: The Hoodie; it was created by the Dark Lord Ernie in the fires of Mount
: Vevusivus, at the heart of the dark land of Canada. He used the powers of
: the Hoodie to, one by one, conquer the Marathon.Bungie.Org sites. But
: there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Bungie Staff Members and
: Marathon Fanatics forged an alliance against Ernie, and on the slopes of
: Mount Vevusivus they fought for the freedom of Marathon.Bungie.Org.
: Victory was close at hand. But there are few who can stand against the
: Dark Lord Ernie. FrigidMan was struck down by Ernie. It was then that
: Goran took up his...um....non-relation's copy of Forge. Ernie broke the
: copy of Forge, but with the broken copy Goran took a might swing at Ernie
: and mapmade the Hoodie from Ernie's torso. Without the Hoodie, Ernie lost
: the power which he had depended upon, and he was defeated. The Last
: Alliance had won. Jason Jones, leader of the Bungie Staff Members, took
: Goran up into Mount Vevusivus to destroy the Hoodie. But the hearts of
: Marathon Fanatics are easily corrupted. Goran kept the Hoodie. As he and
: his company passed by The Orphanage, they were ambushed by a party of PC
: Users. Goran was killed, and the Hoodie fell into the depths of The
: Orphanage. For many years it waited, and then it was found by the creature
: DcBob. The Hoodie poisoned his mind. He became known as DcGollum, and soon
: afterwards he left his home. He lived deep within the In Progress Scenario
: List, as the Hoodie consumed him. For 500 years it poisoned his mind.
: Until one day it decided to leave him. The Hoodie was found by the most
: unlikely creature imaginable: A Battle Cat, Gary Simmons of the Litterbox.
: Sometime afterwards he returned home to the Litterbox. Until one day, at
: his birthday party, he slipped the Hoodie on and disappeared, and left the
: Litterbox. But he left his home, all his possessions, and most importantly
: the Hoodie, to his heir, Zudo. The wizard Claude Errera, who had been a
: friend of Goran, came to see Zudo, and told him of the nature of the
: Hoodie. Zudo, along with three companions, Adam Ashwell, D-M.A., and Mark
: Levin, left the Litterbox, headed for the Bungie Headquarters, the home of
: the Bungie Staff Members. Stay tuned for the next installment of...THE
: LORD OF THE HOODIES.
Hey! This makes me the Bilbo Cat! I said "Bilbo" not "dildo" so don't go there. Yes, I knew what you were thinking. And I heard THAT just now too!
Looks like my part is over in this saga. I'd like to do a cameo later as an Ork or a head that rolls on the ground.
Gary Simmons
the Bilbo cat
