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Re: Heh...oops...
Posted By: YossarianDate: 6/13/02 9:55 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Heh...oops... (REB)

: Rule #1: unless you look like a movie star and have a seven numbers bank
: account, you don't sit around waiting for a lady to ask you out!

This is essentially true.

: That
: takes us to rule #2, the golden rule me and many other learned from
: experience: It's better to have an ugly girlfriend than to masturbate.

Everythings debatable...but that aside, how the hell are we going to tie this conversation back to Marathon?

Chicks scare me. I grew up with four females in the house, so I was essentially castrated by the time I moved out. Example: I know how to crochet...and no, I'm not gay. Or mormon.

: So how do you get yourself a girlfriend? You can use the internet to meet
: people living near you.

I work with a guy that spends about 2 hours of work time a day doing this. I, on the other hand, spend about 8 hours of work time a day actually *working*.

: Just go to a more "social" BBS or IRC
: channel and post a message saying you want to meet people. The ladies
: won't contact you by the dozens at the beginning, but they'll come - and
: they'll be as lonely and desperate as you; sometimes even worse. But
: that's OK. I personally don't do this kinda stuff anymore, but it's a good
: way to start.

Hmmm...interesting that you don't do this stuff anymore...so...who's the lucky gal?

: Alright, you finally stopped downloading porn and asked this girl to go out
: with you. Great - what the hell do you do now? First, don't belive that
: crap about being yourself. You can't be yourself! Why you have to do is
: pretend to be yourself. Don't feel bad about this: it's a game everybody
: plays. It takes practice, but after a few dates you'll be able to fill the
: shoes of a decent date (and score!)

You know, people think I'm joking when I say I'm going to die a virgin.

: I'll finish with this thought: they say men look forward being the first love
: of a woman while women look forward being the last love of a man. In plain
: english, no good looking girl will want to go out with you unless you have
: some experience with other girl first. And how she will know that? Trust
: me, she will.

Damn, you're a straight-up stone cold playa, REB.

: To resume: Don't be afraid going out on a date with the ugliest girl in town
: - everybody starts at the bottom. Besides, you have nothing to lose.

This is my problem with the whole dating thing. I'm the type of person that won't play if I can't win...now, the odds are against me that the first girl I go out with isn;t going to be "the one". Already I know that any relationship we have can not realistically last long. The question is why invest time, money, and other resources on these ugly "practice" dates when the chance of a profitable return on investment is minimal? Especially when there's no guarantee that you'll ever find that "right girl"....it just can't be worth it. At least not for me, I mean, I've got too much to lose.

: If you want to date the woman of your dreams, better start doing something
: about yourself right now.

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Ok...what's up with that?Dorfie 6/11/02 4:59 p.m.
     Re: Ok...what's up with that?Mazilurik 6/11/02 5:41 p.m.
           Re: Ok...what's up with that?Vid Boi 6/12/02 4:38 a.m.
           Heh...oops...Dorfie 6/12/02 6:30 a.m.
                 Re: Heh...oops...Jacke 6/12/02 10:59 a.m.
                       Re: Heh...oops...Vid Boi 6/12/02 12:03 p.m.
                             Re: Heh...oops...Boomer 6/12/02 2:24 p.m.
                                   I smell idiot magnet:) *NM*Tru7h 6/12/02 2:43 p.m.
                                         U must have your nose to close to ur mom ;) *NM*Boomer 6/12/02 2:45 p.m.
                                         Or maybe...Vid Boi 6/12/02 3:04 p.m.
                                               Re: Or maybe...Boomer 6/12/02 3:11 p.m.
                                   I'm sorry about this post, it's late:Vid Boi 6/12/02 3:30 p.m.
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                                                           Re: Heh...oops...Vid Boi 6/14/02 7:18 a.m.
                                   Re: Heh...oops...Tru7h 6/12/02 6:59 p.m.
                 I have the best one.Djof 6/12/02 6:14 p.m.
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                             Re: ...Vid Boi 6/12/02 11:11 p.m.
                       Re: I have the best one.Dorfie 6/13/02 8:58 a.m.
                             Re: I have the best one.Boomer 6/13/02 10:04 a.m.
                       Re: I have the best one.Forrest of B.org 6/14/02 10:35 p.m.
     I think it's time /dev/null this thread *NM*Vid Boi 6/15/02 12:12 p.m.



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