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Re: talking to short people
Posted By: DocumentDate: 3/27/20 6:43 a.m.

In Response To: Re: quarantine doodle ideas (Bob-B-Q)

A Spartan-II and a Mjolnir Mark IV were walking and talking. They came across a low ledge.

The Spartan said, "Why don't you hop up there, and we can be at eye level?"

The Mjolnir said, "I can't jump."

The Spartan said, "What do you need to do when you need to get up somewhere, then?"

The Mjolnir said, "Usually there are stairs. Sometimes I use grenades, but right now I'm out."

The Spartan said, "Wait, grenades? Do you use an overshield or something?"

The Mjolnir said, "Nope. My regular shield can take them."

The Spartan said, "All right. Stand there and I'll launch you up."

The Mjolnir said. "Thanks. Wait, why are you standing so far ba-"

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                 Re: quarantine doodle ideasGodot 3/26/20 12:04 a.m.
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           Re: Quarantine doodles are done!Godot 4/8/20 5:54 a.m.
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           Re: Quarantine doodles are done!Lion O Cyborg 4/8/20 9:57 a.m.
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           Re: Quarantine doodles are done!Forrest of B.org 4/8/20 12:52 p.m.
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           Re: Quarantine doodles are done!Aaron Freed 4/8/20 7:05 p.m.
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