: Sure you would. After all, it IS Bungie and they're still dedicated to world
: domination. This is but one step closer.
: To further their vision of a Bungiefied world, they'll probably show this
: movie on EVERY single broadcast and cable/satalite TV station on Earth
: (and Mars too). During the broadcast, anyone that dares leave the room
: will be pinned in place with straps and their eyes held open with metal
: hooks. Anyone showing clear disgust during showing of film will
: "disappear" when they go to the bathroom after showing of said
: film.
: Those too young (or stupid, or maybe both) to appreatiate the film will be
: given Halo Action Figures. Those pretending to be too stupid in order to
: obtain Action Figures will be dragged out of their beds at night by
: stealth-enabled Elites.
: The national anthem of every country will be replaced by the Hail 117 Anthem
: (despite a lack of lyrics), while we are united under a single flag
: bearing a badge with familar logo in the center...non conformists will be
: labeled "enemies of the state" and they will be hearded into a
: giant pyramidal complex until they can see and love the Tru7h!!!
That sounds like a beautiful, beautiful world. ^_^