't win...now, the odds are against me that the first
: girl I go out with isn;t going to be "the one". Already I know
: that any relationship we have can not realistically last long. The
: question is why invest time, money, and other resources on these ugly
: "practice" dates when the chance of a profitable return on
: investment is minimal? Especially when there's no guarantee that you'll
: ever find that "right girl"....it just can't be worth it. At
: least not for me, I mean, I've got too much to lose.

You have nothing to lose, you're just afraid to lose! Stop making excuses with the fact that you have no money or there's no guarantee the sacrifice will pay off. Most people in the world are poor too (including me) and there are no guarantees for dating, working or even living itself. Here's a tip: of all things women expect from men, one of the most important is security. If you can make a girl feel she'll be fine with you, that you won't let her down and be there when things go awry, you can actually marry a millonaire.

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Ok...what's up with that?Dorfie 6/11/02 4:59 p.m.
     Re: Ok...what's up with that?Mazilurik 6/11/02 5:41 p.m.
           Re: Ok...what's up with that?Vid Boi 6/12/02 4:38 a.m.
           Heh...oops...Dorfie 6/12/02 6:30 a.m.
                 Re: Heh...oops...Jacke 6/12/02 10:59 a.m.
                       Re: Heh...oops...Vid Boi 6/12/02 12:03 p.m.
                             Re: Heh...oops...Boomer 6/12/02 2:24 p.m.
                                   I smell idiot magnet:) *NM*Tru7h 6/12/02 2:43 p.m.
                                         U must have your nose to close to ur mom ;) *NM*Boomer 6/12/02 2:45 p.m.
                                         Or maybe...Vid Boi 6/12/02 3:04 p.m.
                                               Re: Or maybe...Boomer 6/12/02 3:11 p.m.
                                   I'm sorry about this post, it's late:Vid Boi 6/12/02 3:30 p.m.
                                         Oh you are still young grasshopper NTD-M.A. 6/12/02 3:43 p.m.
                                               Re: Oh you are still young grasshopper NTD-M.A. 6/12/02 3:45 p.m.
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                                   Re: Heh...oops...Mazilurik 6/12/02 3:50 p.m.
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                                                           Re: Heh...oops...Vid Boi 6/14/02 7:18 a.m.
                                   Re: Heh...oops...Tru7h 6/12/02 6:59 p.m.
                 I have the best one.Djof 6/12/02 6:14 p.m.
                       ...Djof 6/12/02 6:16 p.m.
                             Re: ...Vid Boi 6/12/02 11:11 p.m.
                       Re: I have the best one.Dorfie 6/13/02 8:58 a.m.
                             Re: I have the best one.Boomer 6/13/02 10:04 a.m.
                       Re: I have the best one.Forrest of B.org 6/14/02 10:35 p.m.
     I think it's time /dev/null this thread *NM*Vid Boi 6/15/02 12:12 p.m.



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