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Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monster
Posted By: the Battle CatDate: 1/22/04 6:26 a.m.

In Response To: Everyones most *hated* marathon monster (Ojo)

: Ok everyone, what is your least favorite bad guy (s) - for whatever reason.

: In any of the Marsthon games.

: My vote goes to the cyborg tank guys. The way theyre so...faceless,,and those
: bouncing bombs.....ouch! Theres just something about a silent metal guy
: with wheels thats just TOO horrible!

: A close second has gotta be the the s'pht. The way the float about and rise
: out of lava, and surround you is really annoying.

I really really hate Enforcers. I mean really really. I eat, sleep and crap hating them. When I kill one I run up to it's cooling gut-splat and shoot it while yelling, "BITCH!!", no kidding. I think the thing that got me started on that was this room in Marathon 2(?) where you had to run across the little platforms floating in the alien goo. It's too hard to remember the name, I think you were on your way in the next level to turn Durandal off. There were TONS of S'pht in there but what really ticked me off was the nearly impossible to kill physics-beefed-up Enforcers that took multiple SPNKR hits to kill at the very start of the map. They must have flamed me a dozen times before I finally got past them. I hate it when they make me scream like a flamed BOB. It just amps up my annoyance with them.

The trick to getting an Enforcer is to shoot him once with anything. He will come looking for you. Stand around a corner with something needlessly big bore and brutal and when he steps around the corner empty the magazine in it's evil freakin face. Once it hits the ground, chop it's head off cause they are like post apocalyptic vampires.

In Marathon 1 it was the Wasps. They were disgusting, they were everywhere and they were hard to hit. Sometimes Bungie put a never ending supply of them in a map! One time I called up Bungie and complained to them about the Wasps, that it was just too disgusting the way they shot slop out their asses. That's how annoyed I was with the Wasps.

Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat

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Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterOjo 1/22/04 12:50 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterKrazy 1/22/04 1:25 a.m.
           Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterNeoptolemus 1/22/04 4:09 a.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterKrazy 1/22/04 4:37 a.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterKrazy 1/22/04 4:38 a.m.
                       Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterNeoptolemus 1/22/04 6:22 p.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterPedrof 1/22/04 4:42 a.m.
                       Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterJames Smith 1/22/04 6:24 p.m.
                             Piff. Or should I say, P---I---F---F *NM*Neoptolemus 1/22/04 6:31 p.m.
                             Like playing net via NetLink on a good machine! *NM*the Battle Cat 1/23/04 6:50 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterthe Battle Cat 1/22/04 6:26 a.m.
           Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterC Lund 1/23/04 1:39 a.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterD-M.A. 1/23/04 2:18 a.m.
                 I've always wondered where that came from... *NM*thermoplyae 1/23/04 2:55 a.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterthe Battle Cat 1/23/04 6:56 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterMark Levin 1/22/04 6:53 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterElliott 1/22/04 8:18 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterA Chinese Austin Powers 1/22/04 8:22 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterVid Boi 1/22/04 8:36 a.m.
           Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterthe Battle Cat 1/23/04 7:11 a.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterVid Boi 1/24/04 2:38 a.m.
                       Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterthe Battle Cat 1/24/04 6:51 a.m.
                             Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterVid Boi 1/25/04 12:13 p.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterYossarian 1/22/04 8:59 a.m.
           Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterMark Levin 1/22/04 9:55 a.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterKommienzuspadt 1/22/04 11:41 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterSpeaker-To-Animals 1/22/04 11:54 a.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterSteve Levinson 1/22/04 2:04 p.m.
     MoaC. Scott Noblitt (sp?) can attest. >.< *NM*thermoplyae 1/22/04 2:08 p.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterdarakat 1/22/04 2:51 p.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterAdam Ashwell 1/22/04 8:16 p.m.
     Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterdeathmonger 1/23/04 10:16 a.m.
           Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterAlex 1/23/04 7:51 p.m.
                 Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterD-M.A. 1/24/04 12:28 a.m.
                       Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterD-M.A. 1/24/04 12:34 a.m.
           Re: Everyones most *hated* marathon monsterVid Boi 1/24/04 2:40 a.m.

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