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Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7h
Posted By: The Cosmic MuffetDate: 12/6/02 10:53 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!! (Lion)

Bonus points if you can figure out what movie these things are vaguely related to

1) Gouge out your eyes
2) disembowel your neighbor
3) take control of the ship
4) possess the mind of a crew member and make him walk out of an airlock unprotected
5) Impose terrible visions on the psyche of all crew members
6) Drive said crew members to acts of wanton carnality and vivisection.
7) Make your bridge a carnival of horror
8) Invite damnation
9) Record warnings of horrifying content in latin
10) Park the ship in orbit around Neptune
11) Open a door to a dimension of dark things where reality is hell and dreams are nightmares
12) make tea
13) Offer said tea to someone and transmute it to blood as they sip it.
14) Release the darkest emotions of mankind in an ephemeral form which stalks the ship and pounds on bulkheads and doors: terrifying the surviving crew
15) Begin hunting said crew down with a Rivet-gun, and leaving them as partially alive as possible to emphasize the demonic nature of the ship with their death screams.
16) Taste chaos
17) Eat all you've killed so far.
18) Fill the engine room with blood--couldn't hurt, right?
19) Perish mysteriously, leaving the drifting hulk which contained the horrifying events a scant hundreds of miles from the whorling surface of the second coldest planet in our system.
20) Possess the ship with your spirit
21) Harass salvage team sent years later to discover the 'tru7h'
22) Try to explain through the machinations of one disturbed scientist that the 'tru7h' isn't here, it's coming soon.
23) Throw a guy out an airlock again--that's always fun
24) Possess self-involved scientist and begin repeating horrible events which took place years ago.
25) Guide ship into the universe where the tru7h awaits, after you've killed all but one of the salvage team members.

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Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!!!!!!Lion 12/6/02 9:22 p.m.
     Re: Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!!Lion 12/6/02 9:24 p.m.
           Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7hThe Cosmic Muffet 12/6/02 10:53 p.m.
                 Re: Top 25 things to prepare for the tru7hArgos 12/6/02 10:59 p.m.
     here¤¦FLAWED¦¤ 12/6/02 11:05 p.m.
           Re: hereLion 12/6/02 11:07 p.m.
     You forgot #26silvos 12/6/02 11:18 p.m.
           Re: You forgot #26Lion 12/7/02 11:08 a.m.
           >:-{) *NM*Red Loser 12/8/02 2:03 p.m.
     ...I actually did #8.ThePerfectCore 12/6/02 11:47 p.m.
     I just need firecrackers....Matt(Uh...#5?) 12/7/02 12:12 a.m.
           Do people actually think theres a yellow banshee?OpEn FiRe 12/22/02 3:45 p.m.
                 Re: Do people actually think theres a yellow bansh*Ar-Isildur of *WP* 12/22/02 4:30 p.m.
     Re: Top 25 Things To Get You Back Into Halo!!!!!!!austintrack 1/2/03 2:45 p.m.



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