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Re: Am I the only one...
Posted By: Cody Miller <speedruns@codymiller.org>	Date: 1/11/10 9:45 p.m.
In Response To: Re: Am I the only one... (Mercury) : ...Why, exactly, were you hoping to jizz your : pants? Sing to the tune of this. Pop it in and close the tray, I'll get started right away. I've only been playing for a bit, but the autumn, she's been hit. Off this ship we need to get thus, but blocked! On the landing above us. Gotta sneak through the maintenance shaft, and make it to the ships's aft. In the escape pod we then fly, as I get out I look to the sky and I Jizz in my pants!! This environment, it is pure bliss, my PS2 could never do this. So beautiful these cliffs and plants, so I Jizz in my pants! It's not my fault, I didn't know what's in store, I've never played a game like this before. For this I'd express my admiration, But I've got wipe my natural formation. Flying down and hitting the beach, nothing this cool's gonna happen in Reach. It's just so awesome I have to quiver, Bungie's like Foe Hammer: They deliver. Feel so cool falling down the shaft Goatrope should have won the GNF. I'm feeling intense satisfaction, when I get pulled out by air extraction. With my marine buddies we set up a flank, then I went and got into the tank and I Jizz in my pants! Pulling the trigger, watching shit explode I didn't even care that I just blew my load. Sittin' in the snow I can hardly advance, since I Jizzed in my pants! I've got a super weapon, and I'd make somebody pay, But it happens every single time that I play. You can play Rocketball with 7 balls and there aren't so many invisible walls. Then I made it to the next level, If I recall it was a scary level. Saw the walls covered in blood, then that's when I met the flood and I Jizzed in my pants!! Fightin' through the swarm with my shotgun I'll put a hippo through your head son I reload and start putting in shells and I Jizz in my pants!! I have to kill Keyes so I punch in his face and I Jizz in my pants!! Wildcat explosions destabilizing the place and I Jizz in my pants! Dustin Echoes never made it out alive and I Jizzed in my pants! Start a game on Blood gulch and I Jizz in my pants! Seriously Bungie, can we… okay? I jizz right in my pants, every time you rocket me. And when we're both on the hill it's like having sex with me. Driving the maw run oh so fast, I'm in so much ecstasy. The pistol was so good but haters like to disagree. Jizz, In my pants…

Message Index

GI discussion (spoilers)	rolandk73	1/11/10 12:22 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	rolandk73	1/11/10 12:26 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Blinding	1/11/10 1:02 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	RC Master	1/11/10 12:27 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	The BS Police	1/11/10 12:32 p.m.
I like what I'm hearing *NM*	Vincent	1/11/10 12:48 p.m.
Me too. Oh, wow. *NM*	SonofMacPhisto	1/11/10 12:59 p.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	Hedgemony	1/11/10 10:57 p.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	Metalingus627	1/12/10 3:52 a.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	Archilen	1/12/10 4:46 a.m.
Ranks and Names	Schedonnardus	1/12/10 9:33 a.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	sharpsniper99	1/12/10 4:10 a.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	Jillybean	1/12/10 11:41 a.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	SonofMacPhisto	1/12/10 12:09 p.m.
Re: Maturity and fan service	Narcogen	1/13/10 3:25 a.m.
Re: I like what I'm hearing	Azo 'Galvat	1/11/10 1:20 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	SPARTAN-034	1/11/10 8:00 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Ragashingo	1/11/10 8:12 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	The BS Police	1/11/10 8:26 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	ghost faction	1/12/10 3:51 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Cthulhu117	1/13/10 5:29 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	ShortRoundMcfly	1/13/10 9:37 p.m.
They'll never see me coming....	RC Master	1/11/10 12:34 p.m.
They'll probably see me	Jillybean	1/12/10 11:42 a.m.
Re: They'll probably see me	bluerunner	1/12/10 12:16 p.m.
Re: They'll probably see me	Jillybean	1/12/10 12:19 p.m.
Re: They'll probably see me	bluerunner	1/12/10 12:20 p.m.
Don't worry, you're invisible, you get extra time *NM*	RC Master	1/13/10 7:59 p.m.
They'll see me coming....	Silent Knight	1/12/10 3:14 p.m.
Re: They'll see me coming....	ElusiveEagle519	1/12/10 3:27 p.m.
Re: They'll see me coming....	Silent Knight	1/13/10 5:10 a.m.
Re: They'll see me coming....	ElusiveEagle519	1/13/10 2:41 p.m.
Re: They'll see me coming....	Silent Knight	1/13/10 3:20 p.m.
Fixed. XD	ElusiveEagle519	1/13/10 8:33 p.m.
Re: They'll see me coming....	RC Master	1/13/10 7:38 p.m.
Firefight NOT confirmed =(	rolandk73	1/11/10 12:38 p.m.
Firefight not within the article's scope	F-Stop Fitzgerald	1/11/10 1:30 p.m.
You can't even pay to view it online?	pete_the_duck	1/11/10 12:42 p.m.
REMEMBER, NO SCANS	rolandk73	1/11/10 12:56 p.m.
Thats fair	Gilver	1/11/10 12:58 p.m.
Weird	pete_the_duck	1/11/10 12:58 p.m.
Scans are against the rules	rolandk73	1/11/10 1:00 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	Cody Miller	1/11/10 2:25 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	Gilver	1/11/10 2:31 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	0postmortem0	1/11/10 2:34 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	0postmortem0	1/11/10 2:35 p.m.
Grr... can't find them. *NM*	GrimBrother One	1/11/10 2:40 p.m.
Pity...	Gilver	1/11/10 2:46 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	Hawaiian Pig	1/11/10 3:21 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	rolandk73	1/11/10 5:18 p.m.
Re: REMEMBER, NO SCANS	Metalingus627	1/11/10 3:25 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Archilen	1/11/10 1:02 p.m.
Everything we have ever asked for	F-Stop Fitzgerald	1/11/10 1:28 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	General Vagueness	1/11/10 3:34 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Mercury	1/11/10 3:37 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	J23	1/11/10 7:09 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	gspawn	1/11/10 9:47 p.m.
Grunts always spoke english though	Schedonnardus	1/12/10 9:38 a.m.
Re: Grunts always spoke english though	Metalingus627	1/12/10 4:28 p.m.
Re: Grunts always spoke english though	Grimlock	1/12/10 6:00 p.m.
I want a pony. *NM*	urk	1/11/10 10:16 p.m.
Ponies confirmed in Reach. *NM*	AngelicLionheart	1/11/10 10:18 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Hikaru-119	1/11/10 10:22 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	DHalo	1/11/10 11:01 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Hikaru-119	1/11/10 11:03 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	1/12/10 6:29 a.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Mercury	1/12/10 9:26 a.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Gilver	1/12/10 1:38 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Leisandir	1/12/10 2:45 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Mercury	1/12/10 3:01 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	bluerunner	1/12/10 3:33 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Mid7night	1/12/10 3:05 p.m.
Re: Everything we have ever asked for	Gilver	1/12/10 3:47 p.m.
One correction:	ElusiveEagle519	1/12/10 3:34 p.m.
Re: One correction:	bluerunner	1/12/10 3:42 p.m.
Re: One correction:	ElusiveEagle519	1/12/10 3:44 p.m.
Re: One correction:	Gilver	1/12/10 3:54 p.m.
Face it people.	BlueNinja	1/12/10 4:18 p.m.
Re: Face it people.	Mid7night	1/12/10 4:23 p.m.
Re: Face it people.	Gilver	1/12/10 5:33 p.m.
Re: Face it people.	bluerunner	1/12/10 11:31 p.m.
We're gonna need a clean up, on aisle 3.... *NM*	RC Master	1/13/10 8:04 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Vincent	1/11/10 1:33 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Gilver	1/11/10 1:45 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	DarkS7G	1/11/10 1:51 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	ArteenEsben	1/11/10 11:19 p.m.
Speaking of Plasma Weapons...	Metalingus627	1/12/10 3:59 a.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	0postmortem0	1/11/10 2:12 p.m.
Some more info *sp*	sharpsniper99	1/11/10 2:18 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	BlueNinja	1/11/10 2:33 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	DarkS7G	1/11/10 2:36 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	SNobleJr	1/11/10 2:43 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	0postmortem0	1/11/10 2:54 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	BlueNinja	1/11/10 2:58 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	Gilver	1/11/10 3:00 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	RC Master	1/11/10 3:13 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	Louis Wu	1/11/10 3:38 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	Mid7night	1/11/10 3:45 p.m.
Re: Some more info *sp*	0postmortem0	1/11/10 4:56 p.m.
Having seen it: looks promising *NM*	Hawaiian Pig	1/11/10 3:19 p.m.
Re: Having seen it: looks promising	Mercury	1/11/10 3:36 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	General Vagueness	1/11/10 3:29 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Louis Wu	1/11/10 3:39 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	General Vagueness	1/11/10 9:44 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	Archilen	1/11/10 3:40 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	CaneCutter	1/11/10 4:47 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	T51b	1/11/10 4:58 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	CaneCutter	1/11/10 5:05 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	sharpsniper99	1/11/10 5:15 p.m.
Agreed *NM*	CaneCutter	1/11/10 5:19 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	T51b	1/11/10 5:30 p.m.
Gaits	scarab	1/11/10 3:53 p.m.
True, but . . .	cheapLEY	1/11/10 9:44 p.m.
Re: True, but . . .	scarab	1/12/10 7:32 a.m.
Actually (zoology OT)	Jillybean	1/12/10 12:22 p.m.
Re: Actually (zoology OT)	scarab	1/12/10 4:33 p.m.
Re: GI discussion (spoilers)	scarab	1/11/10 3:54 p.m.
Sky box (lack of)	bluerunner	1/11/10 4:05 p.m.
Re: Sky box (lack of)	sharpsniper99	1/11/10 4:16 p.m.
Re: Sky box (lack of)	Metalingus627	1/11/10 4:24 p.m.
Stuff *sp*	Metalingus627	1/11/10 4:21 p.m.
Gigantic retconning?	Urban Reflex	1/11/10 4:49 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	Mercury	1/11/10 5:00 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	T51b	1/11/10 5:06 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	MasterNoob	1/11/10 5:16 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	T51b	1/11/10 5:21 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	MasterNoob	1/11/10 5:27 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	0postmortem0	1/11/10 5:30 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	MasterNoob	1/11/10 8:48 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	Gilver	1/11/10 9:25 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	MasterNoob	1/11/10 9:34 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	Gilver	1/11/10 9:40 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	DarkS7G	1/11/10 9:44 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	gspawn	1/11/10 10:20 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	Ragashingo	1/11/10 10:51 p.m.
Re: Gigantic retconning?	MasterNoob	1/12/10 10:41 a.m.
Also this:	Metalingus627	1/11/10 6:00 p.m.
Funny how they've gone full circle.	SPARTAN-034	1/11/10 4:26 p.m.
Re: Covenant speaking in native toungue=WIN!	Minime637	1/11/10 4:45 p.m.
Re: Covenant speaking in native toungue=WIN!	0postmortem0	1/11/10 5:02 p.m.
Re: Covenant speaking in native toungue=WIN!	Mercury	1/11/10 5:07 p.m.
Re: Covenant speaking in native toungue=WIN!	0postmortem0	1/11/10 5:12 p.m.
Re: Covenant speaking in native toungue=WIN!	Metalingus627	1/11/10 5:56 p.m.
Skirmishers	ShortRoundMcfly	1/11/10 6:21 p.m.
Very subtle bungie	chargeorge	1/11/10 6:32 p.m.
Re: Very subtle bungie	Metalingus627	1/11/10 6:36 p.m.
Re: Very subtle bungie	T51b	1/11/10 6:37 p.m.
Re: Very subtle bungie	J23	1/11/10 7:19 p.m.
Re: Very subtle bungie	crzymnky069	1/11/10 11:15 p.m.
Am I the only one...	Aglor	1/11/10 6:51 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Hedgemony	1/11/10 7:19 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Cody Miller	1/11/10 7:20 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Gilver	1/11/10 7:42 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Aglor	1/11/10 7:57 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Mercury	1/11/10 8:49 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Cody Miller	1/11/10 9:45 p.m.
Bravo! *NM*	Speedhuntr	1/11/10 9:59 p.m.
*awkward slow clapping*	AngelicLionheart	1/11/10 10:42 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	0postmortem0	1/12/10 12:32 a.m.
wow *NM*	Hawaiian Pig	1/12/10 1:24 a.m.
Re: wow	Metalingus627	1/12/10 4:09 a.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Louis Wu	1/12/10 7:43 a.m.
Waits for the movie version.....	RC Master	1/12/10 9:47 a.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	General Vagueness	1/12/10 10:47 a.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Cody Miller	1/12/10 11:16 a.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	bluerunner	1/12/10 12:17 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	SonofMacPhisto	1/12/10 2:09 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Crucio	1/13/10 11:55 a.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Aglor	1/12/10 3:17 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Mercury	1/12/10 3:49 p.m.
Re: Am I the only one...	Hedgemony	1/11/10 10:43 p.m.
Typical...	Crackshot53	1/11/10 7:43 p.m.
Re: Typical...	Minime637	1/11/10 8:03 p.m.
Hey Urk, question. (Forgive me if old)	SPARTAN-034	1/11/10 7:55 p.m.
Everything but the Grunts.	Wildcard Tim	1/11/10 8:29 p.m.
Why not?	Leisandir	1/11/10 10:21 p.m.
Re: Why not?	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	1/12/10 6:26 a.m.
Re: Why not?	Bry	1/12/10 7:23 a.m.
Re: Why not?	Leisandir	1/12/10 9:06 a.m.
Re: Why not?	Bry	1/12/10 10:16 a.m.
Re: Why not?	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	1/12/10 11:20 a.m.
Re: Why not?	Archilen	1/12/10 11:27 a.m.
Re: Why not?	Leisandir	1/12/10 1:33 p.m.
Re: Why not?	AladelAngel	1/12/10 2:16 p.m.
Re: Why not?	Leisandir	1/12/10 2:48 p.m.
Thank you!	ElusiveEagle519	1/12/10 3:39 p.m.
Re: Why not?	Bry	1/12/10 1:33 p.m.
Re: Why not?	AladelAngel	1/12/10 1:15 p.m.
Re: Why not?	Leisandir	1/12/10 1:35 p.m.
Re: Why not?	Archilen	1/12/10 1:38 p.m.
Re: Why not?	Bry	1/12/10 1:40 p.m.
Ok...I saw this suggested	Gilver	1/12/10 1:45 p.m.
Re: Ok...I saw this suggested	Leisandir	1/12/10 2:51 p.m.
Re: Ok...I saw this suggested	Gilver	1/12/10 3:29 p.m.
Re: Why not?	AladelAngel	1/12/10 2:00 p.m.
Everything but the Grunts.	Wildcard Tim	1/11/10 8:31 p.m.
I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but...	Pebbles	1/11/10 10:55 p.m.
Re: I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but..	DHalo	1/11/10 11:03 p.m.
Re: I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but..	Ragashingo	1/12/10 12:50 a.m.
Re: I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but..	DarkS7G	1/12/10 3:09 a.m.
Re: I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but..	Vincent	1/12/10 3:56 a.m.
Re: I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but..	Grimlock	1/12/10 4:58 a.m.
Re: I believed Halo 3's deployable equipment but..	Schedonnardus	1/12/10 9:56 a.m.
I'm gonna miss the pelicans :( i loved those *NM*	crzymnky069	1/11/10 11:18 p.m.
*Falcons inbound* has a nice ring to it though :D *NM*	Pebbles	1/11/10 11:47 p.m.
I wouldn't rule it out yet! :) *NM*	ElusiveEagle519	1/11/10 11:58 p.m.
I'm still taking soemthings with a grain of salt..	The BS Police	1/11/10 11:57 p.m.
Re: I'm still taking soemthings with a grain of sa	TDSpiral	1/12/10 1:14 a.m.
^ this *NM*	Hawaiian Pig	1/12/10 1:50 a.m.
Re: I'm still taking soemthings with a grain of sa	Cody Miller	1/12/10 9:42 a.m.
Re: I'm still taking soemthings with a grain of sa	vlad3163	1/12/10 9:43 a.m.
^^^^This	rolandk73	1/12/10 3:48 p.m.
Noble 6 and Emile	Rosco-128	1/12/10 9:00 p.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Gilver	1/12/10 9:11 p.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	SonofMacPhisto	1/13/10 8:38 a.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Gilver	1/13/10 11:20 a.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Anton P. Nym (aka Steve)	1/13/10 3:00 p.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Gilver	1/13/10 3:26 p.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Rosco-128	1/13/10 10:27 p.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Gilver	1/13/10 10:39 p.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Mid7night	1/13/10 11:55 a.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	SonofMacPhisto	1/13/10 8:37 a.m.
Re: Noble 6 and Emile	Gilver	1/13/10 11:21 a.m.
Still Wilson to me. :p *NM*	Mercury	1/13/10 9:16 a.m.
Ghost. *NM*	BlueNinja	1/13/10 3:11 p.m.
I keep thinking of Remy's bro from Ratatouille *NM*	gunluva	1/13/10 9:11 p.m.
Me too...	Gilver	1/13/10 9:31 p.m.
Thoughts & observations.	Gravemind	1/14/10 7:09 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	ArteenEsben	1/14/10 9:05 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Gravemind	1/16/10 12:28 a.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Leisandir	1/16/10 8:25 a.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	DarkS7G	1/14/10 9:25 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	serpx	1/14/10 9:29 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Gilver	1/14/10 9:49 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Rosco-128	1/14/10 10:04 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	1/14/10 11:02 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	zofinda	1/14/10 11:04 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Dani	1/14/10 11:40 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Ragashingo	1/14/10 11:43 p.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	1/15/10 6:31 a.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Rosco-128	1/15/10 6:36 a.m.
Re: Thoughts & observations.	Dax01	1/15/10 5:22 a.m.
Spirits are back, but at what size?	onebitrocket	1/15/10 7:08 a.m.
Re: Spirits are back, but at what size?	Stephen L. (SoundEffect)	1/15/10 8:15 a.m.
Re: Spirits are back, but at what size?	PharaohsRaiment	1/15/10 9:20 a.m.