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	Re: Heh...oops...
	Posted By: REB	Date: 6/12/02 9:03 p.m.
	In Response To: Re: Heh...oops... (Boomer) : If I had a date, I'd date too! But I'll just wait for some girl to ask me, as : all of us VMs do :) Time to write down a brief "Dating for Marathoners" guide as a service to the community. Rule #1: unless you look like a movie star and have a seven numbers bank account, you don't sit around waiting for a lady to ask you out! That takes us to rule #2, the golden rule me and many other learned from experience: It's better to have an ugly girlfriend than to masturbate. So how do you get yourself a girlfriend? You can use the internet to meet people living near you. Just go to a more "social" BBS or IRC channel and post a message saying you want to meet people. The ladies won't contact you by the dozens at the beginning, but they'll come - and they'll be as lonely and desperate as you; sometimes even worse. But that's OK. I personally don't do this kinda stuff anymore, but it's a good way to start. Alright, you finally stopped downloading porn and asked this girl to go out with you. Great - what the hell do you do now? First, don't belive that crap about being yourself. You can't be yourself! Why you have to do is pretend to be yourself. Don't feel bad about this: it's a game everybody plays. It takes practice, but after a few dates you'll be able to fill the shoes of a decent date (and score!) I'll finish with this thought: they say men look forward being the first love of a woman while women look forward being the last love of a man. In plain english, no good looking girl will want to go out with you unless you have some experience with other girl first. And how she will know that? Trust me, she will. To resume: Don't be afraid going out on a date with the ugliest girl in town - everybody starts at the bottom. Besides, you have nothing to lose. If you want to date the woman of your dreams, better start doing something about yourself right now.

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	Ok...what's up with that?	Dorfie	6/11/02 4:59 p.m.
	Re: Ok...what's up with that?	Mazilurik	6/11/02 5:41 p.m.
	Re: Ok...what's up with that?	Vid Boi	6/12/02 4:38 a.m.
	Heh...oops...	Dorfie	6/12/02 6:30 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Jacke	6/12/02 10:59 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Vid Boi	6/12/02 12:03 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Boomer	6/12/02 2:24 p.m.
	I smell idiot magnet:) *NM*	Tru7h	6/12/02 2:43 p.m.
	U must have your nose to close to ur mom ;) *NM*	Boomer	6/12/02 2:45 p.m.
	Or maybe...	Vid Boi	6/12/02 3:04 p.m.
	Re: Or maybe...	Boomer	6/12/02 3:11 p.m.
	I'm sorry about this post, it's late:	Vid Boi	6/12/02 3:30 p.m.
	Oh you are still young grasshopper NT	D-M.A.	6/12/02 3:43 p.m.
	Re: Oh you are still young grasshopper NT	D-M.A.	6/12/02 3:45 p.m.
	Re: Oh you are still young grasshopper NT	Forrest of B.org	6/14/02 10:33 p.m.
	Re: Oh you are still young grasshopper NT	D-M.A.	6/15/02 1:46 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Mazilurik	6/12/02 3:50 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	REB	6/12/02 4:22 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Boomer	6/12/02 5:39 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	REB	6/12/02 9:03 p.m.
	Heh.	Djof	6/13/02 8:28 p.m.
	Re: Heh.	REB	6/14/02 8:50 a.m.
	Re: Heh.	Djof	6/15/02 8:00 p.m.
	Re: Heh.	REB	6/16/02 8:05 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Yossarian	6/13/02 9:55 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	REB	6/14/02 8:52 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Yossarian	6/14/02 11:14 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Forrest of B.org	6/14/02 2:41 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Yossarian	6/14/02 4:21 p.m.
	Sex Tips for Geeks	Forrest of B.org	6/13/02 11:24 p.m.
	Ummmmm ...	Jester	6/13/02 11:45 p.m.
	Re: Ummmmm ...	Forrest of B.org	6/14/02 2:21 p.m.
	Re: Ummmmm ...	Jester	6/14/02 5:38 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	:: Beer Can ::	6/14/02 3:25 a.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	Tru7h	6/14/02 5:54 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	Forrest of B.org	6/14/02 10:26 p.m.
	Relationship woes of Ernie	Ernie	6/15/02 11:36 a.m.
	Re: Relationship woes of Ernie	Yossarian	6/15/02 1:15 p.m.
	Re: Relationship woes of Ernie	ernie	6/15/02 3:03 p.m.
	Re: Relationship woes of Ernie	Yossarian	6/15/02 4:44 p.m.
	Re: Relationship woes of Ernie	Yossarian	6/15/02 7:58 p.m.
	Re: Relationship woes of Ernie	Forrest of B.org	6/15/02 6:21 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	REB	6/15/02 11:46 a.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	Forrest of B.org	6/15/02 6:30 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	REB	6/16/02 8:48 a.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	:: Beer Can ::	6/19/02 4:28 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	:: Beer Can ::	6/17/02 2:08 a.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	Ernie	7/2/02 5:04 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	Jacke	7/3/02 6:27 a.m.
	Whoops. Thanks for the correction. :) NM	Ernie	7/4/02 5:31 p.m.
	Re: Sex Tips for Geeks	REB	6/14/02 9:06 a.m.
	The REAL Sex Tips for Geeks	Forrest of B.org	6/15/02 12:59 a.m.
	STFG, Part II	Forrest of B.org	6/13/02 11:48 p.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Vid Boi	6/14/02 7:18 a.m.
	Re: Heh...oops...	Tru7h	6/12/02 6:59 p.m.
	I have the best one.	Djof	6/12/02 6:14 p.m.
	...	Djof	6/12/02 6:16 p.m.
	Re: ...	Vid Boi	6/12/02 11:11 p.m.
	Re: I have the best one.	Dorfie	6/13/02 8:58 a.m.
	Re: I have the best one.	Boomer	6/13/02 10:04 a.m.
	Re: I have the best one.	Forrest of B.org	6/14/02 10:35 p.m.
	I think it's time /dev/null this thread *NM*	Vid Boi	6/15/02 12:12 p.m.

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