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UESCTerm 802.21
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stardate: 12.27.65
location: Argyle Spaceport, former New Jersey State
message: Responding to the Anderson casualty onboard the newly named "Space Station Amy," its come to my attention that saftey onboard UESC installations is at an all time low. Captain's luxury cruisers have needed more maintenance than any other sectors onboard our stations, female personel have input more requests and charges to the UESC than male personel, and theres always water on the bathroom floors, we don't know why.
I believe its time to spend a large amount of our surplus and revamp everything the UESC owns, possibly even it's subsidary, the U.E.S.C.B.Y.O.B., which was originaly created so our disgruntled admirals had alibis, so they didn't have to go home to their wives.
And i personaly have no problem with Ensign Anderson's choice in changing the station name to Amy. i like it better than what it was before, "Space Station Steve Guttenberg."
I'm still waiting for my requisite for renaming the lunar base "Heather Locklear."
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