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| HUGE Codpieces...Wow. Kill me now. | |
| Posted By: RVideo <racer4770@aim.com> | Date: 12/28/06 6:43 p.m. |
In Response To: 'Exposing 'Et Tu Brute'' at gamevideos.com (jester_343) : Here is the link : http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/8195 Thanks for th link..Nothing personal but wow...It was about the gayest (literally) Halo analysis video I have ever seen. Im not homophobic or anything, but wow...Im serious here.. Excerpts from the video
[blather]
(A) Please stop using the Media Remote for pause and playback, or at the very least, find a way to remove the pause/play buttons onscreen..Hey it's fine if you're Wayne and Garth in the basement, but ...you know..this is like..what you do, right? Fuh Reyull? Very cheesy and lame. (B) Stop trying to use the word 'geometry' to sound cool. It doesnt work anymore. At least make an effort to sound uberish by using alternatives like "LRP's" (Low Res Polys), "LVCs" (low vertex count), or simply "Polys".
(C) Bungie is interviewed by many media outlets. Using the 'we actually TALKED to Marty' angle to lend credulity to a lame analysis doesnt work any more. Im sure that Marty and the Bungie team are cool to meet and talk to in RL and all that, but try not to hold it over the viewer's head like a hammer. (In other words, name dropping in a video w/o any reason to do so=untelame). Bungie employees are game makers. They are dudes (and dudettes) like anybody else.. They are not the Great (poof) OZ. (D) Mentioning Huge Codpieces multiple times in a video may not be the best choice of dialogue. The Codpieces, they do nothing.
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