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Re: Elites & Marines - BFF?
Posted By: The More Deluded <TheAmazingOIiAndHisEducatedRodents@orange.net>Date: 4/30/07 6:56 p.m.

In Response To: Elites & Marines - BFF? (RedRust)


: The idea of a bunch of elites and marines sharing a pelican ride to a battle
: seems too funny.
: There will be alot of awkward silences, I assume.
: But if it happens it will be my favorite part of Halo 3. I love me some funny
: NPC banter.

oh plez plez plez...

MARINE:okay now, tell me about the nipple

ELITE: What so you want to know?

MARINE: Well, the thirst is legal there, right?

ELITE: Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a
hundred percent legal. I mean you
can't walk into a restaurant,
grab yourself a nipple
and start sucking' away.
you're only supposed to suckle in
your home or certain designated
places.

MARINE: Those are nipple bars?

ELITE:Yeah, it breaks down like this:
it's legal to buy it, it's legal to
own it and, if you're the
proprietor of a nipple, it's
legal to sell it. It's legal to
carry it, which doesn't really
matter 'cause get a load of this
if the brute stop you, it's
illegal for this to search you.
Searching you is a right that the
brutes actually don't have.

MARINE: That did it, man -- I'm *blam*'
goin', that's all there is to it.
But youknow what the funniest thing
about the Covenant is?

ELITE: What?

MARINE: It's the little differences. A
lotta the same blam we got here,
you got there, but there it's a
little different.

ELITE: Examples?

MARINE: Well, in Infinate Succor, you
can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either.
They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In High Charity, you can buy
beer at MacDonald's. Also, what you call
a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in High
Charity?

ELITE: They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?

MARINE: No, you got the metric system
you wouldn't know what the
*blam* a Quarter Pounder is.

ELITE: so What do we call it?

MARINE: Royale with Cheese.

ELITE: Royale with Cheese. What'd we
call a Big Mac?

MARINE: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but you call
it Le Big Mac.

ELITE: What do we call a Whopper?

MARINE: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put
on french fries in adjacent justice instead
of ketchup?

ELITE: What?

MARINE: Mayonnaise.

ELITE: Goddamn!

MARINE: I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean
a little bit on the side of the
plate, they *blam*' drown 'em in
it.


Message Index




Replies:

Wow, I never noticed this.serpx 4/30/07 2:37 p.m.
     Re: Wow, I never noticed this.DHalo 4/30/07 2:46 p.m.
           Re: Wow, I never noticed this.Zerowind117 4/30/07 7:00 p.m.
           No Fuel Rod Cannon?RedMonkey999 5/1/07 2:51 p.m.
     M6D is back!DHalo 4/30/07 2:53 p.m.
           BTW, Ibeechu told me. *NM*DHalo 4/30/07 2:54 p.m.
                 Re: BTW, Ibeechu told me.White Rabbit 4/30/07 3:11 p.m.
           Re: M6D is back!CougRon 4/30/07 3:12 p.m.
                 Re: M6D is back!White Rabbit 4/30/07 3:16 p.m.
                       Sarge is bold!MffnMn 4/30/07 3:27 p.m.
                             Oh, he's BALD! *NM*angrymob 4/30/07 4:06 p.m.
                                   Yeah that's what I meant *NM*MffnMn 4/30/07 4:19 p.m.
           Noooo!!!! *NM*MasterChief2829 4/30/07 6:55 p.m.
           Yaaaaaaay!!! *NM*Gravemind 4/30/07 7:28 p.m.
           No scopeGhaleonEB 4/30/07 7:32 p.m.
                 Re: No scoperapture 4/30/07 7:45 p.m.
                       Re: No scopejayWHY 4/30/07 10:55 p.m.
                 Damn...Gravemind 4/30/07 8:11 p.m.
                       Re: Damn...Eastbeast314 4/30/07 9:02 p.m.
                 Good.Endbringer 4/30/07 9:12 p.m.
                 Re: No scopeFrankie 4/30/07 9:48 p.m.
                       Re: No scopeDarkSim 4/30/07 10:12 p.m.
                       Re: No scopePoe Ghostal 4/30/07 10:18 p.m.
                             Re: No scopeEndbringer 4/30/07 10:56 p.m.
                                   Re: No scopePoe Ghostal 5/1/07 1:27 p.m.
                                         Re: No scopeRazorback 5/1/07 1:34 p.m.
           Re: M6D is back!jayWHY 4/30/07 7:37 p.m.
           Question...!stan 4/30/07 10:49 p.m.
                 Re: Question...!DangerousHippo 4/30/07 11:59 p.m.
                       Re: Question...!Endbringer 5/1/07 12:17 a.m.
     Imagine the banter between humans and elites... *NM*tucsonbatman 4/30/07 3:28 p.m.
           Elites & Marines - BFF?RedRust 4/30/07 6:29 p.m.
                 Re: Elites & Marines - BFF?The More Deluded 4/30/07 6:56 p.m.
                       Re: Elites & Marines - BFF?ST 4/30/07 10:01 p.m.
                 Re: Elites & Marines - BFF?Samus 117 4/30/07 10:26 p.m.
                 Akward Silences are Right!Mintz 4/30/07 10:32 p.m.
                       Re: Akward Silences are Right!RedRust 5/1/07 1:32 p.m.
                 Re: Elites & Marines - BFF?UrsusArctos 5/1/07 2:03 a.m.
     Pelicantak 4/30/07 3:29 p.m.
           36 rounds in the Carbine? A little much? *NM*GFC Danny 4/30/07 3:30 p.m.
                 Re: 36 rounds in the Carbine? A little much?Rox 4/30/07 6:14 p.m.
                       It's probably just an error.Gravemind 4/30/07 10:17 p.m.
           Re: PelicanJman 4/30/07 3:44 p.m.
                 Re: Pelicanmnemesis 4/30/07 3:50 p.m.
                       Re: PelicanCougRon 4/30/07 5:12 p.m.
                 Re: PelicanZerowind117 4/30/07 7:09 p.m.
                 Re: Pelicantak 4/30/07 7:22 p.m.
           Re: PelicanStephen L. (SoundEffect) 4/30/07 5:44 p.m.
                 Re: PelicanDundradal 4/30/07 6:39 p.m.
                 Re: Pelicantak 4/30/07 7:19 p.m.
                       Re: PelicanStephen L. (SoundEffect) 4/30/07 7:57 p.m.
                             Re: Pelicantak 4/30/07 8:06 p.m.
           Re: PelicanHunt3r 4/30/07 8:38 p.m.
     More Prophets To Meet?Leviathan 4/30/07 3:51 p.m.
     Reactions to Halo3.comQuantum 4/30/07 3:52 p.m.
           Re: Reactions to Halo3.comDHalo 4/30/07 4:06 p.m.
                 Re: Reactions to Halo3.comQuantum 4/30/07 6:52 p.m.
     At the bottom of the page...Jordan117 4/30/07 3:55 p.m.
           Unedited emotion in game pic?!?1White Rabbit 4/30/07 4:14 p.m.
                 Re: Unedited emotion in game pic?!?1gspawn 4/30/07 6:17 p.m.
                 Re: Unedited emotion in game pic?!?1Samus 117 4/30/07 7:42 p.m.
                       Re: Unedited emotion in game pic?!?1LoneRanger 2.5 4/30/07 7:45 p.m.
                             Re: Unedited emotion in game pic?!?1Oshovah 4/30/07 11:23 p.m.
                                   Re: Unedited emotion in game pic?!?1Sep7imus [subnova] 4/30/07 11:43 p.m.
     Hunters still in the covenant?angrymob 4/30/07 4:13 p.m.
           Re: Hunters still in the covenant?gspawn 4/30/07 6:19 p.m.
           Re: Hunters still in the covenant?scarab 5/1/07 7:35 a.m.
     Website BackgroundDHalo 4/30/07 4:15 p.m.
           Re: Website BackgroundZerowind117 4/30/07 8:32 p.m.
     What ever happened to the...Littlebigman 4/30/07 4:49 p.m.
           Re: What ever happened to the...DHalo 4/30/07 4:55 p.m.
                 I thought it was CONfirmed... hm.. *NM*Littlebigman 4/30/07 5:24 p.m.
                       Re: I thought it was CONfirmed... hm..DHalo 4/30/07 5:26 p.m.
                             Do you have where he said that?Littlebigman 4/30/07 5:26 p.m.
                                   Re: Do you have where he said that?DHalo 4/30/07 5:32 p.m.
           Re: What ever happened to the...Zerowind117 4/30/07 8:34 p.m.
     Re: Wow, I never noticed this.Omega 4/30/07 4:51 p.m.
           scorpion, wraith turrets?Duncan 4/30/07 5:37 p.m.
                 Re: scorpion, wraith turrets?UrsusArctos 5/1/07 1:58 a.m.
           Re: Wow, I never noticed this.UrsusArctos 4/30/07 11:50 p.m.
                 Re: Wow, I never noticed this.DangerousHippo 5/1/07 12:00 a.m.
                       Re: Wow, I never noticed this.UrsusArctos 5/1/07 1:56 a.m.
     Halo3 Character List **IMGs**SEspider 4/30/07 5:13 p.m.
           Re: Halo3 Character List **IMGs**DarkSim 4/30/07 5:19 p.m.
                 Re: Halo3 Character List **IMGs**SEspider 4/30/07 5:26 p.m.
           About Sgt JohnsonLittlebigman 4/30/07 5:26 p.m.
                 Re: About Sgt JohnsonSEspider 4/30/07 5:30 p.m.
                       Hm..Littlebigman 4/30/07 5:38 p.m.
     Re: ^^ahem, spoilers much? heh. *NM*gspawn 4/30/07 6:11 p.m.
           Re: ^^ahem, spoilers much? heh. ... umm, NO.Sep7imus [subnova] 4/30/07 7:10 p.m.
                 Re: ^^ahem, spoilers much? heh. ... umm, NO.Louis Wu 4/30/07 7:13 p.m.
                       Re: ^^ahem, spoilers much? heh. ... umm, NO.Sep7imus [subnova] 4/30/07 8:05 p.m.
                             Re: ^^ahem, spoilers much? heh. ... umm, NO.gspawn 4/30/07 9:48 p.m.
     SRS99D Sniper Rifle? wtf?RedMonkey999 4/30/07 7:48 p.m.
           Re: SRS99D Sniper Rifle? wtf?Littlebigman 4/30/07 8:10 p.m.
                 Re: SRS99D Sniper Rifle? wtf?Quantum 4/30/07 8:19 p.m.
           Re: SRS99D Sniper Rifle? wtf?Zerowind117 4/30/07 8:29 p.m.
                 Re: SRS99D Sniper Rifle? wtf?gspawn 4/30/07 9:50 p.m.
           Pistol has NO SCOPE and is infact, the M6GJAY132 5/1/07 6:11 a.m.
     Spectre / ScorpionFyreWulff 4/30/07 11:38 p.m.
     M6D is back because of more brutes ingame? *NM*Mirel 5/1/07 4:02 a.m.
     Re: Wow, I never noticed this. *SP*scarab 5/1/07 7:58 a.m.
           The heretic/oracle told arby. *NM*Littlebigman 5/1/07 1:41 p.m.
           Re: Wow, I never noticed this. *SP*LoneRanger 2.5 5/1/07 8:12 p.m.
                 Re: Wow, I never noticed this. *SP*scarab 5/2/07 1:01 a.m.
                       Re: Wow, I never noticed this. *SP*gspawn 5/2/07 12:40 p.m.



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