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Re: a nice little one-act play.
Posted By: the Battle CatDate: 2/24/04 6:14 a.m.

In Response To: a nice little one-act play. (Little Kago)

: I'd like to blatantly rip off a quote on bash.org to express how well my
: dealings have gone with my latest futile attempt to get A1 working, this
: time with M1A1. Much foul language ensues.

: I will perform a one-act play I call "Aleph One Screwed Me Like a
: Bitch".

: A1: Download me! I'm ever so sexy with M1A1 and the revival textures!
: KAGO: Ok. Come to my computer and we'll play among the stars.
: A1: Tee hee! I love you Kago!
: KAGO: I love you too, A1.
: KAGO: There, you're all installed. How do you feel?
: A1: LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
: * A1 twists its head around and around and vomits ghastly horrible colors all
: over the monitor and changes resolution so that Kago can't actually change
: anything because he either can't see anything or is simply unable to click
: on anything
: MONITOR: Mein leben!
: * Monitor still coughs up ghastly horrible colors even after quit and reboot
: A1: Blaaah! Blaaaugh! Your mother sucks cocks in hell! Graaagh!
: * Kago fights off A1 and kills it, fixes monitor, digs up old CD-R and tries
: Older Version of A1
: OLDER VERSION OF A1: Hi Kago! Let's pla...
: * A1 somehow reaches out from its grave and kills Older Version of A1
: OLDER VERSION OF A1: ...YYAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEERRRGHHHHhhuuhhhhh
: * Kago grinds his teeth into a fine powder, kills all (M1)A1 stuff and
: resolves to never ever bother again

: THE END.

This was hysterical! Follow Steve Levinson's advice, destroy your pref's file and the pref's they rode into town on. Anymore, if you load A1 of any flavor onto your computer the first thing to do is to do a search for all A1 prefs on all your hard disks and put them to the torch. I've had M1A1 (et al) reading long forgotten A1 prefs in places it had no business looking. When it finds an old prefs file it will happily screw itself to death with it. Also, this is probably not all that far fetched ... if you had A1 on a disk that hard crashed and was subsequently removed, find the damn disk even if you have to back hoe the county landfill, then drive a wooden stake though it's evil black heart.

Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat

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Replies:

a nice little one-act play.Little Kago 2/23/04 7:33 p.m.
     Re: a nice little one-act play.Steve Levinson 2/24/04 4:43 a.m.
           Re: a nice little one-act play.Little Kago 2/24/04 8:49 a.m.
     Re: a nice little one-act play.the Battle Cat 2/24/04 6:14 a.m.
           Re: a nice little one-act play.Tycho 2/24/04 10:55 a.m.
                 Re: a nice little one-act play.Andrew Nagy 2/27/04 9:21 a.m.

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