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| Zoidberg's Menu | |
| Posted By: Zoidberg | Date: 7/14/03 3:43 p.m. |
In Response To: Boxer's Menu (Boxer [subnova]) Ok here is my menu, i couldnt have created a crappier menu if i even tried. I think i followed all the rules. STARTERS: Onion Rings: Halo isn't the only thing ring shaped. Why not order our tasty onion rings, they are better than Halo, because there is no way these rings are gonna kill you. Elite Skins: 4 half potato skins expertly crafted into the shape of an Elite. Filled with your choice of Mozzarella Cheese or Diced Mushrooms. Come with either Sour Cream or BBQ Dip. Priced at £10 ($15), we really are keeping these skins elite. A Masked Salad: Help yourself to our wide range of salad products. All served in a replica of a grunts breathing mask. At the salad bar the sauces are dispensed from replicas of the grunts gas tanks. Sentinel Soup: Halo held alot of secrets, but by far this was the best: A concoction of the hottest, and spiciest...ummm...spices that the chief was able to stock pile before the PoA went boom. This little number packs quite a punch, and satisfies anyone looking for the hottest of hot food. Can also double as a corrosive agent capable of burning through 5 cm's of lead. Dare you take on the awesome power of the sentinels?? MAIN COURSES: CFC (Cortana Fried Chicken): Our succulent chicken has a better recipe of herbs and spices than that of the colonel. Why would an AI feel the need to create a recipe for fried chicken u ask??? Because isn't that what we all seek to achieve? TO CREATE THE TASTIEST, JUICIEST CHICKEN?! No? Well it was our goal. And we took the recipe from Cortana...we're pretty sure an AI cant copyright anything. Served with vegetables, beans, potatoes or chips. Jackal in the Hole: Toad is sooooo passé. Jackal in the Hole improves upon the old recipe by offering a thicker and more succulent pork sausage in the shape of a jackal. The mashed potatoes (the hole) is sculpted into a fox hole where the jackal sausage resides. Can YOU take the hole with minimal losses? Served with vegetables. Phal of the Prophets: This extremely hot curry is suitable for even the most respected or revered dignitary. Just like the prophets, not much is known about the history of this Indian dish, or how it came to be. All we know is it did, and for that we are eternally grateful. While we may never live to experience the fall of the prophets and their covenant in real life, at least with this dish you will, and u can savour every minute. ONI Feast: These guys should give up intelligence gathering and turn to catering because they know what people want when it comes to food. This meal includes: potatoes, vegetables, an 8 ounce sirloin steak, 1 CFC's breast, 2 wings, fries and a side salad. DESERTS: Chocolate Flood Fudge Cake: Made of the finest chocolate fudge, this cake is guaranteed to fill up that stomach of yours. Just when you think you've finished it off, another slice will be brought to you, compliments of the house. While it may keep coming back like the flood, this wont give u anything more than a few extra pounds and a satisfied grin. Warthog Challenge: Mountains of ice cream. Chocolate.....vanilla......strawberry, its all here in this one serving, not even the new warthog would be able to make it up the steep slopes of this frozen delight. Coated in your choice of sauce or syrup and topped generously with nuts, marshmallows, chocolate sprinkles and jimmys. Foehammers Surprise: Ever wondered what that Foehammer was upto when not saving your ass in Halo? She was chowing down on this heavenly contrivance. An assortment of sherbets, with vanilla ice cream, dripping in the thickest of syrups. Now we know why Foehammer was always so chirpy, she was doped up on sugar. NOTE: NOT SUITABLE FOR DIABETICS BEVERAGES: SODA:
WINE:
BEER:
COCKTAILS: ELIXIR OF THE FORERUNNER:
A JACKHAMMER:
SIDE ORDERS: Fried Spores: Freshly picked flood spores, stored in sub zero temperatures to keep them dormant, then flash fryed. Its the side order that will pop in your mouth, not in your hand. Only joking. These are crumb coated mushrooms. Fleetcom Fries HAVOK Pasta: Its like a small atomic blast of flavour and freshness in your mouth. SAUCES: Helljumpers Highly Suspect Vinaigrette Soha Rolamee's Farm House Table Dressing | |
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| Replies: |
| How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 10:02 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Infininja | 7/14/03 10:54 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:27 a.m. |
| 1 suggestion | guy who doesn't post....too often | 7/14/03 11:14 a.m. |
| Re: 1 suggestion | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:27 a.m. |
| 1 more rule. | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:28 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Zoidberg | 7/14/03 11:43 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:52 a.m. |
| Boxer's Menu | Boxer [subnova] | 7/14/03 1:10 p.m. |
| W00T! *NM* | MereCatfish | 7/14/03 1:15 p.m. |
| 1st menu. | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:24 p.m. |
| Although... | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:50 p.m. |
| Re: Although... | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:51 p.m. |
| Re: Although... | Louis Wu | 7/14/03 1:52 p.m. |
| Explanations...gladly | Boxer [subnova] | 7/14/03 1:56 p.m. |
| :O... Wow. :p *NM* | Infininja | 7/14/03 3:14 p.m. |
| Someone's either a genius or really pays attention *NM* | Inferno NR7 | 7/15/03 6:33 p.m. |
| Re: Someone's either a genius or really pays atten | Boxer [subnova] | 7/16/03 12:47 p.m. |
| Re: Explanations...gladly | bikeman704 | 7/29/03 10:21 p.m. |
| Zoidberg's Menu | Zoidberg | 7/14/03 3:43 p.m. |
| Re: Zoidberg's Menu | AJ Mendoza | 7/14/03 6:03 p.m. |
| MY MENU ENTRY | Rob Csigi | 7/14/03 4:54 p.m. |
| Anti-grav cakes? Dare I dream... *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 5:56 p.m. |
| French Halo Menu | Varekai | 7/14/03 7:53 p.m. |
| My menu, and explanations just in case | Vid Boi | 7/14/03 7:07 p.m. |
| Darn, I did forget the sauces | Vid Boi | 7/14/03 8:41 p.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 11:19 p.m. |
| That's my menu, should have been in the subject *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 11:21 p.m. |
| Halo's Cajun Eatery | Wado SG | 7/15/03 4:22 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Boxer [subnova] | 7/15/03 4:46 p.m. |
| Whoops... | Boxer [subnova] | 7/15/03 4:48 p.m. |
| Re: Whoops... | Wado SG | 7/15/03 5:11 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Geary | 7/15/03 5:07 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Varekai | 7/16/03 3:26 a.m. |
| I'm here to help...well not really | Boxer [subnova] | 7/16/03 11:06 a.m. |
| Re: I'm here to help...well not really | Varekai | 7/16/03 4:11 p.m. |
| Geary's Grunty Thirst | Geary | 7/16/03 11:26 p.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | Simpsons Rule | 7/16/03 11:35 p.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | Infininja | 7/17/03 2:27 a.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | AJ Mendoza | 7/17/03 12:30 p.m. |
| Halo Pun Menu | Iceman | 7/17/03 8:43 a.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Stuntmutt | 7/17/03 11:10 a.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Vid Boi | 7/28/03 1:49 p.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Ross Mills | 7/28/03 1:56 p.m. |
| Hooray, I'm an alcoholic beverage! *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/17/03 12:46 p.m. |
| Hurry! You've only got a few hours!... *NM* | Ross Mills | 7/28/03 9:08 a.m. |
| So, is the menu contest over? | Geary | 7/29/03 8:34 p.m. |
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