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Re: Halo Movie -- Already Announced? YAY! | ||
Posted By: Siphonopho | Date: 12/8/04 11:30 a.m. | |
In Response To: Re: Halo Movie -- Already Announced? YAY! (K-chi) : You wouldn't
Sure you would. After all, it IS Bungie and they're still dedicated to world domination. This is but one step closer. To further their vision of a Bungiefied world, they'll probably show this movie on EVERY single broadcast and cable/satalite TV station on Earth (and Mars too). During the broadcast, anyone that dares leave the room will be pinned in place with straps and their eyes held open with metal hooks. Anyone showing clear disgust during showing of film will "disappear" when they go to the bathroom after showing of said film. Those too young (or stupid, or maybe both) to appreatiate the film will be given Halo Action Figures. Those pretending to be too stupid in order to obtain Action Figures will be dragged out of their beds at night by stealth-enabled Elites. The national anthem of every country will be replaced by the Hail 117 Anthem (despite a lack of lyrics), while we are united under a single flag bearing a badge with familar logo in the center...non conformists will be labeled "enemies of the state" and they will be hearded into a giant pyramidal complex until they can see and love the Tru7h!!! It's true, too, because you can't prove otherwise. ................. If you've managed to read down this far, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'd probably go see it...so long as it's not the H-1 or 2 storyline. Which I have yet to even play...Alas, in due time. |
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