In Response To: The Definitive Answer to this Question (Nijhazer)
: We've tried rhetoric, we've tried flat statements, nothing is working so
: far... so I've written a song that should serve as the definitive answer
: to this question. It's not written from my perspective.
:
: My name is Matt Soell. I'm a PR machine. I'm really getting tired of my
: daily routine. I work for Bungie Studios, in Damage and Spin, so I hear
: the same question again and again: "Is Halo still coming to the Mac
: and PC? My mailman said it wasn't, and he wouldn't lie to me. I heard it
: from some guy I met online-- Halo for PC is surely cancelled this
: time!"
: Yes, it's still coming, I always say:
: http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=3312
: http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=66919
: http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=61572
: http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2869
: http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2857
: http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2715
: http://halo.bungie.org/oldnews.html?item=2414
: Why do I bother? No one listens anyway. "I just got back from EB, they
: had Halo in stock, but why does the case say 'Only for Xbox'? That must
: mean it's not coming to PC-- I knew it, Mr. Soell; you were lying to
: me!"
: So I talk to Jason Jones, Halo's project lead, "It's still coming to
: PC," he promises me. I report to the fans with the news I've just
: heard-- It's still coming to PC, I have Jason's word. We just haven't
: decided how to handle it yet. But it's coming to PC, that much is set.
: But the question continues; it's a fact of life. And speaking of which, I'd
: better find my knife. Ask this question again and I won't get pissed; I'll
: be far too busy slitting my wrists.
:
: -Nij
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Have I told you I loved you recently?
(pss... those two links to forum posts are broken. Fix it, so I can bookmark this :)
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