Posts on Current Forum | Archived Posts
|
|
|
||
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
| Frequently Asked Forum Questions | |
|||
|
||||
|
|
|||
| ||||
| ||||
| ||||
| Search Older Posts on This Forum: Posts on Current Forum | Archived Posts | ||||
| ||||
| ||||
| ||||
| Halo's Cajun Eatery | |
| Posted By: Wado SG <wyamauchi@msn.com> | Date: 7/15/03 4:22 p.m. |
In Response To: How to win the Halo 2 poster (Ross Mills) Halo's Cajun Eatery
Yes at Halo's CE it's cooking evolved and if you don't like our food, we'll sterilize your galaxy! Open 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. everyday. Tell them Wado sent you.
For Starters
Start your meal with a Big Bang. Our select starters from our home boy Master Chef himself, John Spartan, will kick you in the mouth like an overloaded plasma bolt.
Onion Ringworlds -- Not since Louis Wu has a ring been engineered to such perfection. You get seven extra large onion rings with a side of our special spicy Grunt's tomato sauce. You'll love our sauce, it'll make a big dipper out of you.
Keyes Kablob -- The reknowned artist Shish has combined his Kabob talents with our Master Chef's secret mix of what's cooking today to create this deliciously spicy mix of stuff on a stick. It's not for the faint of mouth, we rate this 343 out of 343 monitors hot. Named after the legendary Captain Keyes who just loved these Kablobs to death.
Pork Starhammers -- Our special wood roasted pork sliced thin and piled high on mini fuel rods (spicy buns) with Master Chef's barbecue sauce. It's a supernova in your mouth.
Slacker's Salt Shrimp -- A half pound of fresh AOTCR shrimp baked onto a bed of rock salt, served with our special spicy Grunt's tomato sauce and lemon. Get up so I can eat you again says the Sarge. The Whole Threshold
Visiting AI chef Cortana has gone rampant! These tasty main courses will have you dreaming in delight screaming wildcat destabilization all night long.
Flawless Cowboy Cut Rib Eye -- A twenty-one ounce bone-in rib eye steak grilled over an open flame with Cortana's index of spices. It's good to the core and you don't need to be a prophet to know this.
Silent Cartographer Brisket -- We searched many authentic southwest eateries to find the best brisket and in the end the map pointed right to us. This slow-cooked beef brisket is lightly brushed with barbecue sauce and piled high on top of fresh white bread. If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, Cortana has found the control room with this one.
Red verse Bleu Burger -- Half-pound burger grilled over an open flame and reddened in Cortana's special cayenne pepper spice mix, topped with melted bleu cheese and served on an egg roll with grilled onions and green peppers. Chef Cortana loves it spicy.
Hot Hunter Shrimp -- Fresh, plump hunter-sized jumbo shrimp, sautéed with red chilies, roasted garlic, Parmesan cheese and a pink rich ginger cream, topped with red and yellow peppers. You'll see Cortana's special ginger pink sauce and want to drive your fork right in to its goodness. When the others follow suit...
And don't forget the sides... Each of our main courses comes with your choice of two of the following, or go light and order separately.
Flood Fries -- A flood of crispy onion gravy fries, what more need be said?
Covenant Gumbo -- It's not a sin to covenant something so tasty, but of course you knew that already, how couldn't you?
Forerunner Fruit -- We have brought back this pulse from the past. We hired several reclaimers to find the best and freshest fruit recipes and we got one. Brought back by popular demand, the last time you asked for it, and our answer has not changed -- it's still the best fruit combo ever. We bet all the sentient life in this galaxy on it.
Plasma Beams and Bolts -- Long black bean beams (black beans still in the pod) and bolts of rice. Tasty and a perfect balance to every meal. Two Betrayals and One Guiltless
Two decadent deserts and one delicious but light.
Marathon Madness -- No one ever would believe they would find this on a Halo's menu, but the signs are everywhere. This infinity-sized mud pie just oozes with chocolate decadence. Take an extra plate, you might want to share this one.
The Pillar of Almond -- Fresh peaches combined with sugar and a hint of cinnamon sitting on a crust of graham crackers and topped with a pillar of almond ice cream.
Invisible Elite -- Chef Cortana has created the first e-desert, an AI construct generated recipe. It's delicious iced soy milk topped with strawberries and rice pudding and you won't believe that it has only 77 calories per serving (comes with two serving). It's e-lite delight. Carbon-based beverages
Enjoy our select non-alcholic beverages.
Guilty Sparkling Cider -- Having a very long time to brew, this cider is smooth with a bite.
Webmaster Wash -- Not to leave the guy in the ape suit out, we came up with this mix of java and carbonated energy drink. It's perfect for an all nighter or the morning after. Whines and Beers
You won't be whining or a sore loser if you top off your meal with one of our fine house wines or local beers.
Le Brute -- Sparkling white wine made extra strong.
Plasma Shade -- A blend of red house wines with extra negative ions added.
Bungie Beer -- Doesn't every developer at Microsoft brew their own? It's a taste you can't get anywhere else.
Jackal Daniels -- Bungie Beer with a chaser of Jack Daniels.
| |
|
| Replies: |
| How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 10:02 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Infininja | 7/14/03 10:54 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:27 a.m. |
| 1 suggestion | guy who doesn't post....too often | 7/14/03 11:14 a.m. |
| Re: 1 suggestion | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:27 a.m. |
| 1 more rule. | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:28 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Zoidberg | 7/14/03 11:43 a.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 11:52 a.m. |
| Boxer's Menu | Boxer [subnova] | 7/14/03 1:10 p.m. |
| W00T! *NM* | MereCatfish | 7/14/03 1:15 p.m. |
| 1st menu. | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:24 p.m. |
| Although... | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:50 p.m. |
| Re: Although... | Ross Mills | 7/14/03 1:51 p.m. |
| Re: Although... | Louis Wu | 7/14/03 1:52 p.m. |
| Explanations...gladly | Boxer [subnova] | 7/14/03 1:56 p.m. |
| :O... Wow. :p *NM* | Infininja | 7/14/03 3:14 p.m. |
| Someone's either a genius or really pays attention *NM* | Inferno NR7 | 7/15/03 6:33 p.m. |
| Re: Someone's either a genius or really pays atten | Boxer [subnova] | 7/16/03 12:47 p.m. |
| Re: Explanations...gladly | bikeman704 | 7/29/03 10:21 p.m. |
| Zoidberg's Menu | Zoidberg | 7/14/03 3:43 p.m. |
| Re: Zoidberg's Menu | AJ Mendoza | 7/14/03 6:03 p.m. |
| MY MENU ENTRY | Rob Csigi | 7/14/03 4:54 p.m. |
| Anti-grav cakes? Dare I dream... *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 5:56 p.m. |
| French Halo Menu | Varekai | 7/14/03 7:53 p.m. |
| My menu, and explanations just in case | Vid Boi | 7/14/03 7:07 p.m. |
| Darn, I did forget the sauces | Vid Boi | 7/14/03 8:41 p.m. |
| Re: How to win the Halo 2 poster | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 11:19 p.m. |
| That's my menu, should have been in the subject *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/14/03 11:21 p.m. |
| Halo's Cajun Eatery | Wado SG | 7/15/03 4:22 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Boxer [subnova] | 7/15/03 4:46 p.m. |
| Whoops... | Boxer [subnova] | 7/15/03 4:48 p.m. |
| Re: Whoops... | Wado SG | 7/15/03 5:11 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Geary | 7/15/03 5:07 p.m. |
| Re: Halo's Cajun Eatery | Varekai | 7/16/03 3:26 a.m. |
| I'm here to help...well not really | Boxer [subnova] | 7/16/03 11:06 a.m. |
| Re: I'm here to help...well not really | Varekai | 7/16/03 4:11 p.m. |
| Geary's Grunty Thirst | Geary | 7/16/03 11:26 p.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | Simpsons Rule | 7/16/03 11:35 p.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | Infininja | 7/17/03 2:27 a.m. |
| Re: Geary's Grunty Thirst | AJ Mendoza | 7/17/03 12:30 p.m. |
| Halo Pun Menu | Iceman | 7/17/03 8:43 a.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Stuntmutt | 7/17/03 11:10 a.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Vid Boi | 7/28/03 1:49 p.m. |
| Re: Halo Pun Menu | Ross Mills | 7/28/03 1:56 p.m. |
| Hooray, I'm an alcoholic beverage! *NM* | BGH TankRamp | 7/17/03 12:46 p.m. |
| Hurry! You've only got a few hours!... *NM* | Ross Mills | 7/28/03 9:08 a.m. |
| So, is the menu contest over? | Geary | 7/29/03 8:34 p.m. |
The HBO Forum Archive is maintained with WebBBS 4.33. |