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Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | |
Posted By: Howie <g4howie@mac.com> | Date: 1/7/03 8:23 p.m. |
In Response To: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks (Red Loser) umm just shut up halo wasn't destroyed by any nucleare device par say, just the reacor core of the PoA dumass get your facts straight
: A Knock-off of 50 Reasons Why LOTR Sucks : 1. The perfect fuel : Ever notice how the Warthog and Scorpion tank never run out of fuel? Don't
: 2. Support for tyranny : The UNSC Marines are portrayed as "good guys," despite the fact
: 3. Profiling I : Captain Jacob Keyes eventually finds himself entrapped inside a giant Flood
: 4. Profiling II : The Covenant races are all stereotyped; for example, the Grunts are always
: 5. Profiling III : UNSC Navy crewmen are all portrayed as " cowardly fools " in an
: 6. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms : A nuclear device is used to destroy Halo and save all life in the galaxy.
: 7. False advertising : An advertisement for a colony ship is found on the level "Pillar of
: 8. Phony Physics I : The UNSC Pillar of Autumn is supposed to have a drive system capable of
: 9. Phony Physics II : The Master Chief is somehow able to lift massive objects such as tanks.
: 10. Phony Physics III : The Master Chief is able to see the outside world through his visor, yet we
: 11. Phony Physics IV : Sir Isaac Newton showed that objects are gravitationally attracted to each
: 12. Phony Physics V : When the Covenant Plasma Pistol is overcharged, it releases a bolt of plasma
: 13. Phony Physics VI : Throughout the game, the Master Chief is able to cross "light
: 14. Phony Physics VII : Often, weapons, corpses, and vehicles disappear for no reason at all. I guess
: 15. Irreverence : When his comrades die, the Master Chief never takes time to bury or cremate
: 16. Don't touch that window! : Neither the Master Chief nor his allies nor his opponents is ever injured by
: 17. An Easier Way : There are undoubtedly female Marines and Naval crew aboard the Pillar of
: 18. Homage or Theft? I : The character of Cortana is similar to the AI named Durandal from the
: 19. Homage or Theft? II : The Flood is based on the voracious corporate conglomerate AOL Time Warner . : 20. Homage or Theft? III : The Elites' plasma sword was stolen from LucasArts' Star Wars Jedi Knight
: 21. Homage or Theft? IV : The doomed character of Captain Jacob Keyes is based on United States 2000
: 22. Homage or Theft? V : The short, scurrying Grunts are based on Utah Jazz point guard John Stockton
: 23. Homage or Theft? VI : 343 Guilty Spark's betrayal of the Master Chief was stolen from Cortana's
: 24. Support of Eastern Religions : Ever notice that if the Master Chief dies, he is able to start over in
: 25. The Grunts are Hindu too : Sometimes when a Grunt finds he has a plasma grenade attached to his body, he
: 26. Rock and Roll All Night? : Often, while the Master Chief is battling Covenant and Flood, ambient music
: 27. Leaving the Body : Whenever the Master Chief enters a vehicle, he is suddenly able to see
: 28. The Cutting Room Floor : This game could have been improved by the inclusion of a Yellow Banshee . : 29. Corporate Evil : I have recently discovered that Bungie Studios is in fact a subsidiary of the
: 30. It's Magic! : Whenever the Master Chief steps on a clear object with a colored sphere
: 31. What's in a Name? I : The Truth and Reconciliation is an obvious racist jibe at "truth and
: 32. What's in a Name? II : The Pillar of Autumn is in fact not a pillar at all but a space-faring
: 33. What's in a Name? III : Halo is in fact not a halo at all but a giant hula hoop . : 34. Shows How Much You Know : They're called aliens , not Covies! : 35. Quelle Coincidence : The Grunts speak perfect English, which is highly unlikely considering the
: 36. Where Did He Go? : When playing with two Master Chiefs in Co-op Mode, I found that one of them
: 37. Not Appropriate for Children : One of the characters in Halo remains unclothed and uncensored throughout
: 38. Funny-looking Beetles, Those... : Seargent Johnson calls the Covenant "bugs," despite the fact that
: 39. Selective Stickiness : The plasma grenade sticks easily to a person when it is thrown at him or her,
: 40. Shameless Promotion I : Whenever the Chief is holding a gun in a cutscene, it is always the Assault
: 41. Shameless Promotion II : Captain Keyes is shown smoking a pipe during the level "Pillar of
: 42. Casting I : Why couldn't the Master Chief have been played by N*Sync pop star Justin
: 43. Casting II : Why couldn't 343 Guilty Spark have been voiced by Gary Coleman ? : 44. Casting III : Why couldn't the nubile Cortana have been played by former US Attorney
: 45. Casting IV : Why couldn't one of the Marines have been voiced by Brian Morden ? : 46. The Man with the Morphing Gun : Start a game in Co-op Mode, and have one player watch the other switch
: 47. Out of Character : The Covenant, which are supposed to be a ruthless league of alien races, also
: 48. Salary Cap : How is the Master Chief meant to be a realistic character? Wouldn't a real
: 49. That's Some Gene Therapy : The AI Cortana modeled her physical appearance after that of the woman she
: 50. Lack of Merchandising : Where's my Grunt plushie, dagnabbit? : : The opinions expressed above are not necessarily those of the author. All is
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50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Red Loser | 1/6/03 2:44 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | c0ld vengeance | 1/6/03 3:00 p.m. |
my biro pens, even *NM* | c0ld vengeance | 1/6/03 3:03 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Sir Jivealot | 1/6/03 3:02 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Red Loser | 1/6/03 3:04 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | guy who doesn't post....too often | 1/6/03 3:02 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 3:03 p.m. |
Uhm...err... | Red Loser | 1/6/03 3:08 p.m. |
Re: Uhm...err... | Hipboyscott | 1/6/03 3:25 p.m. |
Re: Uhm...err... | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 3:27 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | c0ld vengeance | 1/6/03 3:22 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 3:24 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Hipboyscott | 1/6/03 3:27 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 3:28 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Hipboyscott | 1/6/03 3:42 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 3:43 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Hipboyscott | 1/6/03 3:46 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | This Side Up | 1/7/03 3:59 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | kidked | 1/7/03 10:58 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | silvos | 1/9/03 12:11 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | oddworld18 | 1/6/03 3:59 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 4:03 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | oddworld18 | 1/6/03 4:09 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Lion | 1/6/03 4:29 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Ross Mills | 1/6/03 4:31 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Red Loser | 1/6/03 9:22 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Lion | 1/8/03 5:20 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Aida-kun | 1/8/03 1:03 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Dark Teno | 1/6/03 8:38 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Heretic | 1/6/03 10:48 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | OIK-OIK | 1/7/03 2:47 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Pez | 1/7/03 6:09 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | The Grunt | 1/7/03 6:42 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Haili | 1/7/03 8:21 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Warbow | 1/7/03 8:26 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Spartn119 | 1/7/03 3:19 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | kidked | 1/7/03 11:35 p.m. |
really a cyborg?? | Silencer | 1/8/03 10:55 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | h3xEn | 1/7/03 10:35 a.m. |
Hee hee! | Red Loser | 1/7/03 10:47 a.m. |
Re: Hee hee! | Louis Wu | 1/7/03 11:24 a.m. |
Re: Hee hee! | I saw the light...and I shot it! | 1/7/03 5:01 p.m. |
LOL. I expected 50 "It makes me want Halo 2" posts | Barnolde | 1/8/03 2:16 p.m. |
Re: LOL. I expected 50 "It makes me want Halo 2" p | Seawolf | 1/8/03 9:21 p.m. |
stupid dumbass | afreu | 1/7/03 11:54 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Armageddon | 1/7/03 1:55 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Warbow | 1/7/03 2:01 p.m. |
wort! *NM* | •M | 1/7/03 3:08 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Warbow | 1/7/03 3:19 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks, all false | Revenge | 1/7/03 3:10 p.m. |
metallurgy, or more specified: | •M | 1/7/03 3:17 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks, all false | Katana_701 | 1/7/03 4:22 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Revenge | 1/7/03 3:16 p.m. |
50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks...yeah right | Red Loser sucks | 1/7/03 3:16 p.m. |
Its just a joke, like a "ha ha" joke *NM* | doometh | 1/7/03 3:26 p.m. |
Some real thoughts on Halo | Blam | 1/7/03 3:33 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | do | 1/7/03 4:04 p.m. |
Re: *CLICK* *NM* | Warbow | 1/7/03 4:05 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Target4Hire | 1/7/03 4:22 p.m. |
I found a mistake | Joe Moore | 1/7/03 5:17 p.m. |
Re: I found a mistake | sKribbler | 1/7/03 10:46 p.m. |
My Two Cents... | MasterOmok | 1/7/03 6:00 p.m. |
Re: This will only hurt for a second. *CLICK* *NM* | Warbow | 1/7/03 6:02 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Gene Pool Lifeguard | 1/7/03 6:07 p.m. |
Re: Hope, I don't run out of tags *CLICK* *NM* | Warbow | 1/7/03 6:09 p.m. |
Gorgeously Entertaining! Thx! *NM* | SR Omniscient | 1/7/03 7:18 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | KORHAL | 1/7/03 7:36 p.m. |
Re: Hm....this one's already been tagged... *NM* | Postman | 1/7/03 8:16 p.m. |
Re: Hm....this one's already been tagged... | Warbow | 1/7/03 8:21 p.m. |
Re: Sigh..this one has already been tagged *NM* | Warbow | 1/7/03 8:18 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Howie | 1/7/03 8:23 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Second Hand Plasma | 1/7/03 8:25 p.m. |
50 reasons why you suck. | balinx | 1/7/03 8:34 p.m. |
Indeed, you are an idiot.... | Fat Free-XS | 1/7/03 10:00 p.m. |
wow... | Mojo | 1/7/03 10:18 p.m. |
Re: wow... | sKribbler | 1/7/03 10:56 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | conker | 1/7/03 10:21 p.m. |
Two Things... | sKribbler | 1/7/03 10:53 p.m. |
Re: Two Things... | •M | 1/8/03 6:13 a.m. |
Re: Take a look! | Skeletor | 1/8/03 2:44 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Silencer | 1/8/03 11:08 a.m. |
Re: Elusive buggers! | Warbow | 1/9/03 9:11 a.m. |
Re: Elusive buggers! | Louis Wu | 1/9/03 9:18 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Pilottobombadier | 1/9/03 11:26 a.m. |
Re: A Few Reasons Why This Whole Site Is Stupid! | Bob Knows All | 1/9/03 5:42 p.m. |
Re: A Few Reasons Why This Whole Site Is Stupid! | Wado SG | 1/9/03 6:06 p.m. |
Quick, Warbow, get 'im!! *NM* *NM* | Target4Hire | 1/9/03 8:11 p.m. |
Re: A Few Reasons Why This Whole Site Is Stupid! | Grunt§niper | 1/9/03 10:03 p.m. |
I don't like Halo at all. | Red Loser | 1/9/03 10:41 p.m. |
Re: I don't like Halo at all. | Wado SG | 1/10/03 3:07 p.m. |
Re: I don't like Halo at all. | Red Loser | 1/11/03 12:39 a.m. |
Re: I don't like Halo at all. | Wado SG | 1/11/03 2:07 a.m. |
Answer to #10 | POTF | 1/9/03 10:52 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Mass Ssaratu | 1/10/03 1:23 a.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Brett | 1/10/03 7:09 a.m. |
It was humor. Get it? *NM* | g-money | 1/10/03 10:14 a.m. |
Joke? Whats a joke? *NM* | Elan Sleazbagano | 1/10/03 5:34 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Nukem560 | 1/11/03 11:08 p.m. |
Idiot | alloffset | 1/16/03 2:58 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | h4l0m4n | 1/16/03 3:00 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | HUNTR-KILLR | 1/16/03 3:01 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | Djof | 1/16/03 3:06 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | Lennox | 1/16/03 3:19 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | Scalrag | 1/16/03 3:20 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | Red Loser | 1/16/03 3:34 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | Lennox | 1/16/03 3:37 p.m. |
Re: Idiot | Red Loser | 1/16/03 3:54 p.m. |
Re: Troll | Postman | 1/16/03 4:04 p.m. |
Re: Too tired.... | Warbow | 1/16/03 4:09 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Andrew Nagy | 1/17/03 7:27 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Count Zero | 1/17/03 11:13 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | oddworld18 | 1/18/03 3:04 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Hikaru-119 | 1/17/03 7:31 p.m. |
*looks around for warbow* | oddworld18 | 1/17/03 7:37 p.m. |
Re: *looks around for warbow* | Vengeful Sniper | 1/17/03 8:01 p.m. |
*click* *NM* | oddworld18 | 1/17/03 8:03 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Shishka | 1/17/03 8:11 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Millie | 1/17/03 8:27 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | bob dole | 1/17/03 10:54 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | oddworld18 | 1/17/03 11:17 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Red Loser | 1/18/03 12:01 p.m. |
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks | Hikaru-119 | 1/19/03 4:55 p.m. |
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