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The Definitive Answer to this Question
Posted By: Nijhazer <nijhazer@earthlink.net>Date: 11/23/01 2:53 p.m.

In Response To: Halo for Pc discontinued? (G-Man)

We've tried rhetoric, we've tried flat statements, nothing is working so far... so I've written a song that should serve as the definitive answer to this question. It's not written from my perspective.


My name is Matt Soell. I'm a PR machine.
I'm really getting tired of my daily routine.
I work for Bungie Studios, in Damage and Spin,
so I hear the same question again and again:

"Is Halo still coming to the Mac and PC?
My mailman said it wasn't, and he wouldn't lie to me.
I heard it from some guy I met online--
Halo for PC is surely cancelled this time!"

Yes, it's still coming, I always say:

http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=3312
http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive3.pl?read=66919
http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive3.pl?read=61572
http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2869
http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2857
http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2715
http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2414

Why do I bother? No one listens anyway.
"I just got back from EB, they had Halo in stock,
but why does the case say 'Only for Xbox'?
That must mean it's not coming to PC--
I knew it, Mr. Soell; you were lying to me!"

So I talk to Jason Jones, Halo's project lead,
"It's still coming to PC," he promises me.
I report to the fans with the news I've just heard--
It's still coming to PC, I have Jason's word.
We just haven't decided how to handle it yet.
But it's coming to PC, that much is set.

But the question continues; it's a fact of life.
And speaking of which, I'd better find my knife.
Ask this question again and I won't get pissed;
I'll be far too busy slitting my wrists.


-Nij


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Halo for Pc discontinued?G-Man 11/23/01 9:49 a.m.
     I am not even going to answer that, just shame *NM*Me mentioning no names 11/23/01 10:08 a.m.
           Re: I am not even going to answer that, just shameG-Man 11/23/01 10:33 a.m.
     Re: Halo for Pc discontinued?Thorn 11/23/01 10:21 a.m.
           Re: Halo for Pc discontinued?Cunbelin Soffish Loremaster 11/23/01 11:14 a.m.
                 hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langthe destructive altoid 11/23/01 12:12 p.m.
                       Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCannibal Harry (vidboi) 11/23/01 12:24 p.m.
                       Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langflood 11/23/01 12:24 p.m.
                             Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langThorn 11/23/01 12:32 p.m.
                                   You suck anyway, so go away now! *NM*Djof 11/23/01 2:46 p.m.
                                   Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 12:56 a.m.
                                         Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langThorn 11/24/01 4:34 a.m.
                                               Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 8:33 p.m.
                       Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCunbelin Soffish Loremaster 11/23/01 1:16 p.m.
                             Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langWroth 11/23/01 1:42 p.m.
                                   Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCunbelin Soffish Loremaster 11/23/01 2:05 p.m.
                                         Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langThorn 11/23/01 6:07 p.m.
                                               Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langThorn 11/23/01 6:17 p.m.
                             Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langThorn 11/23/01 5:20 p.m.
                                   Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd lang *NM*Andrew Nagy 11/23/01 5:28 p.m.
                                   Spekin englisLouis Wu 11/23/01 7:12 p.m.
                                         Re: Spekin englisThorn 11/23/01 7:17 p.m.
                                               Re: Spekin englisvector40 11/23/01 8:44 p.m.
                                                     Good point.Djof 11/23/01 11:16 p.m.
                                                     Re: Spekin englisThorn 11/24/01 4:04 a.m.
                                                           Re: Spekin englisCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 8:45 p.m.
                                   Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langvector40 11/23/01 8:45 p.m.
                                         Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langLouis Wu 11/23/01 9:29 p.m.
                                               Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langvector40 11/24/01 12:07 a.m.
                                   Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 12:24 a.m.
                                         Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langThorn 11/24/01 4:28 a.m.
                                               Re: hes proably speaking english as a 2nd langCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 8:57 p.m.
           Re: Halo for Pc discontinued?Ferrex (Dead) 11/23/01 3:08 p.m.
                 Re: Halo for Pc discontinued?vector40 11/23/01 3:24 p.m.
                       Re: Halo for Pc discontinued?Frost 11/23/01 4:58 p.m.
     The Definitive Answer to this QuestionNijhazer 11/23/01 2:53 p.m.
           Very cool, but...Louis Wu 11/23/01 2:59 p.m.
                 Re: Very cool, but...vector40 11/23/01 4:15 p.m.
           Re: The Definitive Answer to this Questionvector40 11/23/01 3:00 p.m.
                 Re: The Definitive Answer to this QuestionLouis Wu 11/23/01 3:11 p.m.
           Re: The Definitive Answer to this QuestionThorn 11/23/01 5:45 p.m.
                 ? *NM*Lucid 11/24/01 12:50 a.m.
                       Indeed. *NM*vector40 11/24/01 12:54 a.m.
                             Agreed. *NM*Lucid 11/24/01 1:43 a.m.
                       Re: ?Thorn 11/24/01 4:11 a.m.
                             Re: ?Cunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 8:50 p.m.
                 Re: The Definitive Answer to this QuestionCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 2:38 a.m.
                       Re: The Definitive Answer to this QuestionThorn 11/24/01 4:21 a.m.
                             Re: The Definitive Answer to this QuestionCunbelin The Spoiler 11/24/01 8:58 p.m.
     ::Head explodes:: *NM*Lucid 11/24/01 12:58 a.m.



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