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Re: Covenant Party Animals
Posted By: Gryphonosiris <Gryphonosiris@aol.com>	Date: 6/6/06 3:59 p.m.
In Response To: Covenant Party Animals (scarab) : What do you think each Covenant species would be like if they let their hair : down and partied? : I think that the Grunts would be most fun. I can see them shaking their : booties on the dance floor, having Grunty karaokes, and just generally : having good craic. It doesn't matter who you are, if you want a good time : then the Grunts will make you welcome. : They're a hoot. Only goes to show that Grunts, are in fact, Frat boys. : Jackals always seem shifty to me. I can see them off in a corner, Jackals : only, playing poker with cigarettes hanging out of the corner of their : mouths. The only time a non-Jackal would be with them was if they wanted : to cheat a N00b out of his hard won. They are the kind of guys that would : get you drunk, take you to get you laid but there is somebody waiting : behind the door with a gun or a baseball bat. You end up in the middle of : nowhere at 3 in the morning, no money, wondering if you should tell the : police or forget the whole thing. : They're bad boys. Don't forget their trusty bottles of Micky Finn. : The Elites are so macho, I always picture them dressing up like the village : people, hanging out in the Covenant equivalent of the Blue Oyster Bar from : Police Academy. Dressed in black leather, with: jackboots, the little : leather nazi caps, and dog collars. Tom of Finland or Rainer Werner : Fassbinder films spring to mind. They probably hang around arm wrestling : and drinking Banana Daiquiris. : They're so macho. For some reason, this sounds like a bad nightmare from one too many slugs of cheap gin... : I used to think that Hunters would be the door men. But I suppose that job's : taken by the Brutes . Can you see them stuffed into black suits, white : shirts, black ties? You walk up to the door and there is a Brute filling : the doorway, shaved head, eight and a half feet tall, arms crossed. : You'd better behave. Brings up the old joke, "Nice Monkey suit" : The Drones don't know how to party. You find them hanging on the walls. : Watching the dance floor, watching other people have a good time. : Wall flowers. Nah, they are pollenating with the wall flowers.... on second thought, hell no! : Hunters are probably stranger than you think. I can see a jacuzzi with : armour strewn round the edges and hundreds of orange worms in the bubles, : some with cocktail glasses and some with beer. If they invite you in it : would be best to decline. : Thanks but no thanks. If they have tequila it brings up a whole new meaning to 'eat the worm' : I can't see the Prophets clubing. They probably have dinner parties, : soirees, polite gatherings of the higher levels of culture. The Arbiter is : a nice spoken lad, well brought up. I wonder if he ever got an invite? : The upper crust. On the plus side, can you imagine the Grunts crashing that party? : Well thats what I think. Anyone here ever wondered what the Covenant would be : like when they're not glassing planets? What do you think each species : would be like if they let their hair down?

Message Index

Covenant Party Animals	scarab	6/6/06 2:57 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Count Zero	6/6/06 2:59 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	scarab	6/6/06 3:05 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Gryphonosiris	6/6/06 3:59 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	scarab	6/6/06 6:07 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Gryphonosiris	6/7/06 10:07 a.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Dark One	6/6/06 3:59 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Omega	6/6/06 4:25 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Peptuck	6/6/06 4:29 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Hextall27	6/6/06 4:37 p.m.
The Hextall27's would be the party poopers. *NM*	mercury	6/6/06 4:48 p.m.
But Grunts are so irrepressible	scarab	6/6/06 5:28 p.m.
Drones = Bar Flies	Schedonnardus	6/6/06 5:05 p.m.
Engineers do it with precision...	Anton P. Nym (aka Steve)	6/6/06 5:18 p.m.
Re: Engineers do it with precision...	scarab	6/6/06 5:39 p.m.
Re: Engineers do it with precision...	Masta Chef	6/6/06 6:15 p.m.
Re: Engineers do it with precision...	Omega	6/6/06 6:26 p.m.
The bit about the Grunts made me think of this:	7he grunt w/a plasma pistol	6/6/06 8:30 p.m.
Re: The bit about the Grunts made me think of this	Dark One	6/6/06 9:02 p.m.
Re: Covenant Party Animals	Spartan DC-17	6/6/06 9:35 p.m.