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Re: bwhahahaha
Posted By: the Battle CatDate: 1/19/04 7:55 a.m.

In Response To: Re: bwhahahaha (Adam Ashwell)

: The Hoodie; it was created by the Dark Lord Ernie in the fires of Mount
: Vevusivus, at the heart of the dark land of Canada. He used the powers of
: the Hoodie to, one by one, conquer the Marathon.Bungie.Org sites. But
: there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Bungie Staff Members and
: Marathon Fanatics forged an alliance against Ernie, and on the slopes of
: Mount Vevusivus they fought for the freedom of Marathon.Bungie.Org.
: Victory was close at hand. But there are few who can stand against the
: Dark Lord Ernie. FrigidMan was struck down by Ernie. It was then that
: Goran took up his...um....non-relation's copy of Forge. Ernie broke the
: copy of Forge, but with the broken copy Goran took a might swing at Ernie
: and mapmade the Hoodie from Ernie's torso. Without the Hoodie, Ernie lost
: the power which he had depended upon, and he was defeated. The Last
: Alliance had won. Jason Jones, leader of the Bungie Staff Members, took
: Goran up into Mount Vevusivus to destroy the Hoodie. But the hearts of
: Marathon Fanatics are easily corrupted. Goran kept the Hoodie. As he and
: his company passed by The Orphanage, they were ambushed by a party of PC
: Users. Goran was killed, and the Hoodie fell into the depths of The
: Orphanage. For many years it waited, and then it was found by the creature
: DcBob. The Hoodie poisoned his mind. He became known as DcGollum, and soon
: afterwards he left his home. He lived deep within the In Progress Scenario
: List, as the Hoodie consumed him. For 500 years it poisoned his mind.
: Until one day it decided to leave him. The Hoodie was found by the most
: unlikely creature imaginable: A Battle Cat, Gary Simmons of the Litterbox.
: Sometime afterwards he returned home to the Litterbox. Until one day, at
: his birthday party, he slipped the Hoodie on and disappeared, and left the
: Litterbox. But he left his home, all his possessions, and most importantly
: the Hoodie, to his heir, Zudo. The wizard Claude Errera, who had been a
: friend of Goran, came to see Zudo, and told him of the nature of the
: Hoodie. Zudo, along with three companions, Adam Ashwell, D-M.A., and Mark
: Levin, left the Litterbox, headed for the Bungie Headquarters, the home of
: the Bungie Staff Members. Stay tuned for the next installment of...THE
: LORD OF THE HOODIES.

Hey! This makes me the Bilbo Cat! I said "Bilbo" not "dildo" so don't go there. Yes, I knew what you were thinking. And I heard THAT just now too!

Looks like my part is over in this saga. I'd like to do a cameo later as an Ork or a head that rolls on the ground.

Gary Simmons
the Bilbo cat

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Something I found (pics)Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:31 a.m.
     Re: Something I found (pics) *NM*Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:32 a.m.
           Re: Something I found (pics) *NM*Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:35 a.m.
                 Re: Something I found (pics) *NM*Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:35 a.m.
                       Re: Something I found (pics)Johannes Gunnar 1/9/04 9:53 a.m.
                             Re: Something I found (pics)Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 10:01 a.m.
                                   Re: Something I found (pics)Johannes Gunnar 1/9/04 11:41 a.m.
                                         Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/9/04 4:15 p.m.
                                               Re: Something I found (pics)Yossarian 1/9/04 7:19 p.m.
                                               Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/10/04 8:57 a.m.
                                                     Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/10/04 9:10 a.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)D-M.A. 1/10/04 12:03 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/10/04 12:12 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/11/04 7:41 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Something I found (pics)Johannes Gunnar 1/11/04 8:27 a.m.
                                                                             Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/12/04 6:34 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/11/04 8:28 a.m.
                                                                             Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/12/04 6:39 a.m.
                                                                                   Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/12/04 10:26 a.m.
                                                                                         Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/13/04 5:48 a.m.
                                                                                               Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/13/04 11:57 a.m.
                                                                                   Re: Something I found (pics)Balzac 1/13/04 11:24 a.m.
                                                     Re: Something I found (pics)Gholsbane 1/14/04 10:25 p.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)D-M.A. 1/14/04 11:16 p.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/15/04 7:02 a.m.
                                                                 L.O.L.! *NM*D-M.A. 1/15/04 7:05 a.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)Gholsbane 1/15/04 10:26 a.m.
                                                           The Fell-Good MS Paint-ing of teh year!!1 *NM*Yossarian 1/15/04 1:10 p.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/16/04 8:37 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/17/04 7:41 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/17/04 9:36 a.m.
                                                                             One hoodie to rule them all...ukimalefu 1/17/04 4:48 p.m.
                                                                                   Re: One hoodie to rule them all...Adam Ashwell 1/17/04 5:49 p.m.
                                                                                         bwhahahaha *NM*Johannes Gunnar 1/18/04 6:37 a.m.
                                                                                               Re: bwhahahahathe Battle Cat 1/18/04 7:54 a.m.
                                                                                                     Re: bwhahahahaAdam Ashwell 1/18/04 8:39 a.m.
                                                                                                           My precious! *NM*Johannes Gunnar 1/18/04 11:19 a.m.
                                                                                                                 Heros, or Hoodies in this case, WILL return!Ernie 1/21/04 3:57 p.m.
                                                                                                                       Re: Heros, or Hoodies in this case, WILL return!A Chinese Austin Powers 1/21/04 10:40 p.m.
                                                                                                                             Re: Heros, or Hoodies in this case, WILL return!the Battle Cat 1/22/04 7:26 a.m.
                                                                                                           Re: bwhahahahaAdam Ashwell 1/19/04 3:26 a.m.
                                                                                                           Re: bwhahahahathe Battle Cat 1/19/04 7:55 a.m.
     You can view the pics here:Steve Levinson 1/9/04 10:27 a.m.
           Nice shirts! *NM*D-M.A. 1/9/04 10:57 a.m.
           Re: You can view the pics here:Yossarian 1/9/04 7:22 p.m.
           Geocities fix.Todd 1/9/04 11:42 p.m.

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