Re: Door Technology
Posted By: Hamish SinclairDate: 7/27/01 11:21 a.m.

In Response To: Door Technology (William Spencer)

: Jim: "Why the dirty little!!....He's a Klingon agent..."
: Uhura: "Very observant of you Kirk...."
: Jim: "What are you after ...you..fiend!"
: Uhura: "For many years the Klingons have been trying to capture a
: Federation

: Starship...and at last we have succeeded..."
: Spock: "...The Federation's greatest technical secrets are incorporated

: into its starships.....they'll find out the secret of the warp drive

: system.......how our weapons work....how our transporters work..."
: Uhura: "Bugger all that.....we want to find out how to make our doors

: go 'Sheesh'"
: Jim: "How do you know OUR doors go ...'Sheesh'?"
: Uhura: "It's no use pretending Kirk, we have evidence...It took us many
: years

: to find out, but our greatest scientists

: built a new sensor device that could be used to detect the door

: noises on nearby starships..."
: Spock: (whispering to jim) "..very ingenious....but also extremely
: pointless..

: ...Typical of the Klingons really....they've a lot to learn...

: ..and it has a lot to do with why we got our own TV series and they

: didn't..."

: From Episode 6 of VAX Trek, a very funny Star Trek, um, parody (sort of) by
: David J.Young (was "cnbr10@vaxa.strath.ac.uk", don't know if it
: still is). I found the parody many years back off an old Nautilus CD; the
: file was a little bit older, dated 1990. You can still find it on the web,
: somewhere - I don't have the address.

Heh... probably worth a search. Thanks.


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