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Posted By: Red Loser <dnannery@purdue.edu>Date: 1/16/03 9:19 p.m.

In Response To: Are people retarded?? (Tiburon)

Red Loser's Theory on the Relationship between Age and Intelligence

Let us first consider children. Many people say that children teach them as much as they teach their children; I say that these people need to send their kids off to school, because everyone knows that kids are not smart. If an adult acted in the same way that they do, he or she would be thrown into the gutter. Thus, children are stupid.

Now, let us move on to teenagers. Teenagers are rebellious little devils who do incredibly idiotic things like street racing, binge drinking, and playing rap and hip-hop "music." They are short-sighted, preferring instant gratification in the form of pleasure to long-term rewards which come at a small cost. Thus, teenagers are stupid.

Let's move on to adults. After working at a Drive Thru, serving these people, I can assure you that they don't fare much better. The rebellion has gone, but it has been replaced by a smug sense of self-genius. Adults are convinced that whatever they say goes and assume that they are always right. They imagine themselves to be very good people who never deserve what they get. Plus, they can't order fast food worth a darn. Thus, adults are stupid.

Finally, we have senior citizens. These people tend to spend all their time desiring social interaction, yet when they are given the opportunity to socialize with younger generations, they shun and criticize them. They insist on driving large, expensive motor vehicles even though their aged reflexes no longer support such behavior. Thus, senior citizens are stupid.

So, combining these all into one solid statement, we can say without a doubt that all people are indeed retarded.

^--(Jest)

Yellow Banshee - updated 1/16/03


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Replies:

Are people retarded??Tiburon 1/16/03 9:05 p.m.
     Re: Are people retarded??h4l0m4n 1/16/03 9:09 p.m.
           Re: Are people retarded??h4l0m4n 1/16/03 9:10 p.m.
     Yes.Red Loser 1/16/03 9:19 p.m.
           Re: Yes.PanZer 1/16/03 9:24 p.m.
                 Re: Yes.Red Loser 1/16/03 9:30 p.m.
                       Re: Yes.krazykow66 1/16/03 9:43 p.m.
                             Re: Yes.Red Loser 1/16/03 9:49 p.m.
                                   Re: Yes.krazykow66 1/16/03 9:55 p.m.
                       Re: Yes.oddworld18 1/16/03 10:02 p.m.
                             Re: Yes.Warbow 1/17/03 8:13 a.m.
                                   lol *NM*c0ld vengeance 1/17/03 8:20 a.m.
                                   LOL!!! *NM*Scalrag 1/17/03 8:46 a.m.
                                   Re: Yes.oddworld18 1/17/03 4:40 p.m.
           Re: Yes.Shishka 1/16/03 9:30 p.m.
           Re: Yes.Lennox 1/17/03 8:45 a.m.
     Re: Are people retarded??Scalrag 1/17/03 8:51 a.m.



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