In Response To: Earth and Taking/Breaking Prisoners (DuckofDoom)
: Let's get this straight out right here and ask the question-
: Why did it take so long for the Covenant to find Earth, and why did they only
: do so by random chance that we live on a Forerunner planet?
: The Elites seem to think that Reach was the Human homeworld. ("Where
: were you when we burned your planet?" and "They fled, while we
: burned their planet." seem to place emphasis on the last word.) The
: Prophets have mysterious motives. This is all standard stuff.
: But why didn't the Covenant just start torturing people until they got an
: answer as to where the homeworld is? They'd invariably get some sort of
: distance. Everybody seems to know how close they are to Earth (some random
: guy says 10.9 LY or some such number like he knows it). Coral is 17 Light
: Years away, give or take.
: So why not just abduct some random person, Marine or otherwise (Preferrably a
: Naval Officer in charge of Astrogation), and start breaking fingers until
: they give you a distance from a planet you know, or to a new one where
: they know the distance from it (Reach is a preeminant example)? If they
: don't answer once they're out of ideas to test human physiology with, get
: a new one and repeat.
: Once they get an answer, they grab a star chart and a holometer stick, and
: measuer how many systems are that many light years away, give or take a
: bit. Proceed to every system you find.
: It'd lead you right to important planets where everybody knows how far they
: are from them when they immigrated- IE- the Homeworld.
: However, when the Elites and their supposed brutal and cunning intelligence
: get to Earth, they're as clueless as to everybody. Did they verify their
: intelligence/use psychological warfare with a pathological liar as a
: prisoner?
: Elite: "We burned your planet, primate. Your race is doomed."
: Marine: "No... Earth... it's not possible..."
: Elite: "Hmm? Earth? I thought it was Reach they called it."
: Marine: "Oh, yes, of course, Reach. Earth is what we called it in
: Spanish."
: Elite: "Of course. That makes perfect sense to me!"
: Shouldn't the Enforcers of the Prophets' Will have found Earth a bit earlier
: unless they're massively incompetant (always a possibility) or rather
: squeemish for a bunch of crusading zealots?
Good theory, but it has one hole. In the "Conversations from the Universe" pamphlet, which IS offiacial canon, a conversation between elites references the destruction of Reach[pg. 6, paragraph 6] AND the fact they don't know where the Human homeworld is[pg. 6, paragraph 3]. Sorry! :D
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