In Response To: How to win the Halo 2 poster (Ross Mills)
Starters
Slay-tay Chicken
Slay-tayed chicken on wooden skewers.
Marine-ated Chicken
Slices of Marine-ated chicken will tide you over until reveille!
Assoup Rifle
The flavour will hit you like a bullet from a gun, and may bestow on you a fantastic sense of direction.
Fish Boomsticks
Don’t be put off; these shotguns are loaded with fish sticks.
Main Courses
Filet Miguel
7.62mm of beef, wrapped in bacon, then fried in butter. Really!
E-liteloaf
Trimmed topside steak mixed in food processor.
Grilled Pork
Where is the pun in that, you ask? Grilling reduces fats, oils, and Griesemer.
Bob-BQ
Don’t ask what sort of meat this is, and no, it’s not chicken.
Desserts
Shotolate Eclair
A French dessert, cream and chocolate in a bun. It’ll blow you away!
Icecream Cake with Candles
It only takes a small (guilty) spark to ignite the candles. As the old saying goes, “Light Fuse, Run Away”.
Icecream and Floodge
A bowl of Icecream with Chocolate Floodge.
Beverages
Proto-Cole-A
Energized with Cole-A, you will be ready to defend Earth. Remember, “Fight for Her”!
Lemogrenade
Have an explosively good time with Lemogrenade. Sorry, we cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by fragmentation in the stomach. Be careful of the 20 ft blast radius, and hope it won’t stick in your throat.
Wines
Wine-of-the-Slay
Poured from the Hushed Casket in the cellar, a new vintage every day! Served in a Flag-on.
2532 Petite Tankramp-agne Hognac Armagnac
http://www.wine-searcher.com/wine-select.lml?Xwinenameid=&Xwinename=cognac&Xvintage=1932&Xlocation=&Xcurrencycode=USD&Xkeyword_mode=A&ID=727NBK2PLX800DD
Beers
Hack Daniels
Feel like playing as an elite, hunter, or marine? Drink some Hack! Can be served alone, or on the rockets.
Gruintess.
Warning: May cause player to see Yellow Banshees, Gnomes, etc. Drink responsibly, kids!
Side Dishes
Salute
Is it a salute or a salad? Goes with any main course.
Fries, Fruit, Flood.
If you are a Hunter of good side food, then this is a flawless selection, cowboy!
Fried Vegetables
These would be roasted, but we couldn’t find the flamethrower. It must be missing.
Sauce
Motion Trackonnaise
My radar is picking up some salad…
Se7en Islands
There used to be a thousand to choose from, but we narrowed it down to just se7en.
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