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Re: One observation, one question
Posted By: phayd <phayd@mac.com>Date: 5/12/00 10:24 p.m.

In Response To: Re: One observation, one question (Matt)

> This is not the sort of question that can be answered with math.
> Or perhaps it is, but your equation does not include certain key
> variables.

> Imagine, if you will, a sandwich.

What kind of sandwich? If it's a ham & cheese sandwich it'll get eaten a lot faster than a tuna salad sandwich.

If it's a Party sub, it'll take a whole lot longer to eat it, unless you get lots of your best forum friends to help you bet... err eat it. (Whoops, almost, but not quite asked the question) If you do it on your own, you'll have the problem of getting full, and having to wait until the sandwich digests before continuing on the sandwich.

What if you realize that you just ate a pickle, and you're allergic to pickles, so then you must rush to the hospital and have your stomach pumped, which means that you have to start eating the sandwich all over again.

What if an arch enemy snatches your sandwich away, and eats the rest of it themselves, at a faster pace than you could order a replacement sandwich. Your enemy then can expell their sandwich faster, and beat you to the toilet. (Where he takes all of the toilet paper)

Ok, that last one was a little gross. I'm tired and am going to bed...

...after a snack.


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One observation, one questionnoddy99 5/12/00 4:13 p.m.
     Re: On the delay...Mark Levin 5/12/00 4:17 p.m.
           Re: On the delay...Troy Lawlor 5/12/00 7:28 p.m.
                 Re: On the delay...Virus 5/13/00 12:11 a.m.
                       You have a sick mind. NTRiemek 5/13/00 5:03 a.m.
                       YOU!! (nt)David Oosha 5/13/00 9:32 a.m.
                       mac gaming is more like chunky peanut butter...*mxyzptlk 5/13/00 10:13 a.m.
                             what, you callin' us normal?! (nt)David Oosha 5/14/00 4:43 p.m.
           The last 40%...Freewill 5/13/00 1:03 a.m.
                 ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..."Freewill 5/13/00 1:05 a.m.
                       LOL! [nt]noddy99 5/13/00 1:45 a.m.
                       Re: ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..."Bachus 5/14/00 1:48 a.m.
                             Re: ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..."Dispatcher 5/14/00 11:08 a.m.
                                   Re: ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..."Mark Levin 5/14/00 12:58 p.m.
     Re: One observation, one questionMatt 5/12/00 4:51 p.m.
           They say a black man is a pimp...Xero 5/12/00 4:55 p.m.
           Re: One observation, one questionJon 5/12/00 5:25 p.m.
           Re: One observation, one questionphayd 5/12/00 10:24 p.m.
                 Re: One observation, one questionNemesis 5/13/00 12:06 a.m.
                       heh, I love this thread [nt]B-Sharp 5/13/00 12:09 a.m.
                             You know what I was thinking?Louis Wu 5/13/00 9:58 a.m.
                                   Re: You know what I was thinking?Gunga Din 5/14/00 12:05 p.m.
                             Thanks [WT]phayd 5/13/00 7:10 p.m.
                       Back to the `60sRiemek 5/13/00 4:52 a.m.
                       Back to the `60sRiemek 5/13/00 4:56 a.m.
                 Re: One observation, one questioneric 5/13/00 9:43 a.m.
           The guys by the watercooler sayz...Freewill 5/13/00 12:55 a.m.
                 Durn right! (nt)Infininight #CP#V 5/13/00 2:21 a.m.
                       Yah! I'd pay $5-$10 for that DVD!Lt. Et'he 5/13/00 10:07 a.m.
                             Re: Yah! I'd pay $5-$10 for that DVD!*mxyzptlk 5/13/00 10:49 a.m.
                 I'd pay $5 to $10 for that... how about $7? n/tskyblu38 5/13/00 8:04 a.m.



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