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Re: bwhahahaha
Posted By: Adam AshwellDate: 1/18/04 8:39 a.m.

In Response To: Re: bwhahahaha (the Battle Cat)

The Hoodie; it was created by the Dark Lord Ernie in the fires of Mount Vevusivus, at the heart of the dark land of Canada. He used the powers of the Hoodie to, one by one, conquer the Marathon.Bungie.Org sites. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Bungie Staff Members and Marathon Fanatics forged an alliance against Ernie, and on the slopes of Mount Vevusivus they fought for the freedom of Marathon.Bungie.Org. Victory was close at hand. But there are few who can stand against the Dark Lord Ernie. FrigidMan was struck down by Ernie. It was then that Goran took up his...um....non-relation's copy of Forge. Ernie broke the copy of Forge, but with the broken copy Goran took a might swing at Ernie and mapmade the Hoodie from Ernie's torso. Without the Hoodie, Ernie lost the power which he had depended upon, and he was defeated. The Last Alliance had won. Jason Jones, leader of the Bungie Staff Members, took Goran up into Mount Vevusivus to destroy the Hoodie. But the hearts of Marathon Fanatics are easily corrupted. Goran kept the Hoodie. As he and his company passed by The Orphanage, they were ambushed by a party of PC Users. Goran was killed, and the Hoodie fell into the depths of The Orphanage. For many years it waited, and then it was found by the creature DcBob. The Hoodie poisoned his mind. He became known as DcGollum, and soon afterwards he left his home. He lived deep within the In Progress Scenario List, as the Hoodie consumed him. For 500 years it poisoned his mind. Until one day it decided to leave him. The Hoodie was found by the most unlikely creature imaginable: A Battle Cat, Gary Simmons of the Litterbox. Sometime afterwards he returned home to the Litterbox. Until one day, at his birthday party, he slipped the Hoodie on and disappeared, and left the Litterbox. But he left his home, all his possessions, and most importantly the Hoodie, to his heir, Zudo. The wizard Claude Errera, who had been a friend of Goran, came to see Zudo, and told him of the nature of the Hoodie. Zudo, along with three companions, Adam Ashwell, D-M.A., and Mark Levin, left the Litterbox, headed for the Bungie Headquarters, the home of the Bungie Staff Members. Stay tuned for the next installment of...THE LORD OF THE HOODIES.

: Make sure DcGollum is wearing the Hoodie when we throw it into the lava. Just
: to be safe, we will probably want to fusion pistol his shields and health
: down so he can't swim out. Everybody knows you can swim out of lava even
: with a pluton up your butt, 2,000 degree pants, and cinder-cone man
: boobies.

: Gary Simmons
: the Battle Cat

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Something I found (pics)Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:31 a.m.
     Re: Something I found (pics) *NM*Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:32 a.m.
           Re: Something I found (pics) *NM*Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:35 a.m.
                 Re: Something I found (pics) *NM*Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 9:35 a.m.
                       Re: Something I found (pics)Johannes Gunnar 1/9/04 9:53 a.m.
                             Re: Something I found (pics)Facultas Tempestas 1/9/04 10:01 a.m.
                                   Re: Something I found (pics)Johannes Gunnar 1/9/04 11:41 a.m.
                                         Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/9/04 4:15 p.m.
                                               Re: Something I found (pics)Yossarian 1/9/04 7:19 p.m.
                                               Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/10/04 8:57 a.m.
                                                     Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/10/04 9:10 a.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)D-M.A. 1/10/04 12:03 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/10/04 12:12 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/11/04 7:41 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Something I found (pics)Johannes Gunnar 1/11/04 8:27 a.m.
                                                                             Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/12/04 6:34 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/11/04 8:28 a.m.
                                                                             Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/12/04 6:39 a.m.
                                                                                   Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/12/04 10:26 a.m.
                                                                                         Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/13/04 5:48 a.m.
                                                                                               Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/13/04 11:57 a.m.
                                                                                   Re: Something I found (pics)Balzac 1/13/04 11:24 a.m.
                                                     Re: Something I found (pics)Gholsbane 1/14/04 10:25 p.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)D-M.A. 1/14/04 11:16 p.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/15/04 7:02 a.m.
                                                                 L.O.L.! *NM*D-M.A. 1/15/04 7:05 a.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)Gholsbane 1/15/04 10:26 a.m.
                                                           The Fell-Good MS Paint-ing of teh year!!1 *NM*Yossarian 1/15/04 1:10 p.m.
                                                           Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/16/04 8:37 p.m.
                                                                 Re: Something I found (pics)the Battle Cat 1/17/04 7:41 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Something I found (pics)Adam Ashwell 1/17/04 9:36 a.m.
                                                                             One hoodie to rule them all...ukimalefu 1/17/04 4:48 p.m.
                                                                                   Re: One hoodie to rule them all...Adam Ashwell 1/17/04 5:49 p.m.
                                                                                         bwhahahaha *NM*Johannes Gunnar 1/18/04 6:37 a.m.
                                                                                               Re: bwhahahahathe Battle Cat 1/18/04 7:54 a.m.
                                                                                                     Re: bwhahahahaAdam Ashwell 1/18/04 8:39 a.m.
                                                                                                           My precious! *NM*Johannes Gunnar 1/18/04 11:19 a.m.
                                                                                                                 Heros, or Hoodies in this case, WILL return!Ernie 1/21/04 3:57 p.m.
                                                                                                                       Re: Heros, or Hoodies in this case, WILL return!A Chinese Austin Powers 1/21/04 10:40 p.m.
                                                                                                                             Re: Heros, or Hoodies in this case, WILL return!the Battle Cat 1/22/04 7:26 a.m.
                                                                                                           Re: bwhahahahaAdam Ashwell 1/19/04 3:26 a.m.
                                                                                                           Re: bwhahahahathe Battle Cat 1/19/04 7:55 a.m.
     You can view the pics here:Steve Levinson 1/9/04 10:27 a.m.
           Nice shirts! *NM*D-M.A. 1/9/04 10:57 a.m.
           Re: You can view the pics here:Yossarian 1/9/04 7:22 p.m.
           Geocities fix.Todd 1/9/04 11:42 p.m.

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