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a nice little one-act play.
Posted By: Little KagoDate: 2/23/04 7:33 p.m.

I'd like to blatantly rip off a quote on bash.org to express how well my dealings have gone with my latest futile attempt to get A1 working, this time with M1A1. Much foul language ensues.

I will perform a one-act play I call "Aleph One Screwed Me Like a Bitch".

A1: Download me! I'm ever so sexy with M1A1 and the revival textures!
KAGO: Ok. Come to my computer and we'll play among the stars.
A1: Tee hee! I love you Kago!
KAGO: I love you too, A1.
::: later :::
KAGO: There, you're all installed. How do you feel?
A1: LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
* A1 twists its head around and around and vomits ghastly horrible colors all over the monitor and changes resolution so that Kago can't actually change anything because he either can't see anything or is simply unable to click on anything
MONITOR: Mein leben!
* Monitor still coughs up ghastly horrible colors even after quit and reboot
A1: Blaaah! Blaaaugh! Your mother sucks cocks in hell! Graaagh!
* Kago fights off A1 and kills it, fixes monitor, digs up old CD-R and tries Older Version of A1
OLDER VERSION OF A1: Hi Kago! Let's pla...
* A1 somehow reaches out from its grave and kills Older Version of A1
OLDER VERSION OF A1: ...YYAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEERRRGHHHHhhuuhhhhh
* Kago grinds his teeth into a fine powder, kills all (M1)A1 stuff and resolves to never ever bother again

THE END.

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a nice little one-act play.Little Kago 2/23/04 7:33 p.m.
     Re: a nice little one-act play.Steve Levinson 2/24/04 4:43 a.m.
           Re: a nice little one-act play.Little Kago 2/24/04 8:49 a.m.
     Re: a nice little one-act play.the Battle Cat 2/24/04 6:14 a.m.
           Re: a nice little one-act play.Tycho 2/24/04 10:55 a.m.
                 Re: a nice little one-act play.Andrew Nagy 2/27/04 9:21 a.m.

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