: Get in touch with the Bungie Sightings guys (Scifiteki? mnemesis? all I
: remember is that it's somebody who reads here), they're the ones who know
: all about this.
: Greg Kirkpatrick has disappeared completely as well.
He posted a couple of times at AGM after Doubleaught. He went on to be a high school teacher. Can you imagine the classroom carnage?!?!?!?!
Greg: OK class, tonight's homework is to read pages 100 through 150 for discussion tomorrow.
Student: Awwwwww geeeeeee Mr. Kirkpatrick! Do we hafta??
Greg: *picking the student up by his collar and shouting into his face* Damn right you have to! Your pathetic mewling ENRAGES me!!! I have been a teacher in this country for 7 years and I have certain inalienable rights, the most important of which is the god given right to work your stupid whining ass off! Not only is it my right to assign homework to panties like you, it is your duty to DO homework because you can bet your bippy that alien worlds, Germany and the damn Japanese are doing THEIR homework! They’re not spending their weakling sissy prancing girly-boy time eating and sleeping!! What’s become of this country?! What’s become of this School?! Get a Grip on yourself man, can’t you feel the smelly vodka breath of the gawdamn pinko commie Bolsheviks breathing down your neck??!! YES YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!! *drop kicks the kid out the window* NEEEEXXXXXXXT!!!
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat
