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Re: Your 2004 Halo Predictions
Posted By: Jason Ennis <JOENNIS03@aol.com>Date: 12/27/03 3:23 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Your 2004 Halo Predictions (Mr. Mechanical)

: Halo 2

: It will be released when the third planet aligns with the seventh.

: Hordes of fans will swamp the streets around local Gamestop and Funcolands.
: Police with riot gear will be required to control the mob.

: There will be a shortage of copies. Anyone without a preorder or reservation
: will have to preorder or reserve a copy that will be printed within two
: weeks. It will be three months before the game starts showing up on the
: shelves at Wal-Mart and the like.

: It will contain 25 levels, some of which will take place on Earth, Threshold,
: Halo ruins, a Giant Space Station above Earth, the Moon, an Underwater
: Forerunner facility, the Covenant Homeworld, a Covenant Battle Cruiser,
: and one very special level that will take place only inside the mind of
: the person or persons playing that game at that moment.

: Every reviewer that reviews it will give it a solid ten out of ten, even
: publications that don't review videogames will start because of Halo 2s
: phenomenal success. This will lead to videogames being more mainstream and
: will cause a significant boom to the industry, more indie or art house
: games will finally have a profitable market. Innovation will spread like
: Halo 2s success.

: You will actually take control of Cortana at some point in the game, in which
: you will be required to hack a Covenant computer system.

: It will feature massive battles in the single player campaign that will
: involve hundreds of Covenant forces vs. hundreds of Human forces. There
: will be flyable vehicles for both sides in the battle.

: Xbox Live sales will increase.

: The multiplayer will astound.

: The Bungie Community

: Marty O' Donnell will mobilize his army to take control of the United
: Nations. Dramatic musical score will ensue.

: Jaime Greisemier will discover a new element know as
: "Lithuanium-Hydropoxy-Stratica". In it's base form it will be
: easily converted into a highly useful silicon substitute that will used in
: making DVDs that can hold 10,000 times more information than is currently
: available. He will announce that the design and development of Halo 3:
: BLAM! will utilise this new technology.

: It will be discovered by an old woman that Jason Jones is actually a 900,000
: year old Forerunner being, and that the story of the Halo games are
: actually based on historical Forerunner events that happened a long time
: ago in a galaxy far, far away.

: The movie Bladerunner will become real. That's right, you heard it here
: first. Overnight, Los Angeles will suddenly transform into the gritty
: futuristic world that is portrayed in Bladerunner. Ironically, many of the
: movies "Replicants" will apply for jobs at Bungie...and get
: accepted.

: The online Bungie fan community will swell and bloat in size with the release
: of Halo 2, prompting Bungie to further unify their fans by setting up a
: physical, real-world location for the Seventh Column. It will be operated
: and run by the Bungie Elite, and wholly owned by Bungie.

: Training camps for the Marty Army will be built seven miles from the Seventh
: Column facility, which by then will have been christened the "Pheonix
: Tower".

: The Microsoft Games Division will bring all of its developers under Bungies
: roof. Bungie will then weed out the negatives and leave only the
: positives. Quality game output will triple by the end of the year as
: Bungie further solidifies itself as an unstoppable force in the gaming
: industry. The Replicants from Bladerunner will do really cool stuff here
: as well, but it will mostly appeal to other Replicants of the two to three
: year old demographic.

: Ed Fries will accidentally spill coffee on Bill Gates at a meeting which will
: then prompt Gates to grow weary of his presence at the Microsoft Games
: Division. Gates will nurture a growing hatred of Fries over a seven month
: period which will ultimately end in a spectacular light saber battle atop
: the Microsoft HQ in which Gates and Fries will notice that their skills
: with a light saber and knowledge of the "Force" are so evenly
: matched that they decide to join forces. Fries then convinces Gates to
: ditch development on everything else and focus solely on videogame
: development for the Xbox and its future platfoms. Bungie will be the only
: developer by then and will have all of Microsoft Games Divisions talent
: under one roof.

: World Domination is Eminent, to Resist is Futile...

Holy Crap.........

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Your 2004 Halo PredictionsCobaltNova 12/26/03 12:42 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsThe Status 12/26/03 12:45 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsHikaru-119 12/26/03 4:29 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsWraith 12/26/03 1:04 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsBonta-Kun 12/26/03 1:18 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo Predictions'Nosolee 12/26/03 1:43 p.m.
                       An ExampleCobaltNova 12/26/03 1:56 p.m.
                       Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsStukatoo 12/26/03 4:01 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsRIDIK 12/26/03 2:25 p.m.
                       Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsJakeDaGreat 12/26/03 2:31 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsWraith 12/26/03 2:42 p.m.
                       Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsYosho Katana 12/26/03 3:01 p.m.
                             Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsHikaru-119 12/26/03 4:35 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsMSN 12/26/03 3:13 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsHikaru-119 12/26/03 4:30 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsRoNe071187 12/26/03 5:17 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo Predictions'Nosolee 12/26/03 4:45 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsHaloInquisitor 12/26/03 5:34 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsHikaru-119 12/26/03 10:09 p.m.
           How'd you....Chester the Destroyer 12/26/03 11:09 p.m.
     in Halo2 youll get to control a SuperMAC cannon *NM*skrip00 12/26/03 4:47 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo Predictionshipboyscott 12/26/03 5:50 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo Predictionsnof 12/26/03 6:04 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsYosho Katana 12/26/03 6:25 p.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsCobaltNova 12/26/03 6:33 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsLostRock 12/26/03 7:51 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsGrunty 12/26/03 9:10 p.m.
                       Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsYosho Katana 12/26/03 11:01 p.m.
                             Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsGrunty 12/27/03 12:14 a.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsHextall27 12/26/03 9:01 p.m.
     CtD Presents: Halo 2K4: A look into the future!!!Chester the Destroyer 12/26/03 10:40 p.m.
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                 Re: Halo 2 PredictionsYosho Katana 12/26/03 11:17 p.m.
           Re: CtD Presents: Halo 2K4: A look into the futureHaloInquisitor 12/28/03 5:03 a.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsBeasty 12/26/03 11:48 p.m.
     possibly a halo movieJason Ennis 12/27/03 12:37 a.m.
           Re: My PredictionMatt Harland 12/28/03 9:14 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsMr. Mechanical 12/27/03 1:32 a.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsJason Ennis 12/27/03 3:23 a.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsArkile 12/27/03 1:42 a.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsBeasty 12/27/03 2:34 a.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsBuggeredBeaver 12/27/03 8:47 a.m.
           HoggarScientist 12/27/03 12:33 p.m.
     Halo Outlawed?madcowjim 12/27/03 3:12 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsMegalith 12/28/03 3:00 a.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsYosho Katana 12/28/03 12:46 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsClueluess 12/28/03 7:10 p.m.
     Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsRay 12/28/03 9:38 p.m.
           Halo for Linux ;) *NM*KOPD 12/28/03 9:48 p.m.
                 Re: Halo for Linux ;)nukedude 12/29/03 2:56 a.m.
           Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsYosho Katana 12/28/03 9:52 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsSystems 12/28/03 10:09 p.m.
                 Re: Your 2004 Halo PredictionsChester the Destroyer 12/29/03 1:15 a.m.
           Halo 3? Bah!SniperMan27 12/28/03 10:36 p.m.
                 Re: Halo 3? Bah!MindFix 12/28/03 10:52 p.m.
                       Re: Halo 3? Bah!special_ops_elite 12/28/03 10:55 p.m.
                             Re: Halo 3? Bah!MindFix 12/28/03 11:09 p.m.
                             Re: Halo 3? Bah!Hikaru-119 12/28/03 11:24 p.m.
                                   Re: Halo 3? Bah!special_ops_elite 12/28/03 11:26 p.m.
                                         Re: Halo 3? Bah!Hikaru-119 12/28/03 11:46 p.m.
                                         Re: Halo 3? Bah!KOPD 12/29/03 12:26 a.m.
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