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| Re: On the delay... | |
| Posted By: Virus | Date: 5/13/00 12:11 a.m. |
In Response To: Re: On the delay... (Troy Lawlor) What if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich? and what if you realized halfway through eating that sandwhich that the grape jam you used contrains sodium dyglyceride, and you happened to know that you arn't sposed to mix sodium dyglyceride with your daily prozac dosage, and you imediately must call your physician, leaving the sandwhich 60% eaten... When you get to the doctors *cough*e3*cough* they tell you how damn good that sandwhich looks, and other generally positive pep talk, as well as having docters from all over the country/world comming to examine your sandwhich... which... they don't realize, is keeping you from eating it... You then rush to eat the sandwhich, hoping to meet some of those attractive female docters. Of course, they worship you as a god for making and eating the most wonderful sandwhich ever made and, before they can thank you properly, you die, because the sodium dyglycerate mixed with your prozac and blew you, and the contents of your stomach (ie the sandwhich) out of your mangled courpse (IE software retailers the day halo is released), sharing it with the world!!! Oh what a lovely thing it is... of course, you killed everyone in the hospital. But, you go down in history as being a cooler-than-joo-mama typa guy who made a sandwhich (ie halo) which changed the entire sandwhich industry, and revamed the way people think about jam (IE 3rd person perspective) and creamy peanut butter (mac gaming)... | |
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| Replies: |
| One observation, one question | noddy99 | 5/12/00 4:13 p.m. |
| Re: On the delay... | Mark Levin | 5/12/00 4:17 p.m. |
| Re: On the delay... | Troy Lawlor | 5/12/00 7:28 p.m. |
| Re: On the delay... | Virus | 5/13/00 12:11 a.m. |
| You have a sick mind. NT | Riemek | 5/13/00 5:03 a.m. |
| YOU!! (nt) | David Oosha | 5/13/00 9:32 a.m. |
| mac gaming is more like chunky peanut butter... | *mxyzptlk | 5/13/00 10:13 a.m. |
| what, you callin' us normal?! (nt) | David Oosha | 5/14/00 4:43 p.m. |
| The last 40%... | Freewill | 5/13/00 1:03 a.m. |
| ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..." | Freewill | 5/13/00 1:05 a.m. |
| LOL! [nt] | noddy99 | 5/13/00 1:45 a.m. |
| Re: ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..." | Bachus | 5/14/00 1:48 a.m. |
| Re: ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..." | Dispatcher | 5/14/00 11:08 a.m. |
| Re: ARGH Text here! "The LAST 40%..." | Mark Levin | 5/14/00 12:58 p.m. |
| Re: One observation, one question | Matt | 5/12/00 4:51 p.m. |
| They say a black man is a pimp... | Xero | 5/12/00 4:55 p.m. |
| Re: One observation, one question | Jon | 5/12/00 5:25 p.m. |
| Re: One observation, one question | phayd | 5/12/00 10:24 p.m. |
| Re: One observation, one question | Nemesis | 5/13/00 12:06 a.m. |
| heh, I love this thread [nt] | B-Sharp | 5/13/00 12:09 a.m. |
| You know what I was thinking? | Louis Wu | 5/13/00 9:58 a.m. |
| Re: You know what I was thinking? | Gunga Din | 5/14/00 12:05 p.m. |
| Thanks [WT] | phayd | 5/13/00 7:10 p.m. |
| Back to the `60s | Riemek | 5/13/00 4:52 a.m. |
| Back to the `60s | Riemek | 5/13/00 4:56 a.m. |
| Re: One observation, one question | eric | 5/13/00 9:43 a.m. |
| The guys by the watercooler sayz... | Freewill | 5/13/00 12:55 a.m. |
| Durn right! (nt) | Infininight #CP#V | 5/13/00 2:21 a.m. |
| Yah! I'd pay $5-$10 for that DVD! | Lt. Et'he | 5/13/00 10:07 a.m. |
| Re: Yah! I'd pay $5-$10 for that DVD! | *mxyzptlk | 5/13/00 10:49 a.m. |
| I'd pay $5 to $10 for that... how about $7? n/t | skyblu38 | 5/13/00 8:04 a.m. |
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