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Re: Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7h
Posted By: Argos	Date: 12/6/02 10:59 p.m.
In Response To: Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7h (The Cosmic Muffet) : Bonus points if you can figure out what movie these things are vaguely : related to : 1) Gouge out your eyes : 2) disembowel your neighbor : 3) take control of the ship : 4) possess the mind of a crew member and make him walk out of an airlock : unprotected : 5) Impose terrible visions on the psyche of all crew members : 6) Drive said crew members to acts of wanton carnality and vivisection. : 7) Make your bridge a carnival of horror : 8) Invite damnation : 9) Record warnings of horrifying content in latin : 10) Park the ship in orbit around Neptune : 11) Open a door to a dimension of dark things where reality is hell and : dreams are nightmares : 12) make tea : 13) Offer said tea to someone and transmute it to blood as they sip it. : 14) Release the darkest emotions of mankind in an ephemeral form which stalks : the ship and pounds on bulkheads and doors: terrifying the surviving crew : 15) Begin hunting said crew down with a Rivet-gun, and leaving them as : partially alive as possible to emphasize the demonic nature of the ship : with their death screams. : 16) Taste chaos : 17) Eat all you've killed so far. : 18) Fill the engine room with blood--couldn't hurt, right? : 19) Perish mysteriously, leaving the drifting hulk which contained the : horrifying events a scant hundreds of miles from the whorling surface of : the second coldest planet in our system. : 20) Possess the ship with your spirit : 21) Harass salvage team sent years later to discover the 'tru7h' : 22) Try to explain through the machinations of one disturbed scientist that : the 'tru7h' isn't here, it's coming soon. : 23) Throw a guy out an airlock again--that's always fun : 24) Possess self-involved scientist and begin repeating horrible events which : took place years ago. : 25) Guide ship into the universe where the tru7h awaits, after you've killed : all but one of the salvage team members. Event Horizion

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Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!!!!!!	Lion	12/6/02 9:22 p.m.
Re: Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!!	Lion	12/6/02 9:24 p.m.
Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7h	The Cosmic Muffet	12/6/02 10:53 p.m.
Re: Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7h	Argos	12/6/02 10:59 p.m.
here	¤¦FLAWED¦¤	12/6/02 11:05 p.m.
Re: here	Lion	12/6/02 11:07 p.m.
You forgot #26	silvos	12/6/02 11:18 p.m.
Re: You forgot #26	Lion	12/7/02 11:08 a.m.
>:-{) *NM*	Red Loser	12/8/02 2:03 p.m.
...I actually did #8.	ThePerfectCore	12/6/02 11:47 p.m.
I just need firecrackers....	Matt(Uh...#5?)	12/7/02 12:12 a.m.
Do people actually think theres a yellow banshee?	OpEn FiRe	12/22/02 3:45 p.m.
Re: Do people actually think theres a yellow bansh	*Ar-Isildur of *WP*	12/22/02 4:30 p.m.
Re: Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!!	austintrack	1/2/03 2:45 p.m.