: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Square Enix's Final Fantasy 777: The
: Marathon Within! The opening 25-minute history of automated doors will
: rock! Plus, replacing that confusing maze in Arrival with a single
: straight corridor (punctuated by scripted battles against compilers) will
: make it so much more accessible for modern audiences.
Ha! I'm already seeing me telling my grandkids, "When I was your age we didn't even have WAYPOINTS."
By the time we get to FFDCCLXXVII the story will have B. Strauss forcing D to operate the Marathon's teledildonics instead of doors...
...and Leela will be reduced to the role of a friendly sex bot. "The subsequent draining of the Vylae reproductive network when Leela was reassembled and reactivated is still legendary in the annals of humpancy, and the Vylae have long since accepted that they will never have fifteen-world group sex again."