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How "CTD" was made.....
Posted By: Chester The Destroyer <Lofo87@hotmail.com>	Date: 11/30/03 11:50 a.m.
In Response To: What does your name mean? *OT* (Gunnery Sergeant) : But especially some of you newer people... What does your s/n mean??? Well Gunny, I'm so glad you asked!! Man has pondered since the dawn of time what the most threatning words uttered would be, And I have concluded these three are the worst: Triple Momento Cake. But that ain't my name. I'm an under acheiver, so I settled with "Chester The Destoryer." Me likes it, And you will too. OR ELSE. But You all know what my name is, but you don't know why my name is what it is. Unless your a stalker. You might not be, and probably aren't if you ever saw me. So for the rest of you, I will attempt to show you the awesome meaning of "Chester The Destroyer." I. DEFINITION. Chester: Not my name, but it means Nervous, mousey fellow who is a guy you'd never suspect to do anything, then BAM!!! He shoots up the entire villige. The: Article, adjative. Destroyer: Breaks stuff. Could be people, cats, or corn. I like corn. II. THE CREATION. Well, it was formed when one of my friends, (Yes, I do have friends) Jon, was pulled in a prank war this past summer at bible camp. I was in a room with him, And this cabin of seventh graders had trashed his things. He needed a prank that would be close to the wrath of God, so I offered my services. We plotted for a few days and I recurited more people for the strike. We bided, and let them pull a few on us, minor stuff, shaveing cream and whatnot. Finally, on the last night of camp at about three AM, I picked the lock to their cabin, and I stole are their clothes buried them. We then took paintball guns, and shot each one of them in the mouth. They tried to scream, but we figured that would wake the counslers, so we just slit their throats. After they stopped convulsing, they seemed to calm them down a bit, and we didn't hear a peep out of them until breakfast. Actually, we never saw them at breakfast. Funny, I ain't seen 'em since. Ha, guess they learned their lesson. Stupid bleeding seventh graders..... -CTD

True friends....

Message Index

What does your name mean? *OT*	Gunnery Sergeant	11/30/03 6:21 a.m.
To state the obvious...*OT* *IMG*	Mr.Mongoose	11/30/03 6:41 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	vshields ash	11/30/03 8:28 a.m.
Mine means Princess-how true ;) *NM*	Sarah	11/30/03 8:33 a.m.
my name.... hmmm Little Big Man... well	Littlebigman	11/30/03 8:59 a.m.
Re: my name.... hmmm Little Big Man... well	Grey Wolf	11/30/03 3:49 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Pocketlint	11/30/03 9:02 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	bbcbulldogs24	11/30/03 9:14 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Ross Mills [subnova]	11/30/03 9:34 a.m.
Lol	Sarah	11/30/03 10:11 a.m.
Heh.	Rampant Cowboy	11/30/03 11:31 a.m.
Re: Heh.	The MorningStar	11/30/03 1:23 p.m.
Re: Heh.	Ross Mills [subnova]	11/30/03 3:56 p.m.
Re: Heh.	halofan141	11/30/03 10:35 p.m.
Re: Heh.	Shishka	11/30/03 2:47 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT* *long, kinda*	KOPD	11/30/03 12:11 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	KP	11/30/03 9:59 a.m.
I always thought...	Mr.Mongoose	11/30/03 10:05 a.m.
Re: I always thought...	KP	11/30/03 3:44 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Shishka	11/30/03 2:48 p.m.
zing *NM*	The MorningStar	11/30/03 5:49 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	C-B	11/30/03 10:10 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	nof	11/30/03 10:11 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Systems	11/30/03 11:18 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	NthDegree256	11/30/03 8:12 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Snide	11/30/03 10:23 a.m.
I misspelled capture. *NM*	rapture	11/30/03 11:01 a.m.
How "CTD" was made.....	Chester The Destroyer	11/30/03 11:50 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	ONI_operative_343	11/30/03 11:53 a.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	hokeywebb22	11/30/03 1:02 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	ThorsHammer	11/30/03 1:26 p.m.
what means ur name?	Max Power (aka- dewbe)	11/30/03 2:02 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Djof	11/30/03 4:37 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Infininja	11/30/03 3:12 p.m.
Re: What does your name mean? *OT*	Jabba	11/30/03 7:50 p.m.
Heheheh.	NthDegree256	11/30/03 8:10 p.m.
Thats a Toughy *NM*	halofan141	11/30/03 10:31 p.m.