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S[(••)]N ◄The Super is miming a word to you
Posted By: 7heSuper <7hesuper@live.com>	Date: 7/16/08 2:24 a.m.
q[(►◄)]Ψ -1- The Super is angry, The Super is mad His thumb's pointed down, his pitchfork's in hand He's gnashing his teeth, there's blood in his eye So great is his rage at what's gone so awry -2- His grand introduction cocked up and delayed! The Super is really quite badly dismayed By this terrible, horrible, graceless adieu To the infinite win of his long-planned debut -3- Infinite sadness, infinite pain Infinite anger addles his brain The Super is lost in a maelstrom of fail His luck has run out and his patience is frail -4- What to do in the face of this corporate dysfunction? Turned from Hype Road onto Broken Dreams Junction A damnable place spawning cynical plans What's a Super to do but turn back to his fans? -5- But reading the forums, The Super's aghast At the bitter eruption that's nigh-well surpassed His burgeoning outrage for Microsoft's gall So The Super would now like to comfort you all -6- Bungie, recall, is a group quite renowned Its works will amaze, its wonders astound So what if the megaton failed to deploy? One day Soon™ it will come. And its orders? Destroy. -7- Destroy doubters, that is. And that's Bungie's best trick: Making games so much fun that they make haters sick! So be patient, my friends, 'till New Hotness is seen In the meantime, stay safe, and of course, KEEP IT CLEAN S[(••)]N MESSAGE UPDATED

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