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Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.
Posted By: poena.dare #CP#Date: 1/31/03 7:26 p.m.

In Response To: Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know. (Yossarian)

: Just some trivia there for everyone.

I also hear there is a website devoted to the game by some guy in Scottlande or someplace. They say he's really crazy 'cuz his wife went into labor the day the game came out an she wouldn't let him go to the shoppe and buy it so when they got home from th hospital he cut her up and buried her in the yard and then ate his own baby with some chips, oh delicious chips. So they caught him but he managed to get his copy of Marathon and smuggled it into prison with him and the other convicts tried to take it away from him in the shower so he cut them up and ate them to, in fact he went on a rampage and ate all the prison guards with some chips, oh delicious chips. And then he sat down at the warden's desk and played the game straight through only stopping when he had to pee in a potted plant in the corner of the room. After he finished the game he found the prison surrounded by the Army and there was a guy on a bullhorn named Dr. Quartermass who was telling him to put down the fork and come out. But he managed to escape through the sewers and they couldn't catch him but they found his bag of chips, oh delicious chips. They say he's still hiding to this day in the mountains of Scotchland, the Alpes, updating his website every day using a portable microwave dish and a laptop. They also say of your are backpacking in the Alpes that you'd better not carry any chips, oh delicious chips. They say they'll never catch him to because there are laws that protect mountain people and the police are scared to go up there. But he has to come to a city once a month on the seventh day and he breaks into a house that has a computer and he plays Marathon straight through and he eats anyone at home with chips, oh delicious chips. So the police are hoping to catch him when he goes to the city but so far he's eaten over 3,000 people and 2,920 bags of chips, oh delicious chips so it seems like there is no stopping him. You may think I'm making all this up but it's the truth and I know it cause I asked my friend who works and Bungie and he said it's true so it is.

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interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know...half a vid boi 1/31/03 12:51 p.m.
     Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.Tru7h 1/31/03 1:11 p.m.
     Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.Jacke 1/31/03 1:14 p.m.
     they even say it at the end of the frigin manual!! *NM*Tru7h 1/31/03 3:28 p.m.
     [is greatly anticipating Vid Boi's reply] *NM*Callie21V 1/31/03 4:32 p.m.
           Aahh! The pressure on me is too hard! *NM*Vid Boi 2/1/03 8:48 a.m.
     Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.Yossarian 1/31/03 6:15 p.m.
           Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.poena.dare #CP# 1/31/03 7:26 p.m.
                 *giggle* *NM*D-M.A. 1/31/03 11:21 p.m.
                       what a shame...half a vid boi 2/1/03 7:51 p.m.
                 LOLHamish Sinclair 2/1/03 12:31 a.m.
                       arrivalcompiler 2/4/03 11:42 p.m.
                             Re: arrivalD-M.A. 2/5/03 1:39 a.m.
                             Re: arrivalTru7h 2/5/03 1:18 p.m.
                                   Re: arrival (Quote-Unquote Spoiler)DonPistola 2/6/03 3:58 a.m.
                                         Re: arrival (Quote-Unquote Spoiler)Blacksmith 2/8/03 2:58 p.m.
                                         arrival-Latin in advertisingElliott 2/22/03 7:34 a.m.
                                               Re: arrival-Latin in advertisingHamburgerBoy 2/22/03 8:40 a.m.
                                                     Re: arrival-Latin in advertisingBlacksmith 2/22/03 10:37 a.m.
                                                           Terrible TranslationBlacksmith 2/22/03 11:29 a.m.
                                                                 Re: Terrible TranslationElliott 2/22/03 2:40 p.m.
                                                                       Re: Terrible TranslationDonPistola 2/22/03 3:00 p.m.
                                                                             Re: Terrible TranslationYossarian 2/22/03 3:08 p.m.
                                                                                   Re: Terrible TranslationBlacksmith 2/22/03 3:32 p.m.
                 Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.Tru7h 2/2/03 2:37 p.m.
                       Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.poena.dare #CP# 2/2/03 2:48 p.m.
           Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.half a vid boi 2/1/03 8:01 p.m.
                 Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.poena.dare #CP# 2/1/03 11:07 p.m.
                       Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.HamburgerBoy 2/2/03 8:28 a.m.
                             Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.darakat 2/4/03 10:57 a.m.
                                   Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.kiro69 2/5/03 7:03 a.m.
                                         Re: interesting tid-bit , to those who didnt know.HamburgerBoy 2/22/03 5:36 a.m.



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