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Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks
Posted By: Ross Mills <Little_oz_@hotmail.com>	Date: 1/6/03 3:03 p.m.
In Response To: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks (Red Loser) : 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks : A Knock-off of 50 Reasons Why LOTR Sucks : 1. The perfect fuel : Ever notice how the Warthog and Scorpion tank never run out of fuel? Don't : you think that's rather odd? Apparently, Bungie Studios has discovered the : secret to an eternal fuel source and isn't telling us . Have you ever rode one enough? Maybe they do after a year of constant movement : 8. Phony Physics I : The UNSC Pillar of Autumn is supposed to have a drive system capable of : faster-than-light travel. Yet Einsten's theory of relativity proves that : matter cannot travel faster than light . Not in Einsteinian space, but in Shaw-Fujikawa space these things act differently : 9. Phony Physics II : The Master Chief is somehow able to lift massive objects such as tanks. : Apparently, Bungie Studios would have us believe that he is some sort of : superhero or cyborg . He IS a cyborg : 10. Phony Physics III : The Master Chief is able to see the outside world through his visor, yet we : cannot see his face through his visor. What does he have to hide, and, : most importantly, how is this possible? It is possible due to the following a) His suit is filled with pee b) Its that stuff they put on spacesuit visors to stop people going blind when they see the sun : 11. Phony Physics IV : Sir Isaac Newton showed that objects are gravitationally attracted to each : other's centers of mass. The center of mass of Halo is in the center of : the ring, yet the Master Chief is obviously attracted to the ring's : surface when in fact he and the rest of the objects on the ring should : float toward its center . Centripetal force... Nuff said : 13. Phony Physics VI : Throughout the game, the Master Chief is able to cross "light : bridges" to reach his destinations. However, real light does not : support matter in this way--the Chief should fall through these : "bridges" to his death. Theory: A block of photons close packed so as to not allow anything to pass through them, not even matter : 33. What's in a Name? III : Halo is in fact not a halo at all but a giant hula hoop . Actually its God's own personal anti son-of-a-bitch machine : 35. Quelle Coincidence : The Grunts speak perfect English, which is highly unlikely considering the : fact that they are not English at all . Neither are Americans : 37. Not Appropriate for Children : One of the characters in Halo remains unclothed and uncensored throughout : the game. Do we really want to expose our kids to nudity at an early age : and thus lead them into a life of sexual perversion? Couldn't Bungie have : at least put some underwear on 343 Guilty Spark ? And the flood! And the Jackals! And Cortana! And Master Chief under the armour! (the last one IS true) : 42. Casting I : Why couldn't the Master Chief have been played by N*Sync pop star Justin : Timberlake ? Because then he might mistake Cortana for Britney and try to make fun of her... : 47. Out of Character : The Covenant, which are supposed to be a ruthless league of alien races, also : use purple vehicles, despite the fact that purple is for girls . Actually I thought it was for homosexuals... : 49. That's Some Gene Therapy : The AI Cortana modeled her physical appearance after that of the woman she : was based on. Are we supposed to believe that Dr. Halsey constantly walked : around naked, exposing her purple, binary-lined skin to the world? Its based on the person themselves, not on the clothes...

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50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Red Loser	1/6/03 2:44 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	c0ld vengeance	1/6/03 3:00 p.m.
my biro pens, even *NM*	c0ld vengeance	1/6/03 3:03 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Sir Jivealot	1/6/03 3:02 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Red Loser	1/6/03 3:04 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	guy who doesn't post....too often	1/6/03 3:02 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Ross Mills	1/6/03 3:03 p.m.
Uhm...err...	Red Loser	1/6/03 3:08 p.m.
Re: Uhm...err...	Hipboyscott	1/6/03 3:25 p.m.
Re: Uhm...err...	Ross Mills	1/6/03 3:27 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	c0ld vengeance	1/6/03 3:22 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Ross Mills	1/6/03 3:24 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Hipboyscott	1/6/03 3:27 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Ross Mills	1/6/03 3:28 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Hipboyscott	1/6/03 3:42 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Ross Mills	1/6/03 3:43 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Hipboyscott	1/6/03 3:46 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	This Side Up	1/7/03 3:59 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	kidked	1/7/03 10:58 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	silvos	1/9/03 12:11 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	oddworld18	1/6/03 3:59 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Ross Mills	1/6/03 4:03 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	oddworld18	1/6/03 4:09 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Lion	1/6/03 4:29 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Ross Mills	1/6/03 4:31 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Red Loser	1/6/03 9:22 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Lion	1/8/03 5:20 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Aida-kun	1/8/03 1:03 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Dark Teno	1/6/03 8:38 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Heretic	1/6/03 10:48 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	OIK-OIK	1/7/03 2:47 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Pez	1/7/03 6:09 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	The Grunt	1/7/03 6:42 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Haili	1/7/03 8:21 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Warbow	1/7/03 8:26 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Spartn119	1/7/03 3:19 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	kidked	1/7/03 11:35 p.m.
really a cyborg??	Silencer	1/8/03 10:55 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	h3xEn	1/7/03 10:35 a.m.
Hee hee!	Red Loser	1/7/03 10:47 a.m.
Re: Hee hee!	Louis Wu	1/7/03 11:24 a.m.
Re: Hee hee!	I saw the light...and I shot it!	1/7/03 5:01 p.m.
LOL. I expected 50 "It makes me want Halo 2" posts	Barnolde	1/8/03 2:16 p.m.
Re: LOL. I expected 50 "It makes me want Halo 2" p	Seawolf	1/8/03 9:21 p.m.
stupid dumbass	afreu	1/7/03 11:54 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Armageddon	1/7/03 1:55 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Warbow	1/7/03 2:01 p.m.
wort! *NM*	•M	1/7/03 3:08 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Warbow	1/7/03 3:19 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks, all false	Revenge	1/7/03 3:10 p.m.
metallurgy, or more specified:	•M	1/7/03 3:17 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks, all false	Katana_701	1/7/03 4:22 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Revenge	1/7/03 3:16 p.m.
50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks...yeah right	Red Loser sucks	1/7/03 3:16 p.m.
Its just a joke, like a "ha ha" joke *NM*	doometh	1/7/03 3:26 p.m.
Some real thoughts on Halo	Blam	1/7/03 3:33 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	do	1/7/03 4:04 p.m.
Re: *CLICK* *NM*	Warbow	1/7/03 4:05 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Target4Hire	1/7/03 4:22 p.m.
I found a mistake	Joe Moore	1/7/03 5:17 p.m.
Re: I found a mistake	sKribbler	1/7/03 10:46 p.m.
My Two Cents...	MasterOmok	1/7/03 6:00 p.m.
Re: This will only hurt for a second. *CLICK* *NM*	Warbow	1/7/03 6:02 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Gene Pool Lifeguard	1/7/03 6:07 p.m.
Re: Hope, I don't run out of tags *CLICK* *NM*	Warbow	1/7/03 6:09 p.m.
Gorgeously Entertaining! Thx! *NM*	SR Omniscient	1/7/03 7:18 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	KORHAL	1/7/03 7:36 p.m.
Re: Hm....this one's already been tagged... *NM*	Postman	1/7/03 8:16 p.m.
Re: Hm....this one's already been tagged...	Warbow	1/7/03 8:21 p.m.
Re: Sigh..this one has already been tagged *NM*	Warbow	1/7/03 8:18 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Howie	1/7/03 8:23 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Second Hand Plasma	1/7/03 8:25 p.m.
50 reasons why you suck.	balinx	1/7/03 8:34 p.m.
Indeed, you are an idiot....	Fat Free-XS	1/7/03 10:00 p.m.
wow...	Mojo	1/7/03 10:18 p.m.
Re: wow...	sKribbler	1/7/03 10:56 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	conker	1/7/03 10:21 p.m.
Two Things...	sKribbler	1/7/03 10:53 p.m.
Re: Two Things...	•M	1/8/03 6:13 a.m.
Re: Take a look!	Skeletor	1/8/03 2:44 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Silencer	1/8/03 11:08 a.m.
Re: Elusive buggers!	Warbow	1/9/03 9:11 a.m.
Re: Elusive buggers!	Louis Wu	1/9/03 9:18 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Pilottobombadier	1/9/03 11:26 a.m.
Re: A Few Reasons Why This Whole Site Is Stupid!	Bob Knows All	1/9/03 5:42 p.m.
Re: A Few Reasons Why This Whole Site Is Stupid!	Wado SG	1/9/03 6:06 p.m.
Quick, Warbow, get 'im!! *NM* *NM*	Target4Hire	1/9/03 8:11 p.m.
Re: A Few Reasons Why This Whole Site Is Stupid!	Grunt§niper	1/9/03 10:03 p.m.
I don't like Halo at all.	Red Loser	1/9/03 10:41 p.m.
Re: I don't like Halo at all.	Wado SG	1/10/03 3:07 p.m.
Re: I don't like Halo at all.	Red Loser	1/11/03 12:39 a.m.
Re: I don't like Halo at all.	Wado SG	1/11/03 2:07 a.m.
Answer to #10	POTF	1/9/03 10:52 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Mass Ssaratu	1/10/03 1:23 a.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Brett	1/10/03 7:09 a.m.
It was humor. Get it? *NM*	g-money	1/10/03 10:14 a.m.
Joke? Whats a joke? *NM*	Elan Sleazbagano	1/10/03 5:34 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Nukem560	1/11/03 11:08 p.m.
Idiot	alloffset	1/16/03 2:58 p.m.
Re: Idiot	h4l0m4n	1/16/03 3:00 p.m.
Re: Idiot	HUNTR-KILLR	1/16/03 3:01 p.m.
Re: Idiot	Djof	1/16/03 3:06 p.m.
Re: Idiot	Lennox	1/16/03 3:19 p.m.
Re: Idiot	Scalrag	1/16/03 3:20 p.m.
Re: Idiot	Red Loser	1/16/03 3:34 p.m.
Re: Idiot	Lennox	1/16/03 3:37 p.m.
Re: Idiot	Red Loser	1/16/03 3:54 p.m.
Re: Troll	Postman	1/16/03 4:04 p.m.
Re: Too tired....	Warbow	1/16/03 4:09 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Andrew Nagy	1/17/03 7:27 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Count Zero	1/17/03 11:13 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	oddworld18	1/18/03 3:04 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Hikaru-119	1/17/03 7:31 p.m.
*looks around for warbow*	oddworld18	1/17/03 7:37 p.m.
Re: *looks around for warbow*	Vengeful Sniper	1/17/03 8:01 p.m.
*click* *NM*	oddworld18	1/17/03 8:03 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Shishka	1/17/03 8:11 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Millie	1/17/03 8:27 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	bob dole	1/17/03 10:54 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	oddworld18	1/17/03 11:17 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Red Loser	1/18/03 12:01 p.m.
Re: 50 Reasons Why Halo Sucks	Hikaru-119	1/19/03 4:55 p.m.