In Response To: Re: Lyrics (Patriarch917)
: Your wish is my command, I've posted the lyrics on my Cheap Web Site which
: you can access by clicking the link at the bottom of this page.
Dang... and I just wrote them all out myself. :)
I'm gonna post 'em anyway, cause dammit i did the work. :)
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
Well I'd shoot you in the feet
I would shoot you in the feet
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
Well you'd go down in defeat
All I'd have to do is camp and wait for you to attack
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
Well I'd score two frags at once
A nice reliant fast double-kill
If I had a rocket launcher
I wouldn't die
If I had a rocket launcher
I wouldn't let them capture the flag
If I had a rocket launcher
I'd send them home in a body bag
If I had a rocket launcher
Maybe we could superjump to the top of Zanzibar
You know, just go up there and hang out, Bungie says you can't get banned for it, just sit up there and fire rockets down on your opponents with impunity. It's a lot safer than camping the stairwell, as long as you don't get sniped. I hate snipers.
If I had a sniper rifle
If I had a sniper rifle
Well I'd shoot you in the head
I'd put a single antimatter round in your head
If I had a sniper rifle
If I had a sniper rifle
Well I'd kill you from across the map
Yep I could kill you if I could see you!
If I had a sniper rifle
If I had a sniper rifle
Well I'd need something for close range
Ooh, like that crazy energy sword
If I had a sniper rifle
I wouldn't die
If I had a sniper rifle
It's my favorite weapon on Coagulation
If I had a sniper rifle
It allows me to kill as soon as you spawn
If I had a sniper rifle
We'd almost be guaranteed to be winners
But we wouldn't be winners - some noob would get lucky and take our snipers, probably use a vehicle to take us down, or maybe a battle rifle, or maybe a plasma pistol combined with a battle rifle - I hate it when they do that.
If I had a plasma pistol
If I had a plasma pistol
Well I'd take down all your shields
And put a three-round burst in your head
If I had a plasma pistol
If I had a plasma pistol
Well I'd use it to beat you down
Embrace disgrace and quit to try to save face
If I had a plasma pistol
If I had a plasma pistol
Well I'd wield it with a magnum
I'd get a one-shot kill with a magnum
If I had a plasma pistol
I wouldn't die
If I had a plasma pistol
If I had a plasma pistol
If I had a sniper rifle
If I had a sniper rifle
If I had a rocket launcher
I would win
(I haven't checked to see if I made any mistakes - but clearly, Patriarch's version is more authoritative than mine when they disagree. ;) )
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