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Re: Sigh....
Posted By: Spongecake <plonkindonkins@hotmail.com>Date: 2/12/02 3:58 p.m.

In Response To: Sigh.... (Matt)

: "Every time a product ships , it takes us one step closer to the
: vision:empower people through great software - any time, any place and on
: any device. Thanks for the lasting contribution you have made to
: Microsoft history."

: -Matt

That sounds uncomfortably close to "Every time a church bell rings, another angel gets its wings", crossed with the generic awful fuzzy pseudo-New Age corporationspeak about 'visions' 'empowerment' etc, used by people with massive golden parachutes who lay you off and call it 'rightsizing', i.e. the company's now the 'right size', until of course they find it isn't and have to 'rightsize' it some more. See it mercilessly skewered at www.despair.com [every office should have a collection of Demotivators(TM)]

So, how many doughnuts could that guy carry then?

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                             Must be... news, Louis?vector40 2/11/02 11:42 p.m.
                                   Ah, If OnlyMatt 2/12/02 1:09 a.m.
                                         Wait a minute... (OT)Mark Levin 2/12/02 1:29 a.m.
                                               Re: Wait a minute... (OT)Matt 2/12/02 1:42 a.m.
                                                     Re: Wait a minute... (OT)Mark Levin 2/12/02 2:21 a.m.
                                                           Sigh....Matt 2/12/02 3:44 a.m.
                                                                 Re: Sigh....Louis Wu 2/12/02 4:28 a.m.
                                                                       Re: Sigh....*Ar-Isildur of *WP* 2/12/02 11:27 a.m.
                                                                             Re: Sigh....Louis Wu 2/12/02 11:38 a.m.
                                                                                   Re: Sigh....mnemesis 2/12/02 12:54 p.m.
                                                                                   Re: Sigh....Nijhazer 2/12/02 1:38 p.m.
                                                                                         Re: Sigh....Louis Wu 2/12/02 2:38 p.m.
                                                                                               Re: Sigh....Mark Levin 2/12/02 2:53 p.m.
                                                                                               Re: Sigh....mnemesis 2/12/02 3:04 p.m.
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                                                                       How Many Donuts? Seven, Of Course. *NM*Matt 2/12/02 5:24 p.m.
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           Re: Webcam in deep thought...Aginor 2/11/02 11:42 p.m.



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