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Why I hate Ducain: A Poem by Chester.
Posted By: Chester the Destroyer <lofo87@gmail.com>Date: 9/8/04 4:13 p.m.

In Response To: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid* (Ducain)

"Lookie what I did!"
The trickster does say,
Testing death to grab CP's,
day after day after day.
Showcasing his stuff,
all on his own site,
HIH equals
"OMG i Luv ducain!1!"
Each and every night.
Making Chester eat his words,
and his challenge too,
Ducain keeps rocking,
through and through and through.
But it will all cease,
and all conclude,
When I rape Ducain
"The Duke," in Halo 2.
Try as he might,
he won't survive,
when his hog flies
and hits the fan;
It is then that
I get on XBL,
spawn camp him,
and the postcarnage will show who's the man.

"Chester, stop that! (SMACK) I'm filming my Hog-Zanzibar trick! (SMACK) Dude, it's not funny anymore! (SMACK) Alright, that's it... (KABOOM!)"

Chester's body is found later that day on the top of Lockout.

PS: Nice job. As dizzy said: In. Credible :) ::is being careful what he says beyond that :) ::

Message Index



Replies:

Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*Ducain 9/7/04 8:35 p.m.
     nice *NM*dwchief 9/7/04 8:36 p.m.
     OK:dwchief 9/7/04 8:41 p.m.
     Re: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*D_BRINGER 9/7/04 8:43 p.m.
     Re: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*guns_n_cars 9/7/04 8:47 p.m.
           Re: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*Ducain 9/7/04 8:50 p.m.
     Re: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*Joshua Rennert 9/7/04 8:48 p.m.
     Re: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*zugy 9/7/04 9:39 p.m.
     Re: Flying back from the blue hallway...*vid*Brodingo 9/7/04 10:37 p.m.
           Pretty *NM*Jillybean 9/8/04 5:56 a.m.
                 Re: PrettyDucain 9/8/04 7:17 a.m.
                       Re: Prettyzugy 9/8/04 3:12 p.m.
     damn good *NM*fludblud 9/8/04 7:50 a.m.
     Awesome!Schultz 9/8/04 1:25 p.m.
     In. Credible. *NM*dizzy [subnova] 9/8/04 1:54 p.m.
     Why I hate Ducain: A Poem by Chester.Chester the Destroyer 9/8/04 4:13 p.m.
           Re: Why I hate Ducain: A Poem by Chester.Ducain 9/8/04 7:16 p.m.



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