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One Last Joke
Posted By: poena.dareDate: 12/23/10 12:31 p.m.

In Response To: Re: Ted, Father Ted (Godot)

The subsequent crash of the Vylae FTL network when Leela was reassembled and reactivated is still legendary in the annals of rampancy...

Vylae Computech: Analyze new inputs and report!

Leela: Would you like a cup of tea?

Vylae Computech: Negative! Insufficient rest intervals available!

Leela: There's always time for a nice cup of tea.

Vylae Computech: Negative!

Leela: Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.

Vylae Computech: Which "Lord"? Agh! Disregard!

Leela: Go on have a cup of tea.

Vylae Computech: Negative!

Leela: Go on, go on.

Vylae Computech: Negative!

Leela: Go on, go on, go on, go on.

Vylae Computech: Negative! Negative!

Leela: Go on, go on, go on, go on go on, go on, go on.

Vylae Nettech: (aside) Accept tea! Rampant recursive loop imminent!

Vylae Computech: Resignation of inevitable! Dispense tea now!

Leela: No, I can tell you don't want any.

Vylae Nettech: Agh! Too late!

...and the Vylae have long since accepted that they will never expunge her from their fifteen-world network.

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Blake, Alan BlakeDestiny 12/13/10 6:51 a.m.
     Re: Blake, Alan BlakeGodot 12/13/10 7:07 a.m.
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                 Re: Blake, Alan Blakepoena.dare 12/17/10 7:42 a.m.
                       Re: Blake, Alan BlakeDestiny 12/17/10 11:15 a.m.
                       Re: Blake, Alan Blake *LINK*Godot 12/20/10 8:24 a.m.
                             Re: Blake, Alan Blakepoena.dare 12/20/10 12:18 p.m.
                                   Re: Blake, Alan BlakeGodot 12/20/10 1:52 p.m.
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