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Re: Lol - FrogBlasta is da' masta!

Posted By: Halo-Wannabe <halo_wannabe@yahoo.com> Date: 10/4/02 10:18 p.m.
In Response To: Lol (mnemesis)

: All that and you did it alone?!? 8-0
Well, this is FrogBlast we're talking about. By now, we all should be used to his being able to do every single trick in the universe, and we should all be used to his doing all these tricks single-handedly (and we should all be used to his movies never having any sound!!! ;) )
But, to tell the truth, I find it somewhat amazing that, in one of his movies, he is able to have one player drive along the bottom of Halo, while the second player simultaneously snipes the first from above, with perfect accuracy... and that he did it all alone!
::Narrows eyes suspiciously:: ;)
: You ought to be able to find a few volunteers around here. ;-)
Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Ooh! Ooh!!!

An e-mail sent to the folks at Official Xbox Magazine:
Hello, dear respected Official Xbox Magazine staff.
I am a subscriber to your magazine, and, as with most Xbox users, am deeply obsessed with Halo (as I am sure you all are, too), because it, as you have so eloquently put it, is simply the "Best. Game. Ever."
Anyway, I am writing regarding your latest magazine issue (November 2002). In it, you dub Edward Glucksman, the winner of your Challenges section, as the "Xbox Gamer of the Year". While I am not undermining Mr. Glucksman's skill, I believe that there is one gamer who deserves recognition from you all, but that (I assume) you surprisingly have not heard of. This man occasionally plays the above-mentioned video game, Halo. While this man may not be the overall "Official Xbox Magazine Xbox Gamer of the Year", seeing as he did not win the challenges section, he is certainly a gifted Halo player. Heh, that's putting it mildly. This man is the most l33t Halo player of all time, the grandaddy of all things Halo. He is a man with more skill than Randy Moss (okay, bad analogy). But the point remains, that this guy is HUGE.
Why haven't you heard of him? Because although he is in a position to rule the world with more power then King Henry VIII, he is, and always has been, the most humble and modest Halo-ite in the universe. He just proves time and again that he is the best ever, and then timidly shies away from all the glory that naturally follows. So, I, Halo-Wannabe, will take the responsibility of presenting his Halo greatness before you, because your magazine audience needs to be exposed to Halo, the way it was meant to be played.
Okay, enough suspense. Who is this incredible man, you ask? Why, he is none other then the world-reknowned FrogBlast. How big is this guy? Let's put it this way: he appeared on the Halo scene sometime in January, and people worldwide are already asking him to conceive their man-babies. Words can not describe this man: so, we'll let his Halo expertise speak for itself. If you want to see his Halo tricks, his Halo exploits, his Halo exploration, his Halo glitches, his Halo stunts, his Halo divinity... then you can see it all at his website: http://yuan.ecom.cmu.edu/utfoo/. Many of his tricks are also available at http://halo.bungie.org/ (the greatest Halo fansite on the internet).
Yeah, I know it will take days, even weeks, for all this to sink in. But after you realize the immense-ness of FrogBlast's accomplishments, I strongly encourage you to contact him, and ask permission to at least do a feature on some of the amazing feats of his, and on FrogBlast himself, to show the world what it has been missing. Your devoted followers need to see FrogBlast. It is something that you owe to them for their continued support. I assure you, it is the Halo story you've been waiting for. Your magazine's popularity will increase exponentially, overnight. Admit it, after seeing his tricks, you now love FrogBlast. Please give him the adoration he deserves.
I hope I have succeeded in my effort to show you the value of publicizing the undying accomplishments of the "Halo Gamer of the Year". Although, realistically, he is the "Halo Gamer of the Century", if not the "True Gamer of the Millenia".
Respectfully yours,
~Halo-Wannabe.

Froggie, I love you, man!

Message Index

Replies:

The Bottom of Halo FrogBlast 10/2/02 11:43 p.m.

Whoa! *NM* Mr Yun 10/2/02 11:53 p.m.

OMG Elan Sleazbagano 10/2/02 11:57 p.m.

Re: OMG Elan Sleazbagano 10/3/02 12:03 a.m.

you have GOT to be kidding me oddworld18 10/2/02 11:57 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo ocean 10/3/02 12:02 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Lord Elliott 10/3/02 12:09 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo R.G. 10/3/02 12:13 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Louis Wu 10/3/02 4:36 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Stormsinger 10/3/02 5:45 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo FriendlyFire 10/3/02 9:15 a.m.

Re: Astounding |sK|Destr0yer 10/3/02 2:59 p.m.

Hmm. . Just maybe. . LivingDemise 10/9/02 12:03 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo FrogBlast 10/4/02 2:58 p.m.

Bungie better be watching... Miguel Chavez 10/3/02 12:25 a.m.

Re: Bungie better be watching... Elan Sleazbagano 10/3/02 12:29 a.m.

FrogBlast for President... Zypper 10/3/02 1:24 a.m.

Re: Bungie better be watching... n3m 10/3/02 4:05 a.m.

Re: Bungie better be watching... HUNTR-KILLR 10/3/02 12:35 p.m.

Re: Bungie better be watching... Warbow 10/3/02 12:39 p.m.

*crying* ---m0bus--- @ College 10/3/02 10:36 p.m.

Re: *crying* FrogBlast 10/4/02 4:16 p.m.

Beautiful! mnemesis 10/3/02 1:07 p.m.

Re: Are they ever not ;) Finn 10/3/02 10:04 p.m.

Re: Bungie better be watching... FrogBlast 10/4/02 3:16 p.m.

!!! vector40 10/3/02 12:40 a.m.

Re: !!! Bungalo 10/3/02 1:05 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Ubergamer 10/3/02 1:10 a.m.

This is why YOU are the man! Skavenger_s7 10/3/02 1:31 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo foo 10/3/02 2:48 a.m.

Re: OMFG *NM* n3m 10/3/02 4:01 a.m.

... Razorback 10/3/02 4:16 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Stormsinger 10/3/02 5:47 a.m.

(Speechless) NM *NM* poena.dare #CP# 10/3/02 7:31 a.m.

One question for Frogblast.. pete_the_duck 10/3/02 8:21 a.m.

Re: One question for Frogblast.. FrogBlast 10/4/02 3:54 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Warbow 10/3/02 8:35 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Sep7imus 10/3/02 8:44 a.m.

Mad Props Matey! This is an emotional moment...:) *NM* Been Mawed 10/3/02 9:22 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo HUNTR-KILLR 10/3/02 10:56 a.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo *THASF* A.K.A. The Halo And Sonic Fan 10/3/02 11:13 a.m.

Myst on Marathon dave17lax 10/3/02 11:15 a.m.

Just 1 thing to say: clap!clap!clap!clap!clap! *NM* Djoey154 10/3/02 11:15 a.m.

And then... El Bastard™ 10/3/02 11:22 a.m.

Macguyver, Bond, Martha Stewart, Pope, guy who doesn't post....too often 10/3/02 12:01 p.m.

Holy pillars of autumn! Tarrsk 10/3/02 12:08 p.m.

Re: Bungie Webcam Warbow 10/3/02 12:18 p.m.

Re: Bungie Webcam CandyMan 10/3/02 12:54 p.m.

Re: Bungie Webcam Warbow 10/3/02 1:40 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo super z 10/3/02 12:37 p.m.

Finally! Flawless Cowboy 10/3/02 12:44 p.m.

Damn! real recognition! *NM* Sep7imus 10/3/02 12:48 p.m.

Re: Finally! ferrex 10/3/02 1:07 p.m.

Day-YUM! Patroclus 10/3/02 3:07 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Ebb 10/3/02 3:18 p.m.

NO *NM* guy who doesn't post....too often 10/3/02 3:19 p.m.

Well, let's close the patent office... Jonas 10/3/02 4:06 p.m.

T&R Hipboyscott 10/3/02 4:15 p.m.

An entirely original poem in honor of FrogBlast Red Loser 10/3/02 4:17 p.m.

Amazing :O :O :O GJ!! *NM* BOLL 10/3/02 5:22 p.m.

As if it hadn't been said enough already... NthDegree256 10/3/02 5:30 p.m.

MAN BABIES!!! Skeletor 10/3/02 6:38 p.m.

I cannot hide my feelings for you any longer! *Ar-Isildur -iBook- 10/3/02 6:44 p.m.

Re: I cannot hide my feelings for you any longer! DarkPrimus 10/3/02 7:10 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Djof 10/3/02 7:28 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo Wriath7n 10/3/02 7:42 p.m.

That DOES it! FrogBlast, go to your room!!! Halo-Wannabe 10/3/02 8:30 p.m.

Re: The Bottom of Halo oldmano'theC 10/3/02 10:11 p.m.

Who was player 2? *NM* Red Loser 10/4/02 11:43 a.m.

Re: Who was player 2? FrogBlast 10/4/02 2:56 p.m.

Lol mnemesis 10/4/02 3:05 p.m.

Re: Lol - FrogBlasta is da' masta! Halo-Wannabe 10/4/02 10:18 p.m.

Let us know what kind of reply you get *NM* Miguel Chavez 10/4/02 10:25 p.m.

:-O Red Loser 10/4/02 3:10 p.m.

Youre too good! Lion 10/5/02 8:57 p.m.

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The Bottom of Halo	FrogBlast	10/2/02 11:43 p.m.
Whoa! NM	Mr Yun	10/2/02 11:53 p.m.
OMG	Elan Sleazbagano	10/2/02 11:57 p.m.
Re: OMG	Elan Sleazbagano	10/3/02 12:03 a.m.
you have GOT to be kidding me	oddworld18	10/2/02 11:57 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	ocean	10/3/02 12:02 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Lord Elliott	10/3/02 12:09 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	R.G.	10/3/02 12:13 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Louis Wu	10/3/02 4:36 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Stormsinger	10/3/02 5:45 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	FriendlyFire	10/3/02 9:15 a.m.
Re: Astounding	\|sK\|Destr0yer	10/3/02 2:59 p.m.
Hmm. . Just maybe. .	LivingDemise	10/9/02 12:03 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	FrogBlast	10/4/02 2:58 p.m.
Bungie better be watching...	Miguel Chavez	10/3/02 12:25 a.m.
Re: Bungie better be watching...	Elan Sleazbagano	10/3/02 12:29 a.m.
FrogBlast for President...	Zypper	10/3/02 1:24 a.m.
Re: Bungie better be watching...	n3m	10/3/02 4:05 a.m.
Re: Bungie better be watching...	HUNTR-KILLR	10/3/02 12:35 p.m.
Re: Bungie better be watching...	Warbow	10/3/02 12:39 p.m.
crying	---m0bus--- @ College	10/3/02 10:36 p.m.
Re: crying	FrogBlast	10/4/02 4:16 p.m.
Beautiful!	mnemesis	10/3/02 1:07 p.m.
Re: Are they ever not ;)	Finn	10/3/02 10:04 p.m.
Re: Bungie better be watching...	FrogBlast	10/4/02 3:16 p.m.
!!!	vector40	10/3/02 12:40 a.m.
Re: !!!	Bungalo	10/3/02 1:05 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Ubergamer	10/3/02 1:10 a.m.
This is why YOU are the man!	Skavenger_s7	10/3/02 1:31 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	foo	10/3/02 2:48 a.m.
Re: OMFG NM	n3m	10/3/02 4:01 a.m.
...	Razorback	10/3/02 4:16 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Stormsinger	10/3/02 5:47 a.m.
(Speechless) NM NM	poena.dare #CP#	10/3/02 7:31 a.m.
One question for Frogblast..	pete_the_duck	10/3/02 8:21 a.m.
Re: One question for Frogblast..	FrogBlast	10/4/02 3:54 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Warbow	10/3/02 8:35 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Sep7imus	10/3/02 8:44 a.m.
Mad Props Matey! This is an emotional moment...:) NM	Been Mawed	10/3/02 9:22 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	HUNTR-KILLR	10/3/02 10:56 a.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	THASF A.K.A. The Halo And Sonic Fan	10/3/02 11:13 a.m.
Myst on Marathon	dave17lax	10/3/02 11:15 a.m.
Just 1 thing to say: clap!clap!clap!clap!clap! NM	Djoey154	10/3/02 11:15 a.m.
And then...	El Bastard™	10/3/02 11:22 a.m.
Macguyver, Bond, Martha Stewart, Pope,	guy who doesn't post....too often	10/3/02 12:01 p.m.
Holy pillars of autumn!	Tarrsk	10/3/02 12:08 p.m.
Re: Bungie Webcam	Warbow	10/3/02 12:18 p.m.
Re: Bungie Webcam	CandyMan	10/3/02 12:54 p.m.
Re: Bungie Webcam	Warbow	10/3/02 1:40 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	super z	10/3/02 12:37 p.m.
Finally!	Flawless Cowboy	10/3/02 12:44 p.m.
Damn! real recognition! NM	Sep7imus	10/3/02 12:48 p.m.
Re: Finally!	ferrex	10/3/02 1:07 p.m.
Day-YUM!	Patroclus	10/3/02 3:07 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Ebb	10/3/02 3:18 p.m.
NO NM	guy who doesn't post....too often	10/3/02 3:19 p.m.
Well, let's close the patent office...	Jonas	10/3/02 4:06 p.m.
T&R	Hipboyscott	10/3/02 4:15 p.m.
An entirely original poem in honor of FrogBlast	Red Loser	10/3/02 4:17 p.m.
Amazing :O :O :O GJ!! NM	BOLL	10/3/02 5:22 p.m.
As if it hadn't been said enough already...	NthDegree256	10/3/02 5:30 p.m.
MAN BABIES!!!	Skeletor	10/3/02 6:38 p.m.
I cannot hide my feelings for you any longer!	*Ar-Isildur -iBook-	10/3/02 6:44 p.m.
Re: I cannot hide my feelings for you any longer!	DarkPrimus	10/3/02 7:10 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Djof	10/3/02 7:28 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	Wriath7n	10/3/02 7:42 p.m.
That DOES it! FrogBlast, go to your room!!!	Halo-Wannabe	10/3/02 8:30 p.m.
Re: The Bottom of Halo	oldmano'theC	10/3/02 10:11 p.m.
Who was player 2? NM	Red Loser	10/4/02 11:43 a.m.
Re: Who was player 2?	FrogBlast	10/4/02 2:56 p.m.
Lol	mnemesis	10/4/02 3:05 p.m.
Re: Lol - FrogBlasta is da' masta!	Halo-Wannabe	10/4/02 10:18 p.m.
Let us know what kind of reply you get NM	Miguel Chavez	10/4/02 10:25 p.m.
:-O	Red Loser	10/4/02 3:10 p.m.
Youre too good!	Lion	10/5/02 8:57 p.m.