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the Battle Cat

[ Messages Posted (Marathon's Story Forum): 461
Most Recent Post: 1/16/08 7:05 a.m. ]
Pre-2004 Posts

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Biography:
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I lived, I loved, I laughed, I farted a lot and then I just sort of rolled over and expired in a huge pool of pizza and beer vomit but then... I'm getting a little ahead of myself.

TURN ONS:
Litterbox odor
Small limping crumpled mammals
Warm laps

TURN OFFS:
Big dogs
Sudden loud noises
Cold noses on my butthole

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Interests:
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I am fond of long walks in the rain, the dew on a flower petal, the soft call of the mourning dove and the gut-splattering, blood-spewing carnage, mayhem, and violence of firearm trauma, dismemberment and crushed bone.

The Battle Cat's Litterbox



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