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Re: Yes.
Posted By: Shishka <shishka@mac.com>Date: 1/16/03 9:30 p.m.

In Response To: Yes. (Red Loser)

: Red Loser's Theory on the Relationship between Age and Intelligence

: Let us first consider children. Many people say that children teach them as
: much as they teach their children; I say that these people need to send
: their kids off to school, because everyone knows that kids are not smart.
: If an adult acted in the same way that they do, he or she would be thrown
: into the gutter. Thus, children are stupid.

: Now, let us move on to teenagers. Teenagers are rebellious little devils who
: do incredibly idiotic things like street racing, binge drinking, and
: playing rap and hip-hop "music." They are short-sighted,
: preferring instant gratification in the form of pleasure to long-term
: rewards which come at a small cost. Thus, teenagers are stupid.

: Let's move on to adults. After working at a Drive Thru, serving these people,
: I can assure you that they don't fare much better. The rebellion has gone,
: but it has been replaced by a smug sense of self-genius. Adults are
: convinced that whatever they say goes and assume that they are always
: right. They imagine themselves to be very good people who never deserve
: what they get. Plus, they can't order fast food worth a darn. Thus,
: adults are stupid.

: Finally, we have senior citizens. These people tend to spend all their time
: desiring social interaction, yet when they are given the opportunity to
: socialize with younger generations, they shun and criticize them. They
: insist on driving large, expensive motor vehicles even though their aged
: reflexes no longer support such behavior. Thus, senior citizens are
: stupid.

: So, combining these all into one solid statement, we can say without a doubt
: that all people are indeed retarded.

This post wins my approval.

-S

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Replies:

Are people retarded??Tiburon 1/16/03 9:05 p.m.
     Re: Are people retarded??h4l0m4n 1/16/03 9:09 p.m.
           Re: Are people retarded??h4l0m4n 1/16/03 9:10 p.m.
     Yes.Red Loser 1/16/03 9:19 p.m.
           Re: Yes.PanZer 1/16/03 9:24 p.m.
                 Re: Yes.Red Loser 1/16/03 9:30 p.m.
                       Re: Yes.krazykow66 1/16/03 9:43 p.m.
                             Re: Yes.Red Loser 1/16/03 9:49 p.m.
                                   Re: Yes.krazykow66 1/16/03 9:55 p.m.
                       Re: Yes.oddworld18 1/16/03 10:02 p.m.
                             Re: Yes.Warbow 1/17/03 8:13 a.m.
                                   lol *NM*c0ld vengeance 1/17/03 8:20 a.m.
                                   LOL!!! *NM*Scalrag 1/17/03 8:46 a.m.
                                   Re: Yes.oddworld18 1/17/03 4:40 p.m.
           Re: Yes.Shishka 1/16/03 9:30 p.m.
           Re: Yes.Lennox 1/17/03 8:45 a.m.
     Re: Are people retarded??Scalrag 1/17/03 8:51 a.m.



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