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The Turn of the Screwloose
Posted By: topleybird <turtletrance@hotmail.com>	Date: 1/31/11 10:22 a.m.
: "The current atmosphere, occasioned by frequent unjustifiable : castigations of the True Halo Canon to which recent asinine publications : of 343 Industries; juvenile but facetious and variegated illustrations of : alleged Halo canon whose florid and incongruous absurdity is, indeed, : quite of Legend, subversive and imperious recompositions in place of : previously written textual canon, or otherwise; are attributed, does : provide the cause, purpose, and desire for me to publish this declaration : of remedy and guiding direction back towards the proper course of things, : a course of things that does no disrespect to the True Halo Canon, much : unlike the customary modus operandi of 343 Industries." : That is one sentence. ONE. Did his fourth-grade teacher not warn him of the : evils of run-on sentences? I could sum up in 3 sentences what he took a : quasi-paragraph to explain. SRSLY, I dug up Thomas Hardy and had him look at this and he was like "Yeah that guy needs to stop."

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