In Response To: Re: On the delay... (Virus)
> What if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich? and what if
> you realized halfway through eating that sandwhich that the
> grape jam you used contrains sodium dyglyceride, and you
> happened to know that you arn't sposed to mix sodium dyglyceride
> with your daily prozac dosage, and you imediately must call your
> physician, leaving the sandwhich 60% eaten... When you get to
> the doctors *cough*e3*cough* they tell you how damn good that
> sandwhich looks, and other generally positive pep talk, as well
> as having docters from all over the country/world comming to
> examine your sandwhich... which... they don't realize, is
> keeping you from eating it... You then rush to eat the
> sandwhich, hoping to meet some of those attractive female
> docters. Of course, they worship you as a god for making and
> eating the most wonderful sandwhich ever made and, before they
> can thank you properly, you die, because the sodium dyglycerate
> mixed with your prozac and blew you, and the contents of your
> stomach (ie the sandwhich) out of your mangled courpse (IE
> software retailers the day halo is released), sharing it with
> the world!!! Oh what a lovely thing it is... of course, you
> killed everyone in the hospital. But, you go down in history as
> being a cooler-than-joo-mama typa guy who made a sandwhich (ie
> halo) which changed the entire sandwhich industry, and revamed
> the way people think about jam (IE 3rd person perspective) and
> creamy peanut butter (mac gaming)...
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