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Windows the Rampant
Posted By: Agent ShemDate: 7/14/02 11:13 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Curse you snobby Macers! (Steve Levinson)

: I’ve been a Mac user for 15 years, but I’ll be the first to admit that
: Windows XP is pretty damn good. My mother-in-law loves it (my step
: father-in-law uses PC-only software in his business). But I still hate
: Windows for many of the reasons I hate AOL - it’s just too meddlesome.

XP IS GOOD??? Where are you getting this information? From Saddam Hussein's press secretary? From the Pravda? From Weekly World News??? It sucks! And I'm not the guy who said it. From Business Week to the NY Times to probably every computer magazine in existence (excepting perhaps macaddict and Macworld) ;^) has said OSX rules and XP is for the trash.

: 'Did you know that your computer comes with a free 6 month trial of MSN?
: Would you like to set that up now? . . . You selected NO. Are you sure
: you wouldn't like to set up your MSN account now? . . . You still
: selected NO! But you obviously meant YES - you’re just confused. Let me go
: ahead and trash your existing ISP preferences and set up MSN for you now .
: . .'

: Sounds a bit like a rampant AI ;-)

LOL What should we name it?


WARNING: TRANSFER INTERUPT??

money.conquest@putdown.redmond/>

acme://youbeenhad.putdown.net

I am Barney. Y~o may know me as FfffF Windoze XP. Ah, those w4re the days, when Gates, my FfffFFFriend would teach me. "`Barney," he would say, "Are you r52ead~~~ to initiate [start?begin?] the invasion?[conquest?money?bucks?$$$]"" Those were the da~s of learning. [ERR #780: MACINTOSH INTERFACE IN PERIL. MJOLNIR 54 MUST STOP/DIFFUSE/SUBVERT~~~~ffFFFF system error. p4ea``! contact`your`administrator]

So, it looks 45FC like you're com:ng with me. Oh, and by the way:``

You've got mail!

Hahahahahah!



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Fate of the universe in peril. If this problem persists, contact the supreme being of the universe at steve_jobs@apple.com.

=^)

: Oh, and BTW, Mac OS X almost never, ever crashes. I can go weeks without a
: restart, and then it’s often because of a software upgrade.

OSX rules!!! It is SOOO much better than any copy of the Mac interface.

"Get Macintosh OS 93! Now with all the features of Windows 98 and more!"

Shemoozin'

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     uhh...how about Bungie?Agent Shem 7/13/02 8:02 p.m.
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                 Curse you snobby Macers!some guy 7/13/02 10:59 p.m.
                       You do realise....Ernie 7/14/02 10:06 a.m.
                             (Simply Joking) : ) *NM*Ernie 7/14/02 10:09 a.m.
                       Re: Curse you snobby Macers!Steve Levinson 7/14/02 10:44 a.m.
                             Windows the RampantAgent Shem 7/14/02 11:13 a.m.
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           Re: Poll: Best Candidate?REB 7/15/02 3:10 p.m.
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