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| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | |
| Posted By: BGH TankRamp | Date: 7/14/03 11:19 p.m. |
In Response To: How to win the Halo 2 poster (Ross Mills) Keyes' Corner Starters
Grunt Fingers- Grunts act and taste like chicken, with just a hint of methane for that authentic poultry-with-gas taste. Bulbous Tumor Skins- UNSC scientists have harnessed the power of the gooey, gooey skins of the glowing trees in the Flood-infested swamps of Halo... the power of deliciousness! May cause hostile Flood takeover of nervous system and/or loss of bladder control. Chili's TM Awesome Possum- Baked possum made into one of six cookie-cutter shapes including the Master Chief and a Warthog! Entrees
Battle Rations- For the Marine on the go, just say, "The Covenant are on my six!", and our friendly underage servicepeople will bring you freezedried vitamins, a can o' beans and some highly addictive stim packs faster than you can say, "The Covenant are on my six!" a second time. BOB BBQ- A favorite for parties, a wild BOB is released into the restaraunt, and you and your friends get to hunt him down! You might not actually want to BBQ them afterwards, but there has been overwhelming demand for more BOB capping in a restaurant setting, and the customer is always right! Elite Filet- Pretend you're an infection form, as you rip open this Elite's chest and devour the insides. Now the whole family can get in the action, with kid-sized Elite Baby Back Ribs. Desserts
Fudge Gulch- Pie dough takes the form of a miniature box canyon, which has been engulfed by the Flood! A flood of tasty yumminess, that is! That's right, we're that cheesy. This box canyon has been filled to the brim by Captain Keyes' patented mixture of melted chocolate, mini-marshmallows, and Coca-Cola. Sentinel- These Sentinels are plastic, and instead of releasing unsafe lasers, they dispense Twizzlers. The kids might not be as thrilled with Twizzlers as lasers, but the Twizzlers are at least 60% more rich with nutrients. Keep 'Em Hyperactive TM Sodas
Spore -- "Guaranteed To Keep You Awake Because You Will No Longer Control Your Body" Beers
Mjolnir Armor Moonshine -- Distilled in the seat of my pants. Wine
Side Dishes
Hovering Mashed Potatoes - The plate is is equipped with a Prophet anti-grav belt, reverse-engineered by Keyes' scientists, and will bring spuds-related joy with efficiency the likes of which the food industry has never seen. Guaranteed to make you say, "Cool, the mashed potatoes are hovering!" Webmaster's Surprise - You'll be surprised. Condiments
Hunter Blood - We keep a few vials handy in case you're some sort of alien vampire or something. Don't forget to tell your friends about this place! Unless you ordered the Webmaster's Surprise. In which case you've probably stopped breathing by now. | |
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| Replies: |
| How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 10:02 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Infininja | 7/14/03 10:54 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:27 a.m. |
| 1 suggestion | guy who doesn't post....too often | 7/14/03 11:14 a.m. |
| Re: 1 suggestion | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:27 a.m. |
| 1 more rule. | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:28 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Zoidberg | 7/14/03 11:43 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:52 a.m. |
| Boxer's Menu | Boxer [subnova] | 7/14/03 1:10 p.m. |
| W00T! *NM* | MereCatfish | 7/14/03 1:15 p.m. |
| 1st menu. | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:24 p.m. |
| Although... | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:50 p.m. |
| Re: Although... | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:51 p.m. |
| Re: Although... | Louis Wu | 7/14/03 1:52 p.m. |
| Explanations...gladly | Boxer [subnova] | 7/14/03 1:56 p.m. |
| :O... Wow. :p *NM* | Infininja | 7/14/03 3:14 p.m. |
| Someone's either a genius or really pays attention *NM* | Inferno NR7 | 7/15/03 6:33 p.m. |
| Re: Someone's either a genius or really pays atten | Boxer [subnova] | 7/16/03 12:47 p.m. |
| Re: Explanations...gladly | bikeman704 | 7/29/03 10:21 p.m. |
| Zoidberg's Menu | Zoidberg | 7/14/03 3:43 p.m. |
| Re: Zoidberg's Menu | AJ Mendoza | 7/14/03 6:03 p.m. |
| MY MENU ENTRY | Rob Csigi | 7/14/03 4:54 p.m. |
| Anti-grav cakes? Dare I dream... *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 5:56 p.m. |
| French Halo Menu | Varekai | 7/14/03 7:53 p.m. |
| My menu, and explanations just in case | Vid Boi | 7/14/03 7:07 p.m. |
| Darn, I did forget the sauces | Vid Boi | 7/14/03 8:41 p.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 11:19 p.m. |
| That's my menu, should have been in the subject *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 11:21 p.m. |
| Halo's Cajun Eatery | Wado SG | 7/15/03 4:22 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Boxer [subnova] | 7/15/03 4:46 p.m. |
| Whoops... | Boxer [subnova] | 7/15/03 4:48 p.m. |
| Re: Whoops... | Wado SG | 7/15/03 5:11 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Geary | 7/15/03 5:07 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Varekai | 7/16/03 3:26 a.m. |
| I'm here to help...well not really | Boxer [subnova] | 7/16/03 11:06 a.m. |
| Re: I'm here to help...well not really | Varekai | 7/16/03 4:11 p.m. |
| Geary's Grunty Thirst | Geary | 7/16/03 11:26 p.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | Simpsons Rule | 7/16/03 11:35 p.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | Infininja | 7/17/03 2:27 a.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | AJ Mendoza | 7/17/03 12:30 p.m. |
| Halo Pun Menu | Iceman | 7/17/03 8:43 a.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Stuntmutt | 7/17/03 11:10 a.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Vid Boi | 7/28/03 1:49 p.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Ross Mills | 7/28/03 1:56 p.m. |
| Hooray, I'm an alcoholic beverage! *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/17/03 12:46 p.m. |
| Hurry! You've only got a few hours!... *NM* | Ross Mills | 7/28/03 9:08 a.m. |
| So, is the menu contest over? | Geary | 7/29/03 8:34 p.m. |
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