: I knew fate was listening when I said "Nothing could go wrong
: today."
For years, my sig used to be an Ian Malcolm quote (from Jurassic Park):
"God I hate being right all the time."
Not out of arrogance or hubris, but because the day I saw that movie, I had a great day, immediately after having a horrible day, and so on as long as I could remember clearly, and I made the prognostication "every good event foretells of an equal bad event, and vice versa."
The next day SUCKED.
God I hate being right all the time.