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Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.
Posted By: Avateur <avateur@gmail.com>Date: 1/27/13 7:38 p.m.

In Response To: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style. (Bryan Newman)


: Me: "Hi, pleasure to finally meet you! I'm Bryan!"
: Tex: *"Bitch, get in the car before I cut you!"

: *May not be what she actually said.

Are you sure it might not be what she said? :P

: I get in the car. Schooly the greatest driver in the world, who at no point
: during our trip does a tokyo ice drift is driving. Awesome reunion. We
: fist bump. I meet Nart, and Ellesar for the first time. Nart is a Pokemon
: Master and better than me in every way and Ellesar is Aesthetic, carb free
: and is unfamiliar with white people customs.
: Crazed, Avateur, Wilshire and Rowboat are in the other car. We drive to the
: cabin. I'd met Crazed, Avateur, and Wilshire at previous events before.
: I notice we are missing some people…KP and Kanbo. Kanbo had some flight
: delays and KP was busy slogging through some hellish and foreign land
: known as "Boise" (I dunno, something to do with potatoes.) They
: would arrive much much much later.
: So naturally our first instinct after choosing rooms (I bunk with Crazed and
: Nart. Nart snores. A LOT!) is to hook up our xbox's and get to debating
: which Halo was more blunderous; Reach or 4…Reach. This is a fact
: Avateur!!!

At least Reach has campaign theater. obrn11

: I decide to be a gracious gentleman and allow the group access to my XBL
: account. What was before a 2.6 K/D ratio is now a 2.17 *sigh*

So many people played on your account that I can only take credit for some of Operation BPR Drop: HBOMB.

: The bad news: The regular coke explodes with the fury of an HBOMB and
: decimates the kitchen.

: BLUNDER CHART: Bryan: 1
: World: 0

I swear it was pre-meditated you monster!

: We watch the Riff Trax version of Top Gun. Schooly's world crumbles around
: him.

He's dangerous!

: We drive back to the cabin and see team comfy in the exact same spot we left
: them. In front of the tv playing vidja gaems.

Or so you think...!

: Sunday: The incident… It's more than an episode of Lost. It's real. It
: Happened. It's Happening status was: It happened.

And they're not all dead at the end of the incident! Spoiler alert.

: Some Snowmobile wrecking occurred, Rowboat and Ellesar were involved, that's
: about all I know. Suffice to say Halo.Bungie.Org Mountain Bash almost
: became Halo.Bungie.Org Mountain Burial.

HBO Mountain Blunder.

: I had so much fun. I am already anticipating HBOMB 2014: With a Vengence
: HBOMB 2015: HBOMB Harder
: HBOMB 2016: Live Free, or HBOMB
: HBOMB 2017: A Good Day to HBOMB

Are these the director's cut editions with the Mountain Burial at the end or just the Mountain Blunder editions?

: Basically as long as Bruce Willis is alive we have HBOMBS.

The truth.

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Replies:

HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.Bryan Newman 1/27/13 1:23 a.m.
     Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.Tex 1/27/13 1:39 a.m.
     Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.Avateur 1/27/13 7:38 p.m.
     Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.Schooly D 1/27/13 11:19 p.m.
           Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.Tex 1/28/13 12:11 a.m.
     Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.Kermit 1/27/13 11:38 p.m.
     Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.stabbim 1/28/13 12:25 p.m.
     Nice writeup, 10/10 would read again. A++++ *NM*The Lionheart 1/28/13 1:03 p.m.
     Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.elessar787 1/28/13 11:14 p.m.
           Re: HBOMB 2013 Write up... Newman style.j41m3z 1/28/13 11:56 p.m.
           You have my permission to blunder. *NM*Bryan Newman 1/29/13 2:45 a.m.
           Sometimes the blunder sends something back... *NM*Tex 1/29/13 12:34 p.m.



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